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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · Aug 7

Hi bloomfs

A photo of me after getting my haircut. I’m throwing a peace sign with my left hand which is in a wrist brace.

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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 1h

Spooky season

Me with a cryptic green filter with my eyes X’d out and my mouth stitched shut

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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · Apr 24

Suddenly I need to be choked

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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 1h

Finally watched Weapons

a man in a blue hat is standing in front of a building that has the letter f on it

Alt: a man in a blue hat is standing in front of a building that has the letter f on it

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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 1d

Does anyone else have the luck of always managing to grab the loudest fucking cart with shit wheels at the grocery store? Just me? 🫠🫠

Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 2d

Jeepers Creepers. Where’d you get those peepers?

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 2d

Priorities.

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Bony Skeletino 💀 @notalegalrecord.net · 2d

“one day, when it’s safe, when there’s no personal downside to calling a thing what it is, when it’s too late to hold anyone accountable, everyone will have always been against this.”

that was Omar El Akkad’s tweet. 2 years later, i’m preparing to discuss this with the senior center’s book club. 📚

holding a hardcover copy of Omar El Akkad’s book ONE DAY, EVERYONE WILL HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AGAINST THIS

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Human Rights Watch @hrw.org · 2d

The US military should immediately halt these deadly strikes. Congress should remind the president that there is no war and that these strikes violate US and international law.

Read more from HRW:

US: Maritime Strikes Amount to Extrajudicial Killings

United States military strikes against two boats allegedly carrying drug traffickers, which the Trump administration said killed at least 14 people, were unlawful extrajudicial killings, Human Rights ...

www.hrw.org

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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 2d

There’s at least 5 news articles per day about this regime’s actions that would’ve caused Fox News to light themselves on fire if it had been the Obama or Biden administration.

Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 2d

Trying to draft an email for a task I’m working on with another department but my brain keeps malfunctioning…

I try to proofread what I’ve written and it all looks like Greek.

Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 2d

Happy birthday!!! 🎂🧁🧁

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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 2d

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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 2d

Deal. Gag and choke with your big cock 🤤😈😈

Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 2d

Respectfully

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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 2d

Breaking News: Retirees and other Social Security beneficiaries will see a 2.8% bump in their benefits next year to reflect inflation.

Social Security Announces a 2.8% Cost-of-Living Increase for Beneficiaries

Recipients, including retirees and their spouses, as well as those who receive disability benefits and Supplemental Security Income, will see the additional benefit starting in January.

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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 2d

Breaking News: U.S. inflation edged higher in September, rising 3% from a year ago, according to data released belatedly because of the government shutdown.

CPI Report Live Updates: Inflation Edged Higher in September

The Consumer Price Index rose 3 percent from a year earlier, accelerating slightly from the previous month. The report was delayed because of the government shutdown.

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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 2d

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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 2d

It must be annoying for economists to be on here and try to talk about inflation… if you search that term you don’t get anything to do with the economy 😵‍💫😵‍💫

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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 2d

I’m on my knees 🥵🥵

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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 2d

It’s Friday so I’m trying not to be depressed….but finding happiness in small things when the wider world is on fire and our government is still using a flame thrower doesn’t seem to be working. 😔