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Jade
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jade0x.com
If I was in first class I would not want to board first … wtf

I want to be last on, first off
September 28, 2025 at 12:18 PM
jade0x.com
How confident are you that the LLMs the medical care centers use follow strict privacy protocol?
July 1, 2025 at 10:45 PM
jade0x.com
I made handwritten notes in a meeting yesterday and there is one line that I can NOT read.

Not a single clue, completely illegible
a young boy is laughing with his mouth open in a striped shirt .
Alt: a young girl leans forward, mouth wide open screaming
media.tenor.com
June 20, 2025 at 12:24 PM
jade0x.com
I’ll leave this here..
Screenshot of an AI Overview that reads: The Oxford comma, also known as a serial comma or Harvard comma, is the comma that appears before the conjunction ("and," "or," "nor") in a list of three or more items. It's the comma that separates the penultimate item in the list from the last item. Example: • Without the Oxford comma: "I love dogs, cats, and birds." • With the Oxford comma: "I love dogs, cats, and birds."
June 4, 2025 at 2:21 PM
jade0x.com
So NSW has jokes 🤨
Screenshot of a Facebook post from NSW Police Force reading “Didn’t age well” sharing a QLD Police post, which reminds the public to be responsible after the State of Origin match, that the police will be out. There are some light digs at NSW, saying the only thing their players can catch is public transport back home. Posts are in next referring to the NSW vs QLD rivalry around State of Origin
May 28, 2025 at 1:48 PM
jade0x.com
First crop of 2025
Tomato plant with one red grape tomato Cluster of green grape tomatoes on plant
May 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
jade0x.com
Who else is triggered? 😆
Screenshot of a Reddit post in r/thinkpad. Title reads “what is this port?” With a photo to of the Ethernet port on the side of their laptop.
May 24, 2025 at 3:44 AM
jade0x.com
I know he has the brain worm but I don’t wanna rule out Cordyceps

You cannot make me rule out that possibility in 2025
May 16, 2025 at 2:59 AM
jade0x.com
SUPER happy with the Aussie election results
May 5, 2025 at 8:42 PM
jade0x.com
Getting reminders in 2 minute intervals, 30 min prior to a tele appointment
a woman holding an orange cup with the words " this is so fun " written on the bottom
Alt: a woman holding an orange cup with the words " this is so fun " written on the bottom, she does not look excited
media.tenor.com
May 5, 2025 at 8:41 PM
jade0x.com
Justice for Jerry!!!!
pfrazee.com Paul Frazee @pfrazee.com · May 1
Hey it's been a while since I did one of these

Reply with your favorite posts. No jerry posts allowed
May 2, 2025 at 12:29 AM
jade0x.com
Please use your privacy settings in your fitness tracking apps.

I can literally see where you live and exactly what hours you routinely go running/cycling.
May 1, 2025 at 11:45 PM
jade0x.com
Our dog SOBS when my husband closes his office door for meetings.

SOBS!! I need to get it on video but she stops when she sees me, gotta be sneaky
May 1, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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jason.energy
HEADS UP! if you want to learn something new + get free stuff for doing it, we've got a hackathon going for Web Dev Challenge right now!

build a multi-device game using @temporal.io, either with a teammate or on your own, and submit before May 12 to earn rewards

details:
codetv.dev/blog/web-dev...
Web Dev Challenge Hackathon S2.E2: Build a game played on at least 2 devices
Build a game that requires at least 2 devices to play. Apps due May 12, 2025.
codetv.dev
April 29, 2025 at 9:39 PM
jade0x.com
They shall grow not old,
as we that are left grow old;
Age shall not weary them,
nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun
and in the morning
We will remember them.

We will remember them
Lest we forget
ANZAC Day Graphic with te poppies reads “lest we forget”
April 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
jade0x.com
It’s April 25th
a woman in a rhode island sash is talking to a man in a red suit
Alt: a woman in a rhode island sash is talking to a man in a red suit
media.tenor.com
April 25, 2025 at 3:39 PM
jade0x.com
Already watched this talented man die once, why did they make me watch it again 😭
April 22, 2025 at 1:01 AM
jade0x.com
Motherfucker going for the last lettuce standing!!!

#veggiegarden
Photo of a garden bed covered in much. In the center, a snail is next to a tiny 2 leaf green plant (my last surviving lettuce)
April 20, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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bencollins.bsky.social
Honestly, me too.
unraveledpress.com unraveled @unraveledpress.com · Apr 19
An important message.
Sign reading "so tired of living in an Onion article"
April 19, 2025 at 10:06 PM
jade0x.com
Well this is a new tactic....
I am so glad he didn't rehome or kill her pets, that's been done many times.
askaubry.com AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @askaubry.com · Apr 17
Because he didn't want to watch the pets.
Menu SPORTS VOICES CULTURE LIFESTYLE NEWS News > World > Americas > US Crime News Man who didn't want to look after girlfriend's pet sent bomb threat to cruise she was on 'Hey, I think someone might have a bomb on your cruise ship' Albert Toth Tuesday 15 April 2025 05:35 EDT f A 19-year-old man who was upset at his girlfriend for going on a cruise has been sent to prison for making a bomb threat to the ship. Joshua Lowe, from Michigan, admitted that he was annoyed that he had to watch pets while his partner and her family went on a Caribbean cruise, leading him to take drastic measures. Sending an email to Carnival Corp cruise lines, Mr Lowe casually wrote: "Hey, I think someone might have a bomb on your sunrise cruise ship." What followed was a search of over 1,000 rooms after the ship had departed Miami in January 2024, prosecutors say. The Sunrise liner was heading for Jamaica, and had to be diverted to the port after authorities were alerted. Assistant US Attorney Nils Kessler said: "FBI agents traced the email address to Lowe, who was living with his girlfriend's family," Kessler said. "Lowe admitted he sent the message because he was upset that the family went on the cruise, while leaving him behind to care for their pets." "Anyone making a bomb threat should expect to be taken at his word. Fortunately, this particular hoax did not result in physical injury," Mr Kessler added in a court filing.
April 17, 2025 at 1:15 PM
jade0x.com
PM debate on Sky News: let’s make this inaccessible !!

No one’s donating to Murdoch

Can’t wait for the spin tomorrow 🙄
April 8, 2025 at 2:18 PM
jade0x.com
Opinions wanted!

Is LinkedIn Premium worth it for job seekers?

The Open to Work banner seems to be *controversial*, surely no one is actually looking down on someone with the banner?
April 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Reposted by Jade
benitakolovos.bsky.social
Peter Dutton has announced he will:
- Withdraw $2.2bn in funding for SRL
- Pull $2bn from upgrade to Sunshine Station
- Spend extra $1.5bn to the Melbourne Airport rail, with expectation future Coalition govt in Vic will match

The math ain't mathing. More via the @australia.theguardian.com blog:
April 1, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Reposted by Jade
jay.bsky.team
We’re hiring a Head of Product! This is the perfect role for a creative, strategic, and experienced product leader who wants to help shape the future of social.

Apply here: jobs.gem.com/bluesky/am9i...
April 1, 2025 at 12:30 AM
jade0x.com
Guys I didn’t even know you were dropping it 😭 restock please !!
March 15, 2025 at 3:01 AM