Mr. Habeas Corpus
@jacktually.bsky.social
This monkey wants a word with you…
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Sports pet peeve: fans who wave their arms in the universal “make noise” gesture but don’t make any noise themselves.
November 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Sports pet peeve: fans who wave their arms in the universal “make noise” gesture but don’t make any noise themselves.
@danagould.bsky.social delivered yet another exquisitely written and performed standup set last night at the Punch Line SF. Outrageous, thoughtful, intimate, abrasive, hilarious. Dana is the GOAT of standup!
November 23, 2025 at 10:41 PM
@danagould.bsky.social delivered yet another exquisitely written and performed standup set last night at the Punch Line SF. Outrageous, thoughtful, intimate, abrasive, hilarious. Dana is the GOAT of standup!
Songs and stories with Thomas Dolby at Bimbo’s in SF - tremendous!
November 22, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Songs and stories with Thomas Dolby at Bimbo’s in SF - tremendous!
The President threatened to kill members of Congress who said the military should disobey illegal orders, in case you were on the fence about the whole fascist/non-fascist thing…
November 20, 2025 at 10:24 PM
The President threatened to kill members of Congress who said the military should disobey illegal orders, in case you were on the fence about the whole fascist/non-fascist thing…
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According to Fox News, if you are a racist Young Republican you are still a "kid" when you are 34, but if you are an Epstein victim, you are an adult when you're 15.
November 15, 2025 at 5:25 PM
According to Fox News, if you are a racist Young Republican you are still a "kid" when you are 34, but if you are an Epstein victim, you are an adult when you're 15.
The modern ultra-connected workplace results in a state of relentless emergency. Unsustainable.
November 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM
The modern ultra-connected workplace results in a state of relentless emergency. Unsustainable.
It was Patti Smith all along…
November 13, 2025 at 5:11 AM
It was Patti Smith all along…
I had to make a moral wreck of myself at my job today. Not sure it was worth it…
November 7, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I had to make a moral wreck of myself at my job today. Not sure it was worth it…
Devo was, and continues to be, correct.
November 7, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Devo was, and continues to be, correct.
Just got a recurring 7am Monday morning meeting for the rest of the year, which I consider a hate crime.
October 31, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Just got a recurring 7am Monday morning meeting for the rest of the year, which I consider a hate crime.
Watched the Lilith Fair doc, which is terrific, but somehow reminded me of this staggering performance by Sheryl Crow from the “Tribute to Heroes” broadcast. The song is called “Safe and Sound.” Full heartbreak territory:
youtu.be/dR6svHAtlCw?...
youtu.be/dR6svHAtlCw?...
Sheryl Crow Tribute to heroes
YouTube video by MAC
youtu.be
October 31, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Watched the Lilith Fair doc, which is terrific, but somehow reminded me of this staggering performance by Sheryl Crow from the “Tribute to Heroes” broadcast. The song is called “Safe and Sound.” Full heartbreak territory:
youtu.be/dR6svHAtlCw?...
youtu.be/dR6svHAtlCw?...
What’s 60 years old and got a birthday shout out from Robert Fucking Fripp (thanks to @zakyfarms.bsky.social )? ME!
October 31, 2025 at 2:15 AM
What’s 60 years old and got a birthday shout out from Robert Fucking Fripp (thanks to @zakyfarms.bsky.social )? ME!
Did Usha Vance welcome JD home with open arms after his night onstage at TPUSA bashing immigrants, wishing she’d convert to Christianity, and dry-humping Erica Kirk?
October 31, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Did Usha Vance welcome JD home with open arms after his night onstage at TPUSA bashing immigrants, wishing she’d convert to Christianity, and dry-humping Erica Kirk?
I love how insurance companies portray themselves as these whimsical neighbors, just trying to help, instead of the unimaginably predatory ghouls they are.
October 25, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I love how insurance companies portray themselves as these whimsical neighbors, just trying to help, instead of the unimaginably predatory ghouls they are.
Dear Bob Fitzgerald: it is not necessary to fill every single millisecond of a Warriors broadcast with over-amped jabbering. Shut the fuck up, man! Jeezis!
October 24, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Dear Bob Fitzgerald: it is not necessary to fill every single millisecond of a Warriors broadcast with over-amped jabbering. Shut the fuck up, man! Jeezis!
D’Angelo, Acclaimed and Reclusive R&B Innovator, Dies at 51
www.nytimes.com
October 14, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Every accusation is a confession.
October 13, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Every accusation is a confession.
Diane Keaton in Annie Hall may be my favorite acting performance of all time. RIP
October 12, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Diane Keaton in Annie Hall may be my favorite acting performance of all time. RIP
Football is better when there’s a band.
October 12, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Football is better when there’s a band.
Get Through, by Tune-Yards
from the album Better Dreaming
tune-yards.bandcamp.com
October 11, 2025 at 6:36 AM
The President of the United States thinks habeas corpus is a person.
October 9, 2025 at 5:25 PM
The President of the United States thinks habeas corpus is a person.
Most of the people who support the invocation of martial law cannot spell martial law.
October 9, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Most of the people who support the invocation of martial law cannot spell martial law.
The Yankees loss reminds me of the time Trump went to Don Jr’s dorm to take him to a game. Jr wore a jersey, Trump knocked him to the ground and said “put on a suit and meet me outside.” BTW: Jr’s nickname was Diaper Don cuz he got drunk and pissed himself so often.
www.complex.com/life/a/eliza...
www.complex.com/life/a/eliza...
Donald Trump Jr.'s College Classmate Claims Trump Knocked...
A college classmate of Donald Trump Jr. claims he once wi...
www.complex.com
October 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
The Yankees loss reminds me of the time Trump went to Don Jr’s dorm to take him to a game. Jr wore a jersey, Trump knocked him to the ground and said “put on a suit and meet me outside.” BTW: Jr’s nickname was Diaper Don cuz he got drunk and pissed himself so often.
www.complex.com/life/a/eliza...
www.complex.com/life/a/eliza...