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Mootable Jack @jackmoxley.bsky.social · 3h

Not sure wes streeting panders to the left, or right for that matter. Id describe him more like a slime mold that has creeped over the floor in all directions, corrupting and making useless everything it touches.

Mootable Jack @jackmoxley.bsky.social · 3h

It's even worse than you think, our security services are led by incompetent luddites who don't understand how digital security works. If they get our data, then it will undoubtedly end up on the dark web as well.

Mootable Jack @jackmoxley.bsky.social · 3h

"All vegetables are equal, but some are more equal than others"

Mootable Jack @jackmoxley.bsky.social · 3h

And autumn sailing is the worst!

Mootable Jack @jackmoxley.bsky.social · 3h

You still boating, or you shored up for winter?

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Mootable Jack @jackmoxley.bsky.social · 3h

It would be woman, if there were just one.

Mootable Jack @jackmoxley.bsky.social · 3h

*at least 2 women.

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Mootable Jack @jackmoxley.bsky.social · 3h

Not wrong you went so generic any film set in Texas with 2 women applies
So ,😝 and my final guess is 'the best little whorehouse in texas'

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Mootable Jack @jackmoxley.bsky.social · 3h

If our regulators do their job it won't be a problem. Unfortunately this is OfCom we are talking about.

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Mootable Jack @jackmoxley.bsky.social · 3h

He's not the Messiah he's a very naughty boy!

And um... Yes.

Mootable Jack @jackmoxley.bsky.social · 3h

Texas chain saw massacre.
Or
Bonnie and Clyde.

Were my other 2 thoughts.

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Mootable Jack @jackmoxley.bsky.social · 3h

Explain a film plot badly.

Jesus isn't in it.

BrexitPirates @brexitpirates.bsky.social · 3h

Explain a film plot badly.

Women make new friends in Texas.

Joe Daziel @joedalziel.bsky.social · 4h

Explain a film plot badly.

Musicians flee the mob dressed in drag.

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Mootable Jack @jackmoxley.bsky.social · 3h

Several spring to mind. But best fit is True women?

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Mootable Jack @jackmoxley.bsky.social · 3h

Some said the defence were ham fisted and in a pickle, but in the end they were on a roll.

#TuckFrump @realtuckfrumper.bsky.social · 7h

DC ‘sandwich guy’ found not guilty of misdemeanor assault

thehill.com

DC ‘sandwich guy’ found not guilty of misdemeanor assault

twp.ai

Mootable Jack @jackmoxley.bsky.social · 4h

MTG is a complete nutcase, but at least she is honest to herself.

Mootable Jack @jackmoxley.bsky.social · 4h

Home alone 2. Although the nazi is just a cameo.

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Mootable Jack @jackmoxley.bsky.social · 4h

PT&A

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Mootable Jack @jackmoxley.bsky.social · 1d

Notice how no-one is crowing about enjoying right wing tears. We just shake our heads and sigh at their idiocy.

Mootable Jack @jackmoxley.bsky.social · 1d

Socialism exists in America, pretty much from it's founding. If it didn't you wouldn't have community services such as police or education, or even democracy. From over in the UK I find this whole debate a bit silly.

Mootable Jack @jackmoxley.bsky.social · 1d

You forgot, tasteless, talentless, nepotistic, racist, conman, paedophile, rapist, bankruptcy philanderer, and epitome of a charmless man.

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Mootable Jack @jackmoxley.bsky.social · 4d

If they took away all his allowance, property, and titles it still wouldn't be punishment. Because he earnt none of it, they would just no longer be rewarding him for a job he doesn't do.

Mootable Jack @jackmoxley.bsky.social · 4d

Marmalado!

Mootable Jack @jackmoxley.bsky.social · 4d

Prince Andrew was not punished!!!!!, they just stop rewarding him!

Mootable Jack @jackmoxley.bsky.social · 4d

I hear he is being sued by Canal+ for impersonating a person.

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Mootable Jack @jackmoxley.bsky.social · 4d

If we are talking about unnecessary jobs, I'd much rather have a diversity and inclusion manager, than masked secret, racial profiling, immigration police. Which I believe are the two current unexaggerated opposing options laid at our feet.