Jack
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King of the Wizards.
Just out here posting fights
King of the Wizards.
Just out here posting fights
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Farid Basharat uses a knee shield to create space and keep Matsumoto's hips from squaring up, making it easier to turn him as he pummels an underhook
February 12, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Farid Basharat uses a knee shield to create space and keep Matsumoto's hips from squaring up, making it easier to turn him as he pummels an underhook
We spent most of class doing kick combination drills and kick drills. My hips and legs are shot. I might be skipping today.
February 12, 2026 at 6:18 PM
We spent most of class doing kick combination drills and kick drills. My hips and legs are shot. I might be skipping today.
It was, indeed, too many kicks.
I might have thrown too many kicks today. Might have.
February 12, 2026 at 3:34 PM
It was, indeed, too many kicks.
Harry Caray or 3/4's of The Urge.
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Harry Caray or 3/4's of The Urge.
Getting kicked out for screaming "DO PCU!" or "TALK ABOUT JUDGEMENT NIGHT, YOU COWARD!" repeatedly during the dinner.
@normcharlatan.bsky.social know there’s a lot going on but wanted to make sure you saw this
February 12, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Getting kicked out for screaming "DO PCU!" or "TALK ABOUT JUDGEMENT NIGHT, YOU COWARD!" repeatedly during the dinner.
An entire division made up of mostly of Cabbage Correiras in the year 2026. Just as Dana has always wanted.
February 12, 2026 at 2:35 AM
An entire division made up of mostly of Cabbage Correiras in the year 2026. Just as Dana has always wanted.
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Overheard a teenager deploy "SHUT UP, BRO. You watch AI porn!" as a devastating insult to one of his friends, which sent the rest of their group into a laughing fit.
February 11, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Overheard a teenager deploy "SHUT UP, BRO. You watch AI porn!" as a devastating insult to one of his friends, which sent the rest of their group into a laughing fit.
If one of your rising heavyweights is just doing Ken Shamrock fall back heel hooks, then your division is shit and should be abolished.
February 12, 2026 at 2:06 AM
If one of your rising heavyweights is just doing Ken Shamrock fall back heel hooks, then your division is shit and should be abolished.
"Just..uh..wait, Mr. Assassin. I seemed to have...umm... really embedded this knife in the wall... and..uh...I can't seem....umm...uh..to get it out."
February 12, 2026 at 2:03 AM
"Just..uh..wait, Mr. Assassin. I seemed to have...umm... really embedded this knife in the wall... and..uh...I can't seem....umm...uh..to get it out."
I love that Mike starts off with a "fuck you" then ends with "forget you" like he suddenly believed people would think less of a man who had his high-school aged girlfriend corner him for fights in UFC. Mike, let those curse words fly. I already think you're dog shit.
Mike Perry pushes back on Eddie Alvarez's comment after their brawl at BKFC KnuckleMania VI
February 12, 2026 at 1:43 AM
I love that Mike starts off with a "fuck you" then ends with "forget you" like he suddenly believed people would think less of a man who had his high-school aged girlfriend corner him for fights in UFC. Mike, let those curse words fly. I already think you're dog shit.
I might have thrown too many kicks today. Might have.
February 12, 2026 at 1:39 AM
I might have thrown too many kicks today. Might have.
It's awesome to bring up two issues at the monthly meeting, go on vacation for two days, come back to find that two people just didn't fucking listen to a word I said. People wonder I am constantly angry at work.
February 11, 2026 at 10:39 PM
It's awesome to bring up two issues at the monthly meeting, go on vacation for two days, come back to find that two people just didn't fucking listen to a word I said. People wonder I am constantly angry at work.
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After an apparently "revolt" by Ali Abdelaziz, Dominance MMA is refusing to comply with discovery requests in Johnson v Zuffa. Plaintiffs are asking court to hold Dominance in contempt, compel production, and order Dominance to pay legal fees.
February 11, 2026 at 5:38 AM
After an apparently "revolt" by Ali Abdelaziz, Dominance MMA is refusing to comply with discovery requests in Johnson v Zuffa. Plaintiffs are asking court to hold Dominance in contempt, compel production, and order Dominance to pay legal fees.
I feel like glass covered hand wraps would be real bad for your ability to uses and maintain a double collar tie, but that's just me.
February 11, 2026 at 4:43 AM
I feel like glass covered hand wraps would be real bad for your ability to uses and maintain a double collar tie, but that's just me.
Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa hands Peter Boyle a check for a large sum as if Boyle isn't now on the hook for a wrongful death lawsuit and a host of other crimes for this insane last second opponent swap.
February 11, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa hands Peter Boyle a check for a large sum as if Boyle isn't now on the hook for a wrongful death lawsuit and a host of other crimes for this insane last second opponent swap.
Tong Po assaults Judo Gene, murders his opponent and is allowed to leave the ring. To say this movie strains credulity is an understatement.
February 11, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Tong Po assaults Judo Gene, murders his opponent and is allowed to leave the ring. To say this movie strains credulity is an understatement.
They ran the film of Sasha Mitchell's doomed friend and Tong Po fighting at a lower speed, so it is both really boring and really highlights that Michael Qissi is in yellow face.
February 11, 2026 at 4:24 AM
They ran the film of Sasha Mitchell's doomed friend and Tong Po fighting at a lower speed, so it is both really boring and really highlights that Michael Qissi is in yellow face.
I like how the California Athletic rep can't stop the fight now that they've replaced the original opponent with Tong Po just before the opponent's walkout. And Peter Boyle suddenly grew a conscious? His boys burnt a gym down and killed a 9 year old kid.
February 11, 2026 at 4:18 AM
I like how the California Athletic rep can't stop the fight now that they've replaced the original opponent with Tong Po just before the opponent's walkout. And Peter Boyle suddenly grew a conscious? His boys burnt a gym down and killed a 9 year old kid.
Peter Boyle is the evil kickboxing promoter who runs a crooked kickboxing association. I'm mean that is just being a fight promoter....
February 11, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Peter Boyle is the evil kickboxing promoter who runs a crooked kickboxing association. I'm mean that is just being a fight promoter....
Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa playing the bad guy who wants Sasha Mitchell dead because JCVD dishonored Thailand by beating Tong Po, who then fucked up and killed JCVD. So, they couldn't do a rematch and regain Thailand's honor.
February 11, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa playing the bad guy who wants Sasha Mitchell dead because JCVD dishonored Thailand by beating Tong Po, who then fucked up and killed JCVD. So, they couldn't do a rematch and regain Thailand's honor.
All the best training programs include your coach/trainer trying to murder you at least once. It's just fucking science.
February 11, 2026 at 4:05 AM
All the best training programs include your coach/trainer trying to murder you at least once. It's just fucking science.
They fuck with a lot of the first Kickboxer's lore in 2, but I'm glad they kept up Xian never teaching any Sloan brother actual Muay Thai.
February 11, 2026 at 4:01 AM
They fuck with a lot of the first Kickboxer's lore in 2, but I'm glad they kept up Xian never teaching any Sloan brother actual Muay Thai.
I think giving Sasha Mitchell a 12 year old girl sidekick was a bad idea. Also, she's his cut man and I think that is against the law?
February 11, 2026 at 3:55 AM
I think giving Sasha Mitchell a 12 year old girl sidekick was a bad idea. Also, she's his cut man and I think that is against the law?
I don't know if ladies would like a weird room where everyone can watch you do cardio. I feel like being sentenced to the cardio cube would be a bad thing.
February 11, 2026 at 3:54 AM
I don't know if ladies would like a weird room where everyone can watch you do cardio. I feel like being sentenced to the cardio cube would be a bad thing.