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Jackal In Danger @jackalindanger.bsky.social · 4h

The hardest part of growing up as a boy was I only had access to paperclips that I had to turn into rakes myself. The first gave a woman loaned me a bobby pin to break into an office desk drawer was life changing.

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Jackal In Danger @jackalindanger.bsky.social · 5h

I aspire to one day be like this person in Solstheim

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Jackal In Danger @jackalindanger.bsky.social · 1d

I'm a sexual tyrannosaurus, but like one of those itty bitty ones they just discovered

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Jackal In Danger @jackalindanger.bsky.social · 2d

AI romance bots are not Christian. God made Adam and Eve not Adam and 01000101 01110110 01100101

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Jackal In Danger @jackalindanger.bsky.social · 3d

My theory is that Trump doesn't actually plan out his designs. That's why they're so awful. I think he just points at the most expensive thing in the catalog.

This is based on my experience with The Urbz: Sims in the City and having to make ugly apartments to meet min cost requirements to level up

Jackal In Danger @jackalindanger.bsky.social · 3d

There is no such thing as anti Christian bigotry. And, if there is, that's exactly what I want to wreak(?) of. Whatever kind of twisted Christianity makes you wish your own beloved wife was someone else is evil and needs to be eradicated.

Sheryl Weikal and the colorful Parrotlegals @leftistlawyer.com · 3d

I'm in an interfaith, interracial marriage.

I have never once "hope[d my wife] may one day see things as I do." I married her for who she is, not for who I want her to be. In fact, I want to see things the way SHE does because she makes me better.

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Jackal In Danger @jackalindanger.bsky.social · 3d

I'm currently curled up in a ball, stress eating, crying, and throwing up because it's that time of the month (paying bills)

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Jackal In Danger @jackalindanger.bsky.social · 3d

Aw. This kinda makes me wish I'd kept at least one uniform instead of turning them all into grease rags

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Jackal In Danger @jackalindanger.bsky.social · 3d

Don't push me too hard though, my lower back is killing me rn

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Jackal In Danger @jackalindanger.bsky.social · 3d

If you believe men naturally have performance enhancing hormones in manly things like sports & fitness, I assume you also believe women have performance enhancing hormones in womanly things like cooking & cleaning.

& if you don't, then you just believe men are naturally better at everything.

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Jackal In Danger @jackalindanger.bsky.social · 3d

This motivated me to look up how to become a firefighter and now I know the next civil service exam for firefighters in my town is in January

PinkNews @pinknews.bsky.social · 3d

New Zealand’s first female firefighters’ calendar is here– and sapphics are freaking out: ‘SAVE ME’
https://bit.ly/3Ws4HFD

Sapphics are spiralling over New Zealand's first female firefighters’ calendar

New Zealand’s first female firefighter calendar, raising funds for a great cause, is here and the sapphics are looking... respectfully 👀

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Jackal In Danger @jackalindanger.bsky.social · 3d

Gender to me is like being told "there's two types of people in this world: Beatles fans and Elvis fans."

Some people say you're born one or the other, and other people say you can choose to be one or the other, and other people say you can be a combination of both.

But I'm not a fan of either

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Jackal In Danger @jackalindanger.bsky.social · 3d

I'm gonna start my diet today, that way when I fail I can just say it's because I had so much leftover candy and didn't want to be wasteful, not that I didn't have enough willpower.

Jackal In Danger @jackalindanger.bsky.social · 3d

I am Sisyphus and the boulder I am pushing up the hill is "vacuuming up so much dog hair out of my carpet because my dog is so fucking hairy"

Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 3d

I am Sisyphus and the boulder I am pushing up the hill is "raking up pine needles because I have a big fuckin tree in my front yard"

Jackal In Danger @jackalindanger.bsky.social · 3d

Someone should invent a way to mute/block people in the real world so that I can choose not to use it because I'm worried people will be talking about me and I won't know cause they're muted/blocked

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Jackal In Danger @jackalindanger.bsky.social · 3d

I believe if momo approaches you on the street and attempts to handcuff you, you should be allowed to shoot that creature as many times as you want with full protection under the law. There is no rational reason to ever assume momo is doing official federal business. Plus I hate that thing so much.

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Jackal In Danger @jackalindanger.bsky.social · 3d

The moon landing actually was fake. We never landed on our moon. We got it so wrong we landed on an entirely different moon, but didn't want to get laughed at by the Russians so we just pretended it was our moon and hoped noone would notice.

derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 3d

"go to TikTok. See for yourself."

Pop Base tweets: "Kim Kardashian said on ‘The Kardashians’ that she believes the moon landing was fake:

“They’re gonna say I’m crazy no matter what, but like, go to TikTok. See for yourself. […] There’s no gravity on the moon. Why is the flag blowing? The shoes that they have in the museum that they wore on the moon is a different print in the photos. Why are there no stars?”"

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Jackal In Danger @jackalindanger.bsky.social · 3d

But I've seen a space before where it was essentially professional office etiquette and it can feel kinda meh when everyone is afraid to even approach people or make some adult jokes. So like I understand how sex can be an expectation for some ppl & I don't wanna shame them for human emotions.

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Jackal In Danger @jackalindanger.bsky.social · 3d

Oops. My bad. When I make a new friend and we've been chatting, I'll just casually bring up like "I get hit on here sometimes, but I'm not here for hookups."

That way I'm not accusing them, I don't have to turn them down later if that was their goal, and it's not as awkward. And we're all happy.

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Jackal In Danger @jackalindanger.bsky.social · 3d

I mean like when I meet people and we hit it off, but it turns out they only ever wanted something sexual and didn't make it clear at the beginning. But like I get adults in a social setting looking for romance or w/e. So now I just try to set up boundaries right off the bat to avoid that.

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Jackal In Danger @jackalindanger.bsky.social · 3d

I've learned to compromise by just casually bringing up that I don't like when people become my friend to try and get with me to literally every single person that I start a friendship with in these spaces. And that seems to do the trick. IDC if they go flirt with each other tho, have fun.

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Jackal In Danger @jackalindanger.bsky.social · 3d

I apologize for some of my posts. I was under the influence of an ancient, malevolent spirit that has plagued the earth since the dawn of time

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Jackal In Danger @jackalindanger.bsky.social · 3d

Placing a golden apple that says "for the highest value male" in the middle of a room full of podcasters

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Jackal In Danger @jackalindanger.bsky.social · 3d

Post top-surgery transmasc messiah following the golden path: Kwisatz Had-a-rack

Reposted by Jackal In Danger

𝚔𝚒𝚔𝚒 ʚ(*´꒳`*)ɞ° @whimszi.bsky.social · 3d

dont let a man

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