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Jabs

@jabriella.bsky.social

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Matchmaker & Dating Coach Native New Yorker (Yankees/Knicks) Socialist (Party loyalists DNI) Retired NGO cog Mommy/Mamacita

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laura olin @lauraolin.bsky.social · 20h

The “Oops, protein powder is full of lead” thing would explain so much.

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Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 22h

lol ugh. painfully accurate

Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 22h

this is sooooooooooooooooo

‘trump girl’ bumper sticker with an american flag high heel

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Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 23h

not to be dramatic but figuring out a way to make money without being exploited or having to answer to anyone but myself… feels kind of like I’m free for the first time in my life

Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 1d

it’s been said many times many ways but it’s WILD what a healthier society we’d be if 3 day weekends were the norm

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Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 2d

not to succumb to recency bias but Luigi Mangione tbqh

Katelyn Boo-urns @katelynburns.com · 2d

name an italian more worthy of an american holiday than columbus

Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 2d

who’s left with a filmography like that 😫

Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 2d

i’m not ready to lose this generation of actresses IM NOT READY

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Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 2d

watching a movie I’d never normally watch bc diane keaton is in it. down bad.

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Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 2d

a movie I’ll never stop thinking about

Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 2d

Red Rooms is a tense, evocative, subtle, and complex film that pairs well w movies like Anatomy of a Fall. Billed as horror due to events that happen offscreen, but more of a hybrid. Disturbing, dislocating, with stunning choreography and acting. (Def understand aversion to watching it, tjo.)

Red Rooms poster with red title text and black and white photo of Juliette Gariépy, the lead.

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Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 2d

saw a guy in a blue jays cap (rare, you know it’s not for fashion) and I said Go Jays I am basically mother teresa

Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 3d

we just got “fall weather” two days ago but i’m still in sandals so I can’t imagine what partycat is enduring

Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 3d

upstate livin 🙏🏻

coffee and cider donut at the pumpkin patch

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Susan DuBose @houseofbast777.bsky.social · 3d

Diane Keaton by Diane Keaton
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Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 3d

what a lovely final four minus the dodgers 💗

Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 3d

yankee fans are so stupid for wanting kyle tucker over belli

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Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 3d

top 3 ep for me

Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 3d

I cackled. a couple centuries off babe.

Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 3d

I did not marry him for his taste in film I married him because he’s really funny

Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 3d

me: one of my favorite actresses died
husband: i’m sorry sweetie
me: so you’re not going to ask who it was bc you know you probably won’t know who they are?
husband: was it… virginia woolf? i’m not sure who that it is either.
😭

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Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 3d

it is! I’m sure you’d be great at it, if you ever want a career change

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Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 3d

🤣🤣🤣 not my sean baker takes being remembered

Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 3d

someone just rec’d me this one too

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Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 3d

I have a mock date with a client tonight who considers himself a movie buff this is going to be an interesting test

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Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 3d

I can’t believe it! DIANE