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@iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social

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snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · Nov 20

this is me....if you even care

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snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · Sep 7

never kill yourself

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snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · Aug 21

doesn't say "cat not included"

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Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · Jul 10

Started from the bottom (Alex's kitchen) Now we here (they own their own salon)

Everybody say thank you @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social

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snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · Aug 18

anything you want baby girl

snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · Aug 18

sup fuckers, you gunna be at riptide? i'm gunna bring my tools again, so if you want a haircut hmu.

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Nobody Knows @nobodyknows.bsky.social · Jul 26

I'm like doordash for Alex Perez

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snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · Jul 9

look at yourself and tell me to not be embarrassed rn

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snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · Jul 8

idk how tf i got here, at 30, with a stupid straight white boy as one of my best friends but i GUESS THATS WHAT WE GOT??

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snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · Jun 21

i've touched grass AND i have friends

snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · Jun 20

birthday tomorrow.....yall gunna still fwm when im 30?

snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · Jun 19

getting steve blum to voice one of the objects in date everything is INSANE

snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · Jun 16

turning 30 this week, just fell in the shower, coincidence???

snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · Jun 16

it's my birthday week, what did you guys get me??

snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · Jun 12

any1 wanna go with me to tpain this weekend?

snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · Jun 11

one of my fave clients is getting a divorce!!!!!
happy pride month!!!!!

snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · Jun 7

another night closing alone

snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · Jun 4

the face of a broken soul

snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · May 31

me: i want a baby so bad
the baby:

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snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · May 28

got that thang on me

snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · May 23

any1 at combo breaker that has a room at the hotel with a fridge that i can put frozen burritos in until we can get in to our room??

snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · May 23

we made it to illinois

snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · May 18

you get me

snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · May 17

one of the main reasons i haven't pursued top surgery it because those are my extra hands, girl i carry shit under those things, i put a whole bottle of sauce under there when my hands are full.
like?! am i supposed to give up that kind of assistance???

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snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · May 14

jake thinks i should keep them and ya know.........

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