Ivan Hernandez
@ivanhernandez.bsky.social
Writer and podcaster somehow
ivanhernandezonline dot com
ivanhernandezonline dot com
everybody was doing cocaine and having sex with each other behind my back except for the people who were doing cocaine and having sex with each other in front of me
December 22, 2025 at 5:37 PM
everybody was doing cocaine and having sex with each other behind my back except for the people who were doing cocaine and having sex with each other in front of me
unfortunately the way to my heart is continuity
Our Pluribus watch reaches a steamy penultimate with episode eight, Charm Offensive. @ivanhernandez.bsky.social and @redscott.com talk communal sleep, world-building questions, Catholic flagellation, Raban retcons, and the big antenna. #pluribus boarsgoreandswords.com/2025/12/19/p...
December 20, 2025 at 12:28 AM
unfortunately the way to my heart is continuity
"I have to pee. I am getting up because I have to pee and poo."
December 18, 2025 at 6:08 PM
"I have to pee. I am getting up because I have to pee and poo."
Let me in the gallery I can be trusted with the o’keefes
Our Pluribus watch reaches its antepenultimate point with episode seven, The Gap. @ivanhernandez.bsky.social and @redscott.com talk English lessons, O'Keefes, machete proficiencies, fancy outfits, and evil trees. #pluribus boarsgoreandswords.com/2025/12/12/p...
December 15, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Let me in the gallery I can be trusted with the o’keefes
sincerely can't wait to play this in 2029
Star Wars Fate of the Old Republic announced from Casey Hudson - single player game
December 12, 2025 at 1:20 AM
sincerely can't wait to play this in 2029
tonight in cooking: dried mango, toasted walnut, and honey baked brie
December 12, 2025 at 1:10 AM
tonight in cooking: dried mango, toasted walnut, and honey baked brie
saw an ad for audio equipment featuring a man who can only be described as "Evil Gamer Luigi Mangione"
December 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
saw an ad for audio equipment featuring a man who can only be described as "Evil Gamer Luigi Mangione"
the concept of human love has sold a majority stake to saudi arabia
December 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
the concept of human love has sold a majority stake to saudi arabia
unfortunately i have become a star trek licensed novel guy and some of these just rip hard, the una mccormack cardassian books are incredible (liberal cardassian quoting audre lorde's "the master's tools") and halfway through andrew robinson's garak book which he also narrates and is tremendous
December 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
unfortunately i have become a star trek licensed novel guy and some of these just rip hard, the una mccormack cardassian books are incredible (liberal cardassian quoting audre lorde's "the master's tools") and halfway through andrew robinson's garak book which he also narrates and is tremendous
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They're using the confinement box, one of the most horrific methods of CIA torture in the post-9/11 black sites, against migrants now. This is the direct result of the lack of consequences for the architects of the torture program. Either there will be criminal penalties for this or it will expand.
Torture Techniques from CIA Black Sites Were Used at Alligator Alcatraz
Amnesty International, interviewing migrant detainees, identifies use of the confinement box. There can be no denying it is a torture prison
www.forever-wars.com
December 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
They're using the confinement box, one of the most horrific methods of CIA torture in the post-9/11 black sites, against migrants now. This is the direct result of the lack of consequences for the architects of the torture program. Either there will be criminal penalties for this or it will expand.
apple galette 2: like a pie but baking it doesn’t take several hours nor does it uphold american imperialism
December 8, 2025 at 3:33 AM
apple galette 2: like a pie but baking it doesn’t take several hours nor does it uphold american imperialism
john dinner
Our Pluribus watch takes a big sip of episode six, HDP. @ivanhernandez.bsky.social and @redscott.com talk Bond re-enactments, anthropophagic thoughts, Joette inclusion, breakfast sandwich novelty, tree shaking, and explanatory Cenas. #pluribus boarsgoreandswords.com/2025/12/05/p...
December 6, 2025 at 10:37 PM
john dinner
they're trying to revive mr. pibb as gamer fuel which misunderstands the place of mr. pibb as the only soda in your aunt's fridge
December 6, 2025 at 12:19 AM
they're trying to revive mr. pibb as gamer fuel which misunderstands the place of mr. pibb as the only soda in your aunt's fridge
hard drive bloat is real and the reason i uninstalled hd2 in the first place so this is incredibly welcome
Helldivers 2 on PC has reduced installation size from 154GB to 23GB thanks to support from Nixxes buff.ly/YvXQnW6
December 2, 2025 at 4:22 PM
hard drive bloat is real and the reason i uninstalled hd2 in the first place so this is incredibly welcome
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HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 2, 2025 at 11:28 AM
HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
asking for loved ones' opinions about your creative work is one of the most harrowing scenes i have ever watched and the alien hivemind apocalypse is pretty rough too
Put some Pluribus in your Thanksgiving with our watch of episodes four and five, Carol, Please/Got Milk. @ivanhernandez.bsky.social and @redscott.com talk recycling, book feelings, truth serums, dog foods, mayors, and various degrees of reddit posts. #pluribus boarsgoreandswords.com/2025/11/26/p...
November 27, 2025 at 2:39 PM
asking for loved ones' opinions about your creative work is one of the most harrowing scenes i have ever watched and the alien hivemind apocalypse is pretty rough too
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Our Pluribus watch continues with episodes two and three, Pirate Lady and Grenade. @ivanhernandez.bsky.social and @redscott.com talk plane preferences, decimations, grocery restocks, Pikmining, circling backhoes, and lesbian pancakes. #pluribus boarsgoreandswords.com/2025/11/18/p...
November 19, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Our Pluribus watch continues with episodes two and three, Pirate Lady and Grenade. @ivanhernandez.bsky.social and @redscott.com talk plane preferences, decimations, grocery restocks, Pikmining, circling backhoes, and lesbian pancakes. #pluribus boarsgoreandswords.com/2025/11/18/p...
tonight in cooking: pesto salmon and potatoes, green beans with pesto components
November 18, 2025 at 1:08 AM
tonight in cooking: pesto salmon and potatoes, green beans with pesto components
as a strategy tactical rpg guy? i am loving songs of silence, very ogre battle/unicorn overlord
ScourgeBringer, Songs of Silence, Zero Hour are free on Epic Games Store. Zoeti is the next free title buff.ly/aadJJDg
November 15, 2025 at 5:25 PM
as a strategy tactical rpg guy? i am loving songs of silence, very ogre battle/unicorn overlord
i'm pluribus-pilled, i'm concept-maxxing
This is now a Pluribus podcast! @ivanhernandez.bsky.social and @redscott.com have watched the first episode of noted science fiction writer Vince Gilligan's Apple TV Rhea Seehorn vehicle, and we're here to join the discussion. #pluribus boarsgoreandswords.com/2025/11/12/p...
November 13, 2025 at 3:58 PM
i'm pluribus-pilled, i'm concept-maxxing
pluribus!!!!! love a full concept exploration sci-fi melded with a creator's pure admiration for one actor enough to give them every possible thing you can do on screen
November 12, 2025 at 5:30 PM
pluribus!!!!! love a full concept exploration sci-fi melded with a creator's pure admiration for one actor enough to give them every possible thing you can do on screen
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knew he was going to win when I saw Hot Girls for Zohran fetish art
November 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
knew he was going to win when I saw Hot Girls for Zohran fetish art
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You have been blessed with the Carlsbad Caverns cave titty.
October 18, 2025 at 10:13 PM
You have been blessed with the Carlsbad Caverns cave titty.