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Cara
@itscarajohnston.bsky.social
· May 30
hi guys — the first thing i did on this app was search how many other caras i have to defeat in order to be the supreme cara here.
the thing that is burning my grits is that talarico (who has been running) is virtually the same on israel and like….
there was no content no protesting no flagging him in the TX statehouse asking about his record or his views. it’s fishy as fuck.
there was no content no protesting no flagging him in the TX statehouse asking about his record or his views. it’s fishy as fuck.
December 12, 2025 at 4:57 PM
the thing that is burning my grits is that talarico (who has been running) is virtually the same on israel and like….
there was no content no protesting no flagging him in the TX statehouse asking about his record or his views. it’s fishy as fuck.
there was no content no protesting no flagging him in the TX statehouse asking about his record or his views. it’s fishy as fuck.
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doing like 10 lines for an rfp that’s due tomorrow and then getting ready for a holiday event and i promise you i wanna just be melting into my sofa instead
December 11, 2025 at 6:31 PM
doing like 10 lines for an rfp that’s due tomorrow and then getting ready for a holiday event and i promise you i wanna just be melting into my sofa instead
when i was looking for nail pics for the nail wars i found a perfect accessories day pic and im over the moon for the memory.
sometimes the necklaces layer just right and the stack is perfect and ugh.
shoutout to @thisiskashmir.com for the perfect t shirt to complement the day too ☀️
sometimes the necklaces layer just right and the stack is perfect and ugh.
shoutout to @thisiskashmir.com for the perfect t shirt to complement the day too ☀️
December 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
when i was looking for nail pics for the nail wars i found a perfect accessories day pic and im over the moon for the memory.
sometimes the necklaces layer just right and the stack is perfect and ugh.
shoutout to @thisiskashmir.com for the perfect t shirt to complement the day too ☀️
sometimes the necklaces layer just right and the stack is perfect and ugh.
shoutout to @thisiskashmir.com for the perfect t shirt to complement the day too ☀️
my mom lives with me and does not work and has no money or assets and she relies on me and my husband for literally financially everything and has done so for 13 years more or less…
and this morning she is being super odd about my kids driving a rental car she has that i paid for and its so weird
and this morning she is being super odd about my kids driving a rental car she has that i paid for and its so weird
December 11, 2025 at 12:40 PM
my mom lives with me and does not work and has no money or assets and she relies on me and my husband for literally financially everything and has done so for 13 years more or less…
and this morning she is being super odd about my kids driving a rental car she has that i paid for and its so weird
and this morning she is being super odd about my kids driving a rental car she has that i paid for and its so weird
my holiday party photo from last year is so much better than my photo from this year bc this year i got fat 😅 BUT my locs grew so much so a win is a win
December 11, 2025 at 4:41 AM
my holiday party photo from last year is so much better than my photo from this year bc this year i got fat 😅 BUT my locs grew so much so a win is a win
my daughter made a cake and we have so many cake containers. at least 3 rubbermaid or tupperware things that properly store the cake but she sat the cake directly in the fridge on parchment paper and i promise you teenagers are psychopaths
December 11, 2025 at 4:35 AM
my daughter made a cake and we have so many cake containers. at least 3 rubbermaid or tupperware things that properly store the cake but she sat the cake directly in the fridge on parchment paper and i promise you teenagers are psychopaths
i don’t have sleep apnea but everyone i know who has a cpap machine falls asleep so fast and i have cpap envy
December 11, 2025 at 4:34 AM
i don’t have sleep apnea but everyone i know who has a cpap machine falls asleep so fast and i have cpap envy
i’ve had trouble sleeping the past few days and i remember it’s bc i started taking my vyvanse again after refilling my prescription and entire 10ish days after i was supposed to refill it and i cannot for the life of me understand why people think adhd meds are gonna foster addiction.
December 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
i’ve had trouble sleeping the past few days and i remember it’s bc i started taking my vyvanse again after refilling my prescription and entire 10ish days after i was supposed to refill it and i cannot for the life of me understand why people think adhd meds are gonna foster addiction.
the phantom is easily my best handbag purchase of 2025. i didn’t wanna carry my speedy bc I needed to bring my macbook or my ipad pro with me and i legit dropped the speedy into the phantom and put my ipad inside and left. it was perfect.
December 11, 2025 at 4:31 AM
the phantom is easily my best handbag purchase of 2025. i didn’t wanna carry my speedy bc I needed to bring my macbook or my ipad pro with me and i legit dropped the speedy into the phantom and put my ipad inside and left. it was perfect.
i forgot to post that my cry song is sign of the times by harry styles
(bc even when i’m crying i am dramatic and deeply unserious)
(bc even when i’m crying i am dramatic and deeply unserious)
December 11, 2025 at 4:28 AM
i forgot to post that my cry song is sign of the times by harry styles
(bc even when i’m crying i am dramatic and deeply unserious)
(bc even when i’m crying i am dramatic and deeply unserious)
they’ve been gaslighting me at the window saying sweet chili is the same but it’s not the fucking same and they’ll pay for their crimes
December 11, 2025 at 4:25 AM
they’ve been gaslighting me at the window saying sweet chili is the same but it’s not the fucking same and they’ll pay for their crimes
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They have my attention.
Local restaurant listing this menu item as "girl dinner" speaks to me in the craziest way
December 11, 2025 at 4:09 AM
They have my attention.
i found out two of my friends have journals where they write down funny things that happened and as goofy goofy girly i wish i could do that too…
but there is no way im journaling. mindfulness is not for me. i am mindless to the max
but there is no way im journaling. mindfulness is not for me. i am mindless to the max
December 11, 2025 at 4:10 AM
i found out two of my friends have journals where they write down funny things that happened and as goofy goofy girly i wish i could do that too…
but there is no way im journaling. mindfulness is not for me. i am mindless to the max
but there is no way im journaling. mindfulness is not for me. i am mindless to the max
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“Add the weird chord progression and key change, and call men stupid in as many ways as you can”: Sabrina Carpenter offers her songwriting advice as she accepts Variety’s Hitmaker of the Year award
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“Add the weird chord progression and key change, and call men stupid in as many ways as you can”: Sabrina Carpenter offers her songwriting advice as she accepts Variety’s Hitmaker of the Year award
“The easiest way to write a bad song is to try to write a hit,” she noted
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December 11, 2025 at 3:59 AM
“Add the weird chord progression and key change, and call men stupid in as many ways as you can”: Sabrina Carpenter offers her songwriting advice as she accepts Variety’s Hitmaker of the Year award
www.musicradar.com/artists/add-...
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i think this would be true even if they weren’t overrepresented.
The data shows there are simply too many Virgos wapo.st/4psZ9Y2
December 11, 2025 at 4:08 AM
i think this would be true even if they weren’t overrepresented.
i have to skeet from my mentions whenever i am like SOC skeeting bc yall really are some freak nasties at night 😂
December 11, 2025 at 4:07 AM
i have to skeet from my mentions whenever i am like SOC skeeting bc yall really are some freak nasties at night 😂
mirror mirror on the wall tell me mirror what is wrong
What are the first song lyrics that come to mind when you see this album cover?
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album.ink/delasoul3FHAR
December 11, 2025 at 4:05 AM
mirror mirror on the wall tell me mirror what is wrong
i like haptics on my phone but i wish you could only feel them instead of also faintly hearing them.
or is it neurodivergent of me to hear the haptics. yes i’ve turned the sound off. i can still hear them.
or is it neurodivergent of me to hear the haptics. yes i’ve turned the sound off. i can still hear them.
December 11, 2025 at 4:02 AM
i like haptics on my phone but i wish you could only feel them instead of also faintly hearing them.
or is it neurodivergent of me to hear the haptics. yes i’ve turned the sound off. i can still hear them.
or is it neurodivergent of me to hear the haptics. yes i’ve turned the sound off. i can still hear them.
before i deleted threads literally no one ever sent me threads links. i consistently got xwitter links and was fine being like “oh i deleted x like 5 years ago”
but for some reason i am hesitant to admit i deleted threads bc bitch atp am i the problem?
but for some reason i am hesitant to admit i deleted threads bc bitch atp am i the problem?
December 11, 2025 at 4:00 AM
before i deleted threads literally no one ever sent me threads links. i consistently got xwitter links and was fine being like “oh i deleted x like 5 years ago”
but for some reason i am hesitant to admit i deleted threads bc bitch atp am i the problem?
but for some reason i am hesitant to admit i deleted threads bc bitch atp am i the problem?
i started reading august lane and i am imagining twangy accents and im wondering if i should listen to the audiobook now
December 11, 2025 at 3:57 AM
i started reading august lane and i am imagining twangy accents and im wondering if i should listen to the audiobook now
i was telling my husband i couldn’t remember what dolomites were (star formation, meteor, mountains?) and he said “oh i thought it was a pimp” and i wish you could somehow hang up on people when you’re with them irl
December 11, 2025 at 3:57 AM
i was telling my husband i couldn’t remember what dolomites were (star formation, meteor, mountains?) and he said “oh i thought it was a pimp” and i wish you could somehow hang up on people when you’re with them irl
i pretend i’m ok but deep down im still looking for a man in finance. trust fund. 6’5”. blue eyes.
December 11, 2025 at 3:55 AM
i pretend i’m ok but deep down im still looking for a man in finance. trust fund. 6’5”. blue eyes.
@soalmondie.bsky.social gave me a child with autism sticker for my car or door & i just was outside when my instacart order came & i found it missing.
turns out my child with autism felt it best to be on his own room door just in case anyone mistook the other kids here for autistic
turns out my child with autism felt it best to be on his own room door just in case anyone mistook the other kids here for autistic
December 10, 2025 at 11:19 PM
@soalmondie.bsky.social gave me a child with autism sticker for my car or door & i just was outside when my instacart order came & i found it missing.
turns out my child with autism felt it best to be on his own room door just in case anyone mistook the other kids here for autistic
turns out my child with autism felt it best to be on his own room door just in case anyone mistook the other kids here for autistic
the cost of groceries is just not freaking sustainable in america. i have a family of 6 and routinely spend $650 on food that cost me less than half of this money 3 years ago this is legitimately insane.
December 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
the cost of groceries is just not freaking sustainable in america. i have a family of 6 and routinely spend $650 on food that cost me less than half of this money 3 years ago this is legitimately insane.