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Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝

Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝

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Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝ @irreleverent.bsky.social · Jun 12

I don't want to think about real things today, so I'm subjecting you all in my favorite kink: Yapping about bouncelands. Bouncelands are not The Most Powerful lands, but they are the coolest, and you should cube them. (Striplock sickos exempt, I guess)

Let's get into the why of it all.

Golgari Rot Farm
Land

This land enters tapped.

When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner’s hand.

{T}: Add {B}{G}.

Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝ @irreleverent.bsky.social · 3h

Look at my wife when she was young and full of hope.

Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝ @irreleverent.bsky.social · 18h

gl with that gay bar.

Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝ @irreleverent.bsky.social · 18h

I knew you were a masochist but I did not realize how weird you got with it.

Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝ @irreleverent.bsky.social · 22h

Oh hey, actual translation and not just that cipher font going around.

Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝ @irreleverent.bsky.social · 22h

I-fucking-mediately. I saw the weird cock and could not focus on anything else for the rest of the video.

Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝ @irreleverent.bsky.social · 22h

Sorry what does that say above Amy's head?

Jim Davis @jimdavismtg.bsky.social · 1d

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Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝ @irreleverent.bsky.social · 1d

Vibrant cityscape dropping an elbow from the rafters.

Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝ @irreleverent.bsky.social · 1d

All the others seem too obvious, though I'm very fond of Carrionette.

Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝ @irreleverent.bsky.social · 1d

Squee's Toy?

Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝ @irreleverent.bsky.social · 2d

Okay but it's a good fit so I get it.

Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝ @irreleverent.bsky.social · 2d

Probably pyro or ancient tomb, but I'm taking a Johnny.

Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝ @irreleverent.bsky.social · 2d

The wildly straining beanie is hilarious.

Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝ @irreleverent.bsky.social · 2d

😭

Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝ @irreleverent.bsky.social · 2d

NO!!!

A post on the mtg subreddit showing off a particularly adorable Appa card. User LochnessBallbag has used double brackets to summon the cardfetcher bot to link the card nuzzle. Adorable. However, the card does not exist.

The card it links to, Muzzle. This is bad. We do not muzzle appa. Appa is a good boy.

Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝ @irreleverent.bsky.social · 2d

They're putting drugs in the candy!

Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝ @irreleverent.bsky.social · 3d

I'm so close to respecting it, but I'm not strong enough.

Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝ @irreleverent.bsky.social · 3d

I found a lesbian romance author who did this at the end of literally every single book she wrote and it tilted me off the face of the earth ngl.

Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝ @irreleverent.bsky.social · 3d

Common misconception. This too is yuri.

Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝ @irreleverent.bsky.social · 3d

"I wish I had an agent of acquisition right now."

Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝ @irreleverent.bsky.social · 3d

I can't. I'll do gender terrorism and they'll never stop me.

Reposted by Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝

Andy Mangold @andy.luckypaper.co · 3d

I hope if I ever commit some sort of noble, class conscious crime social media talks about how hot I am

Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝ @irreleverent.bsky.social · 3d

They should kiss.

Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝ @irreleverent.bsky.social · 3d

😭

Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝ @irreleverent.bsky.social · 3d

Unironically you rock it like no one I know.

Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝ @irreleverent.bsky.social · 3d

It's the spirit of tina belcher.