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David Aronchick
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CEO, Expanso. Prev: Protocol Labs, MSFT, K8s, Kubeflow, GOOG, AMZN, etc. 4x founder/CEO. The universe is a vector in Hilbert space.
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*watching original Avatar*
1: nice fade to black
my 17 y/o: that’s designed for an ad break

The kids are going to be ok
December 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Ok this may be an insane take but I don play football in HS.

Padding is really good and I think you’d be able to be healthy for all 10. You’re not gaining a yard unless the blocking scheme is PERFECT, but pads work!
been thinking about that “if you had 10 carries behind an NFL line, could you get a first down” hypothetical

and the trickier question is this: assuming you don’t slide, could you make it through all ten carries without fumbling
December 21, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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This is the sweetest thing and I hope they keep hanging out periodically
December 20, 2025 at 10:31 PM
This is wild. I wonder how long they’ll be able to keep this out of the US.
December 21, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Kind of wild to think about it but the solar/battery boom is as likely to end war in Russia (and soon to be Venezuela) as anything else.
This Yglesias piece in the NYT is horrifically bad. Almost every "fact" it cites is provably false. At best it is cocktail party banter from a pundit who knows nothing of energy. At worst, it was cut/paste from oil industry talking points. So, a rebuttal: www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/o...
Opinion | Obama Supported It. The Left in Canada and Norway Does. Why Don’t Democrats?
www.nytimes.com
December 20, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I’m always fascinated by those who think that metals will somehow be a store of value in the apocalypse. Like… can you eat gold? Shoot gold? Worthless.
December 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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December 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Media execs HAVE to see this is a fad and will not last, right? Right?
December 20, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Last nights insane two point conversion is being called the “Hawk-two-er” and this pleases me greatly
December 19, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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News: We are proud to announce a new partnership between Expanso and Coginiti, which is designed to help organizations with distributed data.

If you believe "there's got to be a better way to handle our global organization's data," we can confidently say THERE IS. 😄

exso.cloud/expanso-cogi...
LinkedIn
This link will take you to a page that’s not on LinkedIn
lnkd.in
December 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
i would flip a switch to prevent ever being asked this again
I will never “import contacts” you are going to have to spy on me the old fashioned way
December 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
i genuinely thought that only liberals were brain poisoned by "if i debate you on the field of ideas, i will win you to my side" but every day i am proved more wrong
Yikes. Bari Weiss's lil debate show is such a strange, sophomoric idea. Good luck to her, I guess, but with all the power of CBS news at your disposal, you came up with... town hall?
December 18, 2025 at 6:22 PM
i wish i could make it my job to delete code. such a satisfying feeling.
December 18, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Drops in between Tue-Thu on the way back? (3)
December 18, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Half the AI industry is trying to sell you a semi truck to deliver a letter.

Don't let them.

www.distributedthoughts.org/edge-ml-size...
Edge ML Has a Size Obsession
The industry spent three years compressing models when most edge deployments never needed neural networks. The real bottleneck isn't model size—it's deployment orchestration.
www.distributedthoughts.org
December 15, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Canine denied stick?
December 15, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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Seriously. If you see someone working extra hard to convince you to go back to X, block that turd. It's not a genuine entreaty... it's not earnest, it's a desperate business move.
Elon's little serfs are quite literally begging journalists to come back because every publicly available source of data shows people have fled the platform and young people won't use it.

They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
December 15, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I have a new pretty insane level up.

> be me coding something against @expanso.io for a customer
> see a bug
> give Claude the code base and description of bug plus “can I work around this” and /ultrathink
> gives me a full PR and a work around if any
> file the PR with the team as a bug report
December 13, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Are you generating data on-prem, at manufacturing, retail, IoT, edge? AND fan of @motherduck.com duck lake?

👀 👀 👀 👀 👀
December 13, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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one man, two man,
December 13, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Man this has “oh you’ve only lived in NYC for 23 years but here born elsewhere? Get the fuck outta here with your complaining, you’re not a native”
“Little-known secret: Almost every earthworm in most of the U.S. came from somewhere else. Native earthworms all but disappeared more than 10,000 years ago, when glaciers from a Pleistocene ice age wiped them out.” ecosystemsontheedge.org/earthworm-in...
Earthworm Invaders
Little-known secret: Almost every earthworm in most of the U.S. came from somewhere else. Native earthworms all but disappeared more than 10,000 years ago, when glaciers from a Pleistocene ice age …
ecosystemsontheedge.org
December 11, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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True
December 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM