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Iris 👾💫
@irisbro.bsky.social
Out of pocket bc my pants don’t have any.

NYC. Funny Person. Very Jewish. Pun Apologist. Words in PaletteSwapMag, Reductress & HardDriveMag @jest_iris on twitter (RIP)
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so sad that the other app was ruined by idiots. RIP YikYak
LIVE now playing a Tor game!
we are LIVE on Twitch playing a silly little alternate game mode of Blood on the Clocktower! come check it out!

www.twitch.tv/paletteswapmag
November 7, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Historic #Mamdani
November 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
why is this literally my pose in every photo
November 5, 2025 at 10:25 PM
mamdani is short for mamdaniel
November 4, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Come hang with us during our Halloween stream! We’re all dressed as BotC characters. Can you guess my costume?
October 31, 2025 at 12:15 AM
me: "why is this soda $5??"
also me: buys it anyway
October 20, 2025 at 11:02 PM
RIP Clippy, you would have loved AI assistant bots
October 15, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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my friend from the midwest visited nyc and committed Bagel Crime
October 10, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Hemlocke springs is giving lesbian my chemical romance
September 21, 2025 at 11:27 PM
how does nextdoor know where i live and also my email address??
September 17, 2025 at 2:29 AM
gonna tell my kids this was mega malamar
September 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
it's so nice to have a job again
September 9, 2025 at 2:47 PM
The overlap between swifties and Disney adults should be studied
August 26, 2025 at 10:59 PM
From the vault, kid iciris
August 22, 2025 at 3:22 PM
eyes opened or closed at the dentist?
August 20, 2025 at 5:29 PM
The state of the world is depressing but I just got a new high score in balatro and for a moment everything was okay 🥲
August 14, 2025 at 4:48 AM
August 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
"I know what you did last summer"
no...please don't tell everyone how boring I am
August 12, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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this is how i felt fighting for chappell roan tickets 🤺
August 7, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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A local group of Dungeons & Dragons players are reportedly at their wit’s end with a member of their party following the introduction of his new monk character and their tragic backstory.

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August 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
took my vyvanse to get chores done but instead I got a new high score in balatro
July 30, 2025 at 11:59 PM
"why do you want to work here?" so I can afford to buy lady gaga tickets
July 24, 2025 at 2:56 PM
everything should cost way less money
July 23, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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The god of the Pokémon universe has confessed that fellow Pokémon Crabominable was created in error.

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July 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
nice shipping label you printed there...

maybe you could use it to ship the item idk just spitballing here
July 15, 2025 at 7:25 PM