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Hyperbolic HawkGuy

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Fresh start for a fan of all things Iowa. A sports, music, film, TV, dogs, and tech junkie. Am I an optimistic pessimist or pessimistic optimist? Hyperbolic Hawkeye hot takes…potentially 😁

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Hyperbolic HawkGuy @iowamiller.bsky.social · 1d

GRONOWSKI!!!

Hyperbolic HawkGuy @iowamiller.bsky.social · 1d

That was almost near disaster luck for Iowa there. Whew.

Hyperbolic HawkGuy @iowamiller.bsky.social · 1d

Can’t allow a FG. Crap.

Hyperbolic HawkGuy @iowamiller.bsky.social · 1d

Iowa scoring too soon was not on my bingo card 😳

Hyperbolic HawkGuy @iowamiller.bsky.social · 1d

I think his knee is okay

Hyperbolic HawkGuy @iowamiller.bsky.social · 1d

Exactly

iowaBear @iowabear.bsky.social · 1d

This drive is why you needed a damn TD and not FG on last offensive possession Hawks

Hyperbolic HawkGuy @iowamiller.bsky.social · 1d

That was a nice play! Needed that one.

Hyperbolic HawkGuy @iowamiller.bsky.social · 1d

I’m not surprised Iowa would lose this game because PSU still a vastly superior team to Iowa but if Iowa loses the way they have so far it’s a definite back eye on Kirk. Kirk is losing his touch per se.

Hyperbolic HawkGuy @iowamiller.bsky.social · 1d

Never mind. This is exactly what could happen now since that moronic decision by Kirk.

Hyperbolic HawkGuy @iowamiller.bsky.social · 1d

Better not let PSU score any points here because Kirk made the idiotic decision to receive the ball to open game so PSU gets balm after halftime. Potentially 14 points on the table for their next 2 possessions.

Hyperbolic HawkGuy @iowamiller.bsky.social · 1d

Indefensible!! He knew that wasn’t going to work based on the try before the timeout. Gave them 7 points AND momentum the only way possible. Now they also get chance to add to it after halftime 🤬 He really pissed me off here.

Hyperbolic HawkGuy @iowamiller.bsky.social · 1d

Oh my god. Iowa special teams are a disaster.

Hyperbolic HawkGuy @iowamiller.bsky.social · 1d

Hyperbolic HawkGuy @iowamiller.bsky.social · 1d

Iowa really needs a QB they develop over a couple years to come through. Unfortunately they don’t have one currently on that roster and not sure Kirk will be around to see that. Then again, that may not he’s bad thing.

Hyperbolic HawkGuy @iowamiller.bsky.social · 1d

Better not let PSU score any points here because Kirk made the idiotic decision to receive the ball to open game so PSU gets balm after halftime. Potentially 14 points on the table for their next 2 possessions.

Hyperbolic HawkGuy @iowamiller.bsky.social · 1d

What a terrible spot but Mark also should know better. It spotted where you start to go down. So that’s probably close. FFS!

Hyperbolic HawkGuy @iowamiller.bsky.social · 1d

Tim Lester has called a terrible game so far.

Hyperbolic HawkGuy @iowamiller.bsky.social · 1d

Well probably good thing we can’t watch.

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President of the Ava Heiden Fan Club @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 1d

How to Let a Struggling Team Stick Around and Give Them Hope: A Step by Step Guide

by Kirk Ferentz and the Iowa Football Team.

Hyperbolic HawkGuy @iowamiller.bsky.social · 1d

Damn new house being built next to us has fucked in our internet. So no streaming for us tonight. 🤬🤬🤬

Hyperbolic HawkGuy @iowamiller.bsky.social · 1d

Wasted field position. A Kirk Ferentz special. I will not miss that when he’s gone.

Hyperbolic HawkGuy @iowamiller.bsky.social · 1d

Iowa is least penalized team in the country. So of course these refs heard about that and will make up for it.

Hyperbolic HawkGuy @iowamiller.bsky.social · 1d

HOW IS THERE NOT A FLAG!!!

Hyperbolic HawkGuy @iowamiller.bsky.social · 1d

This might be game here if Iowa doesn’t score.

Hyperbolic HawkGuy @iowamiller.bsky.social · 1d

That’s how game is going to go. We can go ahead and mark this as a loss. Jesus.

Hyperbolic HawkGuy @iowamiller.bsky.social · 1d

Going to be that type of night isn’t it. Neat.