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Hyperbolic HawkGuy
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That was almost near disaster luck for Iowa there. Whew.
Iowa scoring too soon was not on my bingo card 😳
Exactly
This drive is why you needed a damn TD and not FG on last offensive possession Hawks
That was a nice play! Needed that one.
I’m not surprised Iowa would lose this game because PSU still a vastly superior team to Iowa but if Iowa loses the way they have so far it’s a definite back eye on Kirk. Kirk is losing his touch per se.
Never mind. This is exactly what could happen now since that moronic decision by Kirk.
Better not let PSU score any points here because Kirk made the idiotic decision to receive the ball to open game so PSU gets balm after halftime. Potentially 14 points on the table for their next 2 possessions.
Indefensible!! He knew that wasn’t going to work based on the try before the timeout. Gave them 7 points AND momentum the only way possible. Now they also get chance to add to it after halftime 🤬 He really pissed me off here.
Oh my god. Iowa special teams are a disaster.
Iowa really needs a QB they develop over a couple years to come through. Unfortunately they don’t have one currently on that roster and not sure Kirk will be around to see that. Then again, that may not he’s bad thing.
Better not let PSU score any points here because Kirk made the idiotic decision to receive the ball to open game so PSU gets balm after halftime. Potentially 14 points on the table for their next 2 possessions.
What a terrible spot but Mark also should know better. It spotted where you start to go down. So that’s probably close. FFS!
Tim Lester has called a terrible game so far.
Well probably good thing we can’t watch.
Reposted by Hyperbolic HawkGuy
How to Let a Struggling Team Stick Around and Give Them Hope: A Step by Step Guide

by Kirk Ferentz and the Iowa Football Team.
Damn new house being built next to us has fucked in our internet. So no streaming for us tonight. 🤬🤬🤬
Wasted field position. A Kirk Ferentz special. I will not miss that when he’s gone.
Iowa is least penalized team in the country. So of course these refs heard about that and will make up for it.
This might be game here if Iowa doesn’t score.
That’s how game is going to go. We can go ahead and mark this as a loss. Jesus.
Going to be that type of night isn’t it. Neat.