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Chris B @inthebagg.bsky.social · Feb 14

The wealthy are tired of their wealth being devalued by the “poors” being able to be in the same sphere of experience as them. Only rich whites deserves education, healthcare, even the ability to travel by airplane. They’re tired of having to see us, let alone possibly be forced to rub elbows.

Chris B @inthebagg.bsky.social · 1h

(To the tune of “My Favorite Things”)

Breadlines and ballrooms while east wing’s in rubble.
Tacky gold decor and bribes with no trouble.
Touching young girls for sexual pleasures.
These things are what the President treasures.

Chris B @inthebagg.bsky.social · 1d

I need a Fassbender and Ferguson thriller where they just lose it on each other—in all conceivable ways—for the entirety of the run time.

Chris B @inthebagg.bsky.social · 2d

Everyone forgets that when the Cubs seemed destined to lose late in the game there was a 30 minute rain delay that allowed them to regroup. That was the moment time was altered.

Chris B @inthebagg.bsky.social · 4d

Definitely felt like it wrapped up way too quickly. Could’ve used another episode devoted just to Silence, Irishman, and Killers of the Flower Moon.

Chris B @inthebagg.bsky.social · 4d

a man with long hair and a mustache is standing in front of a car at night

ALT: a man with long hair and a mustache is standing in front of a car at night

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Chris B @inthebagg.bsky.social · 8d

And Alexander wept, for a muppet is not quite a mop and not quite a puppet, but maaaan…

Nick-or-treat! @nickwidzowski.bsky.social · 8d

And Alexander wept, for Trix was only for kids

Chris B @inthebagg.bsky.social · 8d

This is the test balloon for Jan 2027–assuming the voting machines haven’t been fixed by then and/or Trump doesn’t just outright postpone the elections for war zones or whatever.

Chris B @inthebagg.bsky.social · 8d

This was my 2.5 year Old’s favorite book for like 2 months.

Chris B @inthebagg.bsky.social · 8d

Or here me out

Christoph Waltz GIF

ALT: Christoph Waltz GIF

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Chris B @inthebagg.bsky.social · 8d

Saeed’s conscience:

a man with a beard is saying no in a blurry photo

Alt: Isildur confidently says “No” when asked to destroy the one ring from Lord of the Rings.

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Chris B @inthebagg.bsky.social · 10d

The em mass is always more emphatic than the comitatus.

Chris B @inthebagg.bsky.social · 10d

“That’s a paddling” meme that says “Disenfranchising Black voters, that’s a Jim Crow”

Chris B @inthebagg.bsky.social · 10d

They also will se a dumb looking action movie with an actor who does dumb lookin action movies.

Chris B @inthebagg.bsky.social · 10d

Quote post with your favorite Pokémon (wrong answers only)

Chris B @inthebagg.bsky.social · 12d

Offense doesn’t have anyone who can make a big play without Allen scrambling first. Defense is small in areas you’d want them to be big and slow in areas you need them to be fast. Neither side has speed, especially on O.

Chris B @inthebagg.bsky.social · 12d

We are large, we contain multitudes.

Chris B @inthebagg.bsky.social · 13d

The importance of Ghost in the Shell in the US is hard to overstate. Perfect Blue is the better movie though.

Chris B @inthebagg.bsky.social · 14d

Oxymoron. Kim Kitsuragi’s default is hot.

Chris B @inthebagg.bsky.social · 14d

If I were a conspiracy theorist I’d think the rich in this country are trying to start a mass culling because they think they are/can be insulated from both disease and physical harm. And they want the full so they can continue to use up the natural resources they want while delaying climate change.

Chris B @inthebagg.bsky.social · 15d

And they’re both in water that’s slowly warming.

Chris B @inthebagg.bsky.social · 15d

Just as importantly it needs to be said that we can’t go back to how it was before, and maybe more crucially, why would we since it brought us to where we are today.

Chris B @inthebagg.bsky.social · 19d

Could do the funniest thing if there’s also “come and take it” signage anywhere on said truck.

Chris B @inthebagg.bsky.social · 21d

Sounds like an awesome family movie night out at One Battle After Another to me.

Chris B @inthebagg.bsky.social · 21d

I read that this time as “has had a good life in this country [would be a shame if something happened to it]”.

Chris B @inthebagg.bsky.social · 21d

He’s wanted it since his first term—it’s the main reason why he hated all of his military advisers during that era. It’s the thing he’s wanted third most out of his presidency after 1) safety from prosecution, and 2) enriching himself.

I’m honestly surprised he hasn’t just don’t it yet.