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SPOOKY new onahole review! It's the Brain Hacker DX from @motsutoys.bsky.social
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Tracksuit Manager (Atari ST)
February 5, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Tracksuit Manager (Atari ST)
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What a day, ran 3:09:09 and smashed my marathon PB by 7 minutes. Amazing course, overwhelming views and the Nintendo stuff kept my spirits high. A group of girls screamed Grubdog and burst my eardrums but it kept me going. Next marathon will be sub 3 hours in July. #KyotoMarathon
February 15, 2026 at 7:38 AM
What a day, ran 3:09:09 and smashed my marathon PB by 7 minutes. Amazing course, overwhelming views and the Nintendo stuff kept my spirits high. A group of girls screamed Grubdog and burst my eardrums but it kept me going. Next marathon will be sub 3 hours in July. #KyotoMarathon
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New sub! Ep. #227 - Fight the Zodiac signs! "Somer Assault"
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Chief Arino entered a Showa-era candy store and said, "I cannot see anything. I shall open this one."
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Chief Arino entered a Showa-era candy store and said, "I cannot see anything. I shall open this one."
February 11, 2026 at 10:08 PM
New sub! Ep. #227 - Fight the Zodiac signs! "Somer Assault"
pastebin.com/raw/dQXVjiPZ
Chief Arino entered a Showa-era candy store and said, "I cannot see anything. I shall open this one."
pastebin.com/raw/dQXVjiPZ
Chief Arino entered a Showa-era candy store and said, "I cannot see anything. I shall open this one."
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don't trust me with a leon amiibo
i'm saving a 2 week load
i'm saving a 2 week load
February 5, 2026 at 2:27 PM
don't trust me with a leon amiibo
i'm saving a 2 week load
i'm saving a 2 week load
But yeah, that was a great Direct :)
February 5, 2026 at 2:37 PM
But yeah, that was a great Direct :)
Super Bomberman Collection is exciting because more people will finally get to experience the sickest options screen music ever
February 5, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Super Bomberman Collection is exciting because more people will finally get to experience the sickest options screen music ever
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king of the hill visual novel background
February 4, 2026 at 1:29 PM
king of the hill visual novel background
Last minute Direct predictions:
- Mystic Quest Legend HD-2D
- Ubisoft celebrates Rayman's 30th anniversary with Just Dance 2027
- Nintendo threatens that "Mario Pinball Land will become a real land"
- Brutal: Paws of Fury remaster
- Microsoft reconfirms their support, announces a Deadly Tide port
- Mystic Quest Legend HD-2D
- Ubisoft celebrates Rayman's 30th anniversary with Just Dance 2027
- Nintendo threatens that "Mario Pinball Land will become a real land"
- Brutal: Paws of Fury remaster
- Microsoft reconfirms their support, announces a Deadly Tide port
February 5, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Last minute Direct predictions:
- Mystic Quest Legend HD-2D
- Ubisoft celebrates Rayman's 30th anniversary with Just Dance 2027
- Nintendo threatens that "Mario Pinball Land will become a real land"
- Brutal: Paws of Fury remaster
- Microsoft reconfirms their support, announces a Deadly Tide port
- Mystic Quest Legend HD-2D
- Ubisoft celebrates Rayman's 30th anniversary with Just Dance 2027
- Nintendo threatens that "Mario Pinball Land will become a real land"
- Brutal: Paws of Fury remaster
- Microsoft reconfirms their support, announces a Deadly Tide port
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Looking at some random stuff I scanned recently and I'm especially happy I got this one at high quality
January 30, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Looking at some random stuff I scanned recently and I'm especially happy I got this one at high quality
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what a fucking narcissist
January 29, 2026 at 3:26 PM
what a fucking narcissist
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New sub! Ep. 359 - Welcome to the next level, Arino... "Ichidant-R"
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Bonanza Bros. should sue Wario for Copy-R-ight Inf-R-ingement.
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Bonanza Bros. should sue Wario for Copy-R-ight Inf-R-ingement.
January 29, 2026 at 12:20 PM
New sub! Ep. 359 - Welcome to the next level, Arino... "Ichidant-R"
pastebin.com/raw/aZEK4GQm
Bonanza Bros. should sue Wario for Copy-R-ight Inf-R-ingement.
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Bonanza Bros. should sue Wario for Copy-R-ight Inf-R-ingement.
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They turned him into a 40yr old used car salesman-lookin guy
January 28, 2026 at 7:40 AM
They turned him into a 40yr old used car salesman-lookin guy
The import drink section at my local IGA has gone too far
January 28, 2026 at 7:20 AM
The import drink section at my local IGA has gone too far
Galactic Pinball on day one was really all I needed, what do you MEAN we're also getting the unreleased Dragon Hopper and that delightfully shit-arse looking F-Zero spin-off too?!
I will buy the big chunky neck breaker
I will buy the big chunky neck breaker
Virtual Boy Nintendo Classics lineup to feature two unreleased games (Zero Racers and D-HOPPER) www.vooks.net/virtua...
January 27, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Galactic Pinball on day one was really all I needed, what do you MEAN we're also getting the unreleased Dragon Hopper and that delightfully shit-arse looking F-Zero spin-off too?!
I will buy the big chunky neck breaker
I will buy the big chunky neck breaker
Do I just jump right back into reviews this week or do I go on an emotional depression-dump on why it's been so long since the last one, it's a mystery
January 25, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Do I just jump right back into reviews this week or do I go on an emotional depression-dump on why it's been so long since the last one, it's a mystery
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Wow, SE weren't kidding about that free pack of Magic cards with FFVII Remake on Switch 2 being a limited thing. The initial run is already done in Australia and the new batch without the cards is already due for launch in a few days
January 25, 2026 at 11:01 AM
Wow, SE weren't kidding about that free pack of Magic cards with FFVII Remake on Switch 2 being a limited thing. The initial run is already done in Australia and the new batch without the cards is already due for launch in a few days
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barley tea, or barely tea? ha ha oishii pissu
January 25, 2026 at 10:36 AM
barley tea, or barely tea? ha ha oishii pissu
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Summer Sports Games: 4K Edition (PlayStation 5)
January 25, 2026 at 7:28 AM
Summer Sports Games: 4K Edition (PlayStation 5)
Shirt was so drenched in sweat by the time I got home that I just tore holes in it trying to peel it off my body
I really liked that shirt :(
I really liked that shirt :(
January 25, 2026 at 5:51 AM
Shirt was so drenched in sweat by the time I got home that I just tore holes in it trying to peel it off my body
I really liked that shirt :(
I really liked that shirt :(
Only Miku's patented bottle of extremely dehydrated piss can save me in this heat
January 25, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Only Miku's patented bottle of extremely dehydrated piss can save me in this heat
Feel like my brain's leaking out my ear trying to watch the latest season of Jujutsu Kaisen
January 24, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Feel like my brain's leaking out my ear trying to watch the latest season of Jujutsu Kaisen
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