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Infernal Monkey @infernalmonkey.bsky.social · 3d

New onahole review! It's the Bread de Ecstasy (a croissant?!) Product provided by @motsutoys.bsky.social

infernalmonkey.com/2025/10/12/r...

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Diredoof @doofivirus.bsky.social · 1d

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Infernal Monkey @infernalmonkey.bsky.social · 1d

Legend has it most Australian internet connections *still* can't see Mario running

Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 1d

In 1999, the official Nintendo Australia site tested the visitor's ability to display Shockwave/Flash content by displaying a running Mario, crudely edited from a screenshot of Super Mario 64.

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Infernal Monkey @infernalmonkey.bsky.social · 1d

Don't think I ever gave them actual names, prolly didn't need 'em

Infernal Monkey @infernalmonkey.bsky.social · 1d

Sorry, bit outta nowhere, but tonight I was reminded of a series of MS Paint comics I used to draw about a video tape and a torn roll of Sonic-ish wallpaper who hated each other

I've lost a few over the years (decades...), but bloody hell I still love this one

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Pete Davison @moegamer.net · 3d

Last couple of videos have done much lower numbers, disappointingly, despite me not really doing anything different to what I usually do! If you'd like to help matters, please enjoy my video on Tetrisphere for N64 here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsA-...

Tetrisphere: not Tetris, but still a cracking puzzler.

YouTube video by ThisIsPete

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Infernal Monkey @infernalmonkey.bsky.social · 1d

Haha, I think I spent about 5,000 yen over... six hours or so 💀 Lots of tables I'd never played before and completely sucked at, but I figured it might be my only chance given how arcades are going over there

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Infernal Monkey @infernalmonkey.bsky.social · 1d

Spent almost an entire day here last time and it still wasn't enough 😭

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Infernal Monkey @infernalmonkey.bsky.social · 1d

Bouncin' on that tasty fish sausage once again

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Yuki @yuki0371.bsky.social · 1d

Also I discovered on the flight that ANA's safety announcements are Pokemon themed

Don't smoke on the plane or Jigglypuff will fuck you up

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Infernal Monkey @infernalmonkey.bsky.social · 1d

My day has been saved!

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Infernal Monkey @infernalmonkey.bsky.social · 1d

Whoa, the Switch port is out?! Gotta get this ASAP

Infernal Monkey @infernalmonkey.bsky.social · 1d

Good, good

Two copies of Garfield Kart 2 under a sign that says 'Nintendo Best Sellers'. There is artwork of Luigi doing a gay little Luigi dance or something on the sign too.

Luigi mains Jon Arbuckle.

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SPOOKYDEAD💀SKELEHEAD @mikeluckas.bsky.social · 1d

a good night's sleep in the Deadly Premonition bed could fix me

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Infernal Monkey @infernalmonkey.bsky.social · 2d

Yes!!

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stubbietubbie @stubbietubbie.bsky.social · 2d

a girl with blue hair is eating a donut with her mouth open

ALT: a girl with blue hair is eating a donut with her mouth open

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Infernal Monkey @infernalmonkey.bsky.social · 3d

Gotta lube it up hey

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Infernal Monkey @infernalmonkey.bsky.social · 3d

New onahole review! It's the Bread de Ecstasy (a croissant?!) Product provided by @motsutoys.bsky.social

infernalmonkey.com/2025/10/12/r...

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Infernal Monkey @infernalmonkey.bsky.social · 12d

The last time I used a Mac was to play Maelstrom in primary school

Surely nothing much has changed since then, should be like riding a bike!

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Infernal Monkey @infernalmonkey.bsky.social · 12d

Also hello! Laptop shit itself for good after a pretty solid eight years of sounding like a jet engine, so sry I haven't been active lately

I'll hopefully snag something new soon-ish. Prices are absolutely dire at the moment though 🫡