Inara O'Neill 🍃 6'3" Goddess-next-door GFE
@inaraoneill.bsky.social
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Mary Olivers slutty Irish cousin☘️ Legs for days,moss forever. 🏔️ Kootenay/Okanagan/Touring/FMTY Erotic lightning bolt, or part-time super-natural girlfriend, you decide. 🌐https://tryst.link/escort/inaraoneill
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Ask me anything (interesting questions preferred)

- I'm woefully busy in vanilla world, nursing a very iky cold and miss y'all 😘

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Okanagan darlins - I've missed you 😘

I'm passing through and can book one or two dates of 90 mins or longer in Kelowna, Vernon and surrounds on:

Oct 23 - 12-12
Oct 27 - 8am-12pm
Oct 28th - 7am-12pm
Nov 1st: 12-3 pm
3rd: 10am-late
4th - 7am-noon
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Hey #Toronto ! I'm taking prebookings for December 6-10
Mississauga/North York
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You are an actual muse in all the classical senses. 💅

I did that for like 10 years, it's such a wonderful way to participate in the art world.
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The noises people make when they are turned on in general really send me
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Canadian here - A lot of us are face in because of facial ID at border crossings (particularly into America). 10 year ban if they can match us to an escort ad, which can really suck if you have people dear to you or a vanilla career that necessitates travel to the USA.
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✨My favorite part is definitely bathing in sunbeams in forest clearings. Being worshipped by your lips is a close second 🍁

My least favorite is little mortal men who refuse to screen and deposit, and think I, a devine slut, should be happy to sit around waiting to see if they materialize.🤯!?!?
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Hi Okanagan & interior Darlins:

Still mostly on hiatus but if our calenders happen to align I'd love to drop by your town and connect on my travels. Fall has me so pumpkin spicey...

Oct 5-7, 9,14,17-19
November 1-3

Photo is a sneak preview of my cowgirl dream shot with @mason-rose.bsky.social
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You have LV, material evidence of having your life together beyond the run of the mill adhr 😘
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New hobby! Fine line electro-branding.

Offering this unique Art School Goth Girlfriend experience for my curious interior BC babes.

It leaves a thin scar, that turns white and fades in a few months. The perfect low commitment body mod - see my new post for booking.

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Let's play 'guess what this sensation/art device is'?

Yes it's homemade (not by me).

Hint: Requires a car battery to work
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Ahahaha. No one has tried to spank me and lived to tell the tale.

See those handprints? Leaving those on naughts butts is my favorite form of body art.I also like using the bible when my hands start to get sore.

Impact i will occasionally bottom for, spanking specifically is... Unbecoming 💅
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Tiger Tiger actually. Or key lime pie frozen yogurt.

I'm a total slut for ice cream though, and can enjoy most flavours.

Someone once doordashed us a giant post coital sundae and i subsequently dated them for a year. I've since learnt to seperate ice cream and connection but it took some work 🤣
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There's a certain kind of jerk i enjoy - good ethics but blunt, crusty and kermudgeonly. So, mostly Australians and dutch people 🤣
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Naturally good with horses and cats? Smart? It really depends on the human. I admire people who are wholeheartedly themselves.
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I'm an Aries, so i don't 🤣 I run entirely on chaos, magic and peer reviewed, evidence based life hacks (Capricorn rising 😘).

Things that help me remember who i am:
-Laughinh with my people
-Wild swimming
-Touching moss, unironically
-ad-hoc buddist meditation
-Reading fiction
-Working out
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Well, that's uniquely specific...

Octopus - they would be far better in bed.

I'm not NOT into the idea of someone with better limbs for getting tangled up in then me... Until this hentai happens irl, i remain undefeated in the long limb snuggling department.
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I KNOOOOOWWWW! 🤩🤩🤩 Dream team 🔥

There's something there about the intimacy of conversation. it must be odd to BE a podcaster and have people feel like they are in that conversation...as if your talking to ghost evesdroppers in the future.

Not that you're a podcaster per say @sugarbutch.net
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Tina Horn - of Why Are People Into That (amazing kink podcast) and SFSX (groundbreaking graphic novels) fame

And

@sugarbutch.net (Sinclair Sexsmith)

Because proffesional sluts who are good with words are kindof my thing.

Hollywood celebs? Erm ... Benedict Cumberbatch? Love a dorky ginger
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Hmmm.... My respectable answer is Heavenly Creatures (19 year old Kate Winslet as a murdery teen lesbian genius).

My other less astute answers are What We Do in the Shadows and LOTR, among other cringy but beloved things
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It's getting chilly out here in semi-hiatus - let's warm each other up?

Pop-up availability in VERNON and maybe KELOWNA

Sunday-Tues
(Kelowna Tues)

Usual 2 hour minium waived for Vernon 😘
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Omg - EARING not earning, but also that. I look forward to the day we can edit posts 🤣