BART ALLEN
@impulsivespeedster.bsky.social
❝ Oops! Spoilers. ❞
— Bart ❝Impulse❞ Allen.
{ By #NANI, she/he ; +25 }
❮ 𝗗𝗡𝗜 𝗟𝗘𝗪𝗗 𝗙𝗢𝗖𝗨𝗦𝗘𝗗 / 𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗢𝗥 / 𝗔𝗜 ❯
pfp: P. Gleason & A. Sánchez.
— Bart ❝Impulse❞ Allen.
{ By #NANI, she/he ; +25 }
❮ 𝗗𝗡𝗜 𝗟𝗘𝗪𝗗 𝗙𝗢𝗖𝗨𝗦𝗘𝗗 / 𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗢𝗥 / 𝗔𝗜 ❯
pfp: P. Gleason & A. Sánchez.
Pinned
I think the Red Cross does ir for free.
December 1, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I think the Red Cross does ir for free.
[ Looking at Killjoy. ]
Have you considered therapy?
Have you considered therapy?
December 1, 2025 at 12:11 AM
[ Looking at Killjoy. ]
Have you considered therapy?
Have you considered therapy?
All in favour of kicking Joker say aye.
December 1, 2025 at 12:06 AM
All in favour of kicking Joker say aye.
I meant as a nickname.
What? No.. I thought of Pyronid first…
Have you considered Rony?
December 1, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I meant as a nickname.
Have you considered Rony?
So call him Py! Short for Pyronid….
I mean... I guess Py is nice enough.
November 30, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Have you considered Rony?
I mean... I guess Py is nice enough.
But we call you Bart! And we can call him Py! Or pie
Take it from someone with "Bartholomew" as a legal name: please do.
November 30, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I mean... I guess Py is nice enough.
Your full name is Thaddeus, we both got weird saints.
November 30, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Your full name is Thaddeus, we both got weird saints.
Take it from someone with "Bartholomew" as a legal name: please do.
I’m not renaming him!
I think there is a fix-it window for that
November 30, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Take it from someone with "Bartholomew" as a legal name: please do.
I think there is a fix-it window for that
You can’t object the name! It’s already legalized??
How many people have objected to the name? Because if the answer is none, I would like to be first.
November 30, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I think there is a fix-it window for that
How many people have objected to the name? Because if the answer is none, I would like to be first.
November 30, 2025 at 10:55 PM
How many people have objected to the name? Because if the answer is none, I would like to be first.
Do you think YOUR family would listen to ME? Because, bestie, MINE sure DOESN’T.
THANK you, tell my family that!
You are very sane for a vigilante.
November 30, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Do you think YOUR family would listen to ME? Because, bestie, MINE sure DOESN’T.
You are very sane for a vigilante.
I don’t know! But I’m very sane, I think through all of the things I do—
What do you think it is about?
November 30, 2025 at 10:50 PM
You are very sane for a vigilante.
What do you think it is about?
.. if this is about the cloning tubes or the league—
I mean, bro, you ARE a bit insane. But a good kind of insane. "Loves so much he goes off the deep end without supervision" insane.
November 30, 2025 at 10:46 PM
What do you think it is about?
I am reaffirming your point.
Idiot.
Idiot.
November 30, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I am reaffirming your point.
Idiot.
Idiot.
I mean, bro, you ARE a bit insane. But a good kind of insane. "Loves so much he goes off the deep end without supervision" insane.
November 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I mean, bro, you ARE a bit insane. But a good kind of insane. "Loves so much he goes off the deep end without supervision" insane.
Reposted by BART ALLEN
Son of a b-
November 29, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Son of a b-
Reposted by BART ALLEN
💥/: "I work in the East End, Father. I know about poverty."
"I don’t think you do. Poverty isn't bad housing, dirty clothes, families of ten... It's never having been loved or even respected. Not knowing the difference between love and abuse. A kiss that isn't the prelude to a blow."
DAMN
"I don’t think you do. Poverty isn't bad housing, dirty clothes, families of ten... It's never having been loved or even respected. Not knowing the difference between love and abuse. A kiss that isn't the prelude to a blow."
DAMN
November 29, 2025 at 12:08 AM
💥/: "I work in the East End, Father. I know about poverty."
"I don’t think you do. Poverty isn't bad housing, dirty clothes, families of ten... It's never having been loved or even respected. Not knowing the difference between love and abuse. A kiss that isn't the prelude to a blow."
DAMN
"I don’t think you do. Poverty isn't bad housing, dirty clothes, families of ten... It's never having been loved or even respected. Not knowing the difference between love and abuse. A kiss that isn't the prelude to a blow."
DAMN
Thanks.
[ Zaps out. Gets a really big towel and like twenty packs of wipes. Zaps back. ]
This isn't getting out any time soon.
[ Zaps out. Gets a really big towel and like twenty packs of wipes. Zaps back. ]
This isn't getting out any time soon.
November 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Thanks.
[ Zaps out. Gets a really big towel and like twenty packs of wipes. Zaps back. ]
This isn't getting out any time soon.
[ Zaps out. Gets a really big towel and like twenty packs of wipes. Zaps back. ]
This isn't getting out any time soon.
💥/: Honestly it would be SO FUNNY for Thad to get eaten when he was finally learning how to be a person
November 28, 2025 at 2:04 AM
💥/: Honestly it would be SO FUNNY for Thad to get eaten when he was finally learning how to be a person
Well, he is a person so...
November 28, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Well, he is a person so...
I oppose eating people alive in general.
November 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I oppose eating people alive in general.
Could you PLESE stop trying to eat Inertia? I know he is... Mean, and ruthless, and possessive, and bordering on insane; but we are trying to work on it.
November 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Could you PLESE stop trying to eat Inertia? I know he is... Mean, and ruthless, and possessive, and bordering on insane; but we are trying to work on it.