BART ALLEN
@impulsivespeedster.bsky.social
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❝ Oops! Spoilers. ❞ — Bart ❝Impulse❞ Allen. { By #NANI, she/he ; +25 } ❮ 𝗗𝗡𝗜 𝗟𝗘𝗪𝗗 𝗙𝗢𝗖𝗨𝗦𝗘𝗗 / 𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗢𝗥 / 𝗔𝗜 ❯ pfp: P. Gleason & A. Sánchez.
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impulsivespeedster.bsky.social
Difficult question because he is my cousin, so I am forced by law to poke fun at him.

Nah.

Ok.

He is cool. Really cool. Never tell him I said that.
sidekicking.bsky.social
Oh...

I don't think we've met!

Is he cool?
impulsivespeedster.bsky.social
My cousin. The Flash. Well, at your age he was Kid Flash.
impulsivespeedster.bsky.social
Kyle, I don’t hig you as often as I should.
artistgreenlantern.bsky.social
Oh, no, I meant Ceiling South.

But I'll buy you cake if you want.
impulsivespeedster.bsky.social
Bart day? Wait. Did I forget my birthday again? No, no. I am pretty sure I am a warm weather kid-
impulsivespeedster.bsky.social
My cousin. The Flash. Well, at your age he was Kid Flash.
sidekicking.bsky.social
Who's Wally??
impulsivespeedster.bsky.social
Ooooh, now I see how him and Wally became best friends.
impulsivespeedster.bsky.social
Bart day? Wait. Did I forget my birthday again? No, no. I am pretty sure I am a warm weather kid-
impulsivespeedster.bsky.social
Ooooh, now I see how him and Wally became best friends.
sidekicking.bsky.social
I'm not at liberty to hit girls!

Because I'm taught better! But I can defend myself in the name of honor! You're not very honorable, lady! Even for an old hag!
impulsivespeedster.bsky.social
#WallyWestWednesday

I must celebrate the few times I get a compliment.

Love you, old man.
impulsivespeedster.bsky.social
I am saving this.
sharpshooting.bsky.social
Fuck it

#WALLYWESTWEDNESDAY

Posting my favorite pics of my bud Wally. He got hit in the Wally Westicles.
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sharpshooting.bsky.social
Fuck it

#WALLYWESTWEDNESDAY

Posting my favorite pics of my bud Wally. He got hit in the Wally Westicles.
impulsivespeedster.bsky.social
I mean, it's a pick from a reenactment I saw while on a run. The horse seemed really happy with his nap.
clickplanet.bsky.social
Heh. Good to know that I woke up earlier. I mean, it's not like you'd need a horse either.
impulsivespeedster.bsky.social
💭 I call dibs on being the witness, then.
impulsivespeedster.bsky.social
❝ You know I'm joking. ❞ He said, poking Conner on the arm.
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vampirespider.bsky.social
// + different ways when writing. No matter the complexity of your plots or how many paragraphs you reply with, if you are enjoying what you write without harming anyone, you are doing just great.
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vampirespider.bsky.social
// Friendly reminder that you are entitled to write whatever the fuck you want. Whether it's a dense and complicated plot or just some silly chit-chat between muses.

Let's leave the elitism of "i write complicated plots and you don't" behind. This is a hobby and each one of us have fun in +
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vampirespider.bsky.social
// the key words were "without harming anyone"
impulsivespeedster.bsky.social
⚡️/: Just woke up

Who is being an elitist fuck?
impulsivespeedster.bsky.social
person on this TL opening up about their thoughts and experiences, "Shut up and dance. I don’t care about your pain." essentially.

It's not elitism to cut you off, it's a natural consequence to your actions.
impulsivespeedster.bsky.social
person who got blocked yesterday: girl, you decided the best course of action when people started talking about how said account was harmful (without even naming you, mind you) was to go (paraphrasing) "Stop being dramatic, let's all have fun."

Instead of listening, you decided to tell every trans+
impulsivespeedster.bsky.social
⚡️/: Look, you are entitled to your kinks. But when your kinks cross the line of "This is actually harmful to marginalized populations" we are entitled to say "Get the fuck away from us."

It's not drama, it's not elitism, it’s just having regular fucking boundaries.

And in regards to the second +
impulsivespeedster.bsky.social
⚡️/: WHEEZE

I have no further comments, only that I needed that laugh in a day like this.
bestonemyheart.bsky.social
//we are, for:

*checks paper*

Not tolerating the fetishization of trans people or disliking when people lie or play coy
impulsivespeedster.bsky.social
⚡️/: Just woke up

Who is being an elitist fuck?