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I Drew the Dicks

I Drew the Dicks

@idrewthedicks.bsky.social

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Comedy illustrator. But only dicks. -NSFW art-

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I Drew the Dicks @idrewthedicks.bsky.social · Jun 18

1st Horseman of the A-cock-alypse: Death.

#comedy
#humor
#dick
#dickdrawing
#dickjoke
#NSFW
#NSFWart
#FourHorsemenOfTheApocalypse
#Death

A penis with a skull face holding a scythe while riding a pale penis-shaped horse with “DEATH”written on its side.

I Drew the Dicks @idrewthedicks.bsky.social · Jun 18

3rd Horseman of the A-cock-alypse: Famine.

#comedy
#humor
#dick
#dickdrawing
#dickjoke
#NSFW
#NSFWart
#FourHorsemenOfTheApocalypse
#Famine

A penis holding scales riding a penis-shaped black horse with “FAMINE” written on its side.

I Drew the Dicks @idrewthedicks.bsky.social · Jun 18

2nd Horseman of the A-cock-alypse: WAR.

#comedy
#humor
#dick
#dickdrawing
#dickjoke
#NSFW
#NSFWart
#FourHorsemenOfTheApocalypse
#War

A penis wielding a sword and pointing ahead while riding penis-shaped red horse with “WAR” written on its side.

I Drew the Dicks @idrewthedicks.bsky.social · Jun 18

1st Horseman of the A-cock-alypse: Conquest.

#comedy
#humor
#dick
#dickdrawing
#dickjoke
#NSFW
#NSFWart
#FourHorsemenOfTheApocalypse
#Conquest

A penis wearing a crown, holding a bow and arrow riding a penis shaped white horse with “CONQUEST” on its side.

I Drew the Dicks @idrewthedicks.bsky.social · May 27

Meme Dick.

#comedy
#humor
#dick
#dickdrawing
#dickjoke
#NSFW
#NSFWart
#flutist
#flautist

Penis playing a flute while crying.

I Drew the Dicks @idrewthedicks.bsky.social · May 26

Touché.

I Drew the Dicks @idrewthedicks.bsky.social · May 26

Pickle Dick.

#comedy
#humor
#dick
#dickdrawing
#dickjoke
#NSFW
#NSFWart
#pickle

A penis shaped pickle smiling and pointing at itself.

I Drew the Dicks @idrewthedicks.bsky.social · May 24

Jester Dick.

#comedy
#humor
#dick
#dickdrawing
#dickjoke
#NSFW
#NSFWart
#jester

A penis dressed as a jester.

I Drew the Dicks @idrewthedicks.bsky.social · May 23

Gumshoe Dick.

#comedy
#humor
#dick
#dickdrawing
#dickjoke
#NSFW
#NSFWart

Penis in a trench coat and fedora smoking a cigarette and glancing around suspiciously.

I Drew the Dicks @idrewthedicks.bsky.social · May 22

Selfie Dick.

#comedy
#humor
#dick
#dickdrawing
#dickjoke
#NSFW
#NSFWart
#selfie
#theworldisonfire

A penis smiling taking a selfie in front of a raging fire.

I Drew the Dicks @idrewthedicks.bsky.social · May 21

Tricky Dick.

#comedy
#humor
#dick
#dickdrawing
#dickjoke
#NSFW
#NSFWart
#TrickyDick
#Nixon
#RichardNixon

Grinning penis with a unibrow with arms outstretched flashing peace signs.

I Drew the Dicks @idrewthedicks.bsky.social · May 20

Whiskey Dick.

#comedy
#humor
#dick
#dickdrawing
#dickjoke
#NSFW
#NSFWart
#WhiskeyDick

A puddle with a dazed look on its face.

I Drew the Dicks @idrewthedicks.bsky.social · May 14

Cock Pocket.

#comedy
#humor
#dick
#dickdrawing
#dickjoke
#NSFW
#NSFWart
#hotpocket

A penis in a hot pocket microwave sleeve with instructions written on it including illustrations.

I Drew the Dicks @idrewthedicks.bsky.social · May 13

Awkward penis party.

#comedy
#humor
#dick
#dickdrawing
#dickjoke
#NSFW
#NSFWart
#awkward

A group of penises wearing party hats standing around looking awkward in front of a banner that reads “Party!”

I Drew the Dicks @idrewthedicks.bsky.social · May 12

Bro Cock.

#comedy
#humor
#dick
#dickdrawing
#dickjoke
#NSFW
#NSFWart

Penis flexing an arm taking a mirror selfie wearing aviator sunglasses.

I Drew the Dicks @idrewthedicks.bsky.social · May 11

Mom Dick.

#comedy
#humor
#dick
#dickdrawing
#dickjoke
#NSFW
#NSFWart
#MothersDay

Penis holding a coffee and a laptop wearing a tutu with a baby penis climbing on her next to a shorter penis grinning and wearing a lucha mask.

I Drew the Dicks @idrewthedicks.bsky.social · May 10

Lobster Cock.

#comedy
#humor
#dick
#dickdrawing
#dickjoke
#NSFW
#NSFWart
#lobster

A penis shaped lobster.

I Drew the Dicks @idrewthedicks.bsky.social · May 9

Devilish Dick.

#comedy
#humor
#dick
#dickdrawing
#dickjoke
#NSFW
#NSFWart
#devil
#demon

A penis with horns, a tail, holding a pitchfork and wearing an evil grin.

I Drew the Dicks @idrewthedicks.bsky.social · May 8

Angelic Dick.

#comedy
#humor
#dick
#dickdrawing
#dickjoke
#NSFW
#NSFWart

A penis with a halo holding a harp.

I Drew the Dicks @idrewthedicks.bsky.social · May 7

Astonished Dick.

#comedy
#humor
#dick
#dickdrawing
#dickjoke

Penis with eyes wide in a stunned look.

I Drew the Dicks @idrewthedicks.bsky.social · May 4

Infect-dick.

#comedy
#humor
#dick
#dickdrawing
#dickjoke
#Infected
#zombie
#28DaysLater
#28YearsLater

Zombie dick with red and yellow eyes and blood around its mouth.

I Drew the Dicks @idrewthedicks.bsky.social · May 3

Poison Control Dick.

#comedy
#humor
#dick
#dickdrawing
#dickjoke
#MrYuck

A green dick making a disgusted with its eyes closed and its tongue out.

I Drew the Dicks @idrewthedicks.bsky.social · May 2

Pole-dancer Dick.

#comedy
#humor
#dick
#dickdrawing
#dickjoke
#poledance

A dick performing a pole dance under pink and purple lights.

I Drew the Dicks @idrewthedicks.bsky.social · May 1

It’s gonna be MAY!!

#comedy
#humor
#dick
#dickdrawing
#dickjoke
#May
#itsgonnabeMAY

Timberlake-like penis sings while trying to escape toy packaging.

I Drew the Dicks @idrewthedicks.bsky.social · Apr 30

Performance anxiety.

#comedy
#humor
#dick
#dickdrawing
#dickjoke

A penis shyly pokes its head out of stage curtains that remarkably resemble the fly of a pair of jeans.