Secretary Kegbreath from the Department of Whiskeydick, everyone!
September 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Ol' WhiskeyDick Hegseth needs help committing his sexual assaults.
May 11, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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Slutty Mc Whiskeydick. Ooopsie. 😂
March 17, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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shooting a few missiles at some non-moving targets in Iran, and then apparently not destroying them.
Trump announced yesterday afternoon that his wayward boy Secretary Shitfaced K. Whiskeydick would be doing a very important press conference this morning to tell us
Trump announced yesterday afternoon that his wayward boy Secretary Shitfaced K. Whiskeydick would be doing a very important press conference this morning to tell us
June 27, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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I’m still trying to brainstorm an angle whereby this administration is connected financially to these mistakes, but then I get pulled back to reality and realize #WhiskeyDick has extended the deployment for a year.
May 11, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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And there it is: Secretary Whiskeydick has announced a purge of top ranking military officers. It has always been a coup, though so many refused to listen. Now it’s in the open.
Can’t wait for his version of of the Ba’ath purge of 1979. Should be next month.
Can’t wait for his version of of the Ba’ath purge of 1979. Should be next month.
May 5, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Secy. Shitfaced Whiskeydick
July 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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I mean to much whiskey usually works on mine.....wait no...
#outofcontextcomics #comics #roduse #whiskeydick
#outofcontextcomics #comics #roduse #whiskeydick
April 27, 2024 at 11:00 PM
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can't, he has chronic whiskeydick
April 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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- jacktheripper
- jiggy
- kotex
- moles
- poorwhitetrash
- protestant
- satan
- sixsixsix
- trisexual (but not "bisexual")
- whiskeydick
- whitey
- estupido
- estupida
- lameass
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- jiggy
- kotex
- moles
- poorwhitetrash
- protestant
- satan
- sixsixsix
- trisexual (but not "bisexual")
- whiskeydick
- whitey
- estupido
- estupida
- lameass
Every time someone goes to schedule an appointment at this bank, they send ~10KB of swears and slurs over the internet.
June 24, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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not the whiskeydick 🥲
May 30, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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There are children in this house with intelligence and integrity, don't slander them with your comparisons
Whiskeydick is a drunken, racist, fool, who got the Job to dismantle the US military because he is a weak incompetent Nazi, who can be easily manipulated.
Whiskeydick is a drunken, racist, fool, who got the Job to dismantle the US military because he is a weak incompetent Nazi, who can be easily manipulated.
June 5, 2025 at 9:54 AM
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Pete’s “Wife” Is FoxNews.
Bro Sold his to Putin
And His Lawyer is Dating* his Wife. (WhiskeyDick)
Bro Sold his to Putin
And His Lawyer is Dating* his Wife. (WhiskeyDick)
New reports are that Hegseth didn’t just share war plans with his wife, but also with his brother. This is after he shared earlier war plans with a journalist.
White House is now saying they’re actively searching for a new Secretary of Defense.
It's about time. But here's the thing...
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White House is now saying they’re actively searching for a new Secretary of Defense.
It's about time. But here's the thing...
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April 21, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Pete’s “Courage” Comes From a Bottle.
WhiskeyDick Pete wouldn’t know strength & Courage if it Bought his Wife
*Alcoholic Psychosis* IS REAL;On FULL Display, Just Like Trumps Frontotemporal & Syphilitic Dementia.
ON TOP Of TREASON FRAUD, 34*Felonies, Mass Murder& DomesticTerrorism
PhuqHyu Pete
✂️ Da 💩
WhiskeyDick Pete wouldn’t know strength & Courage if it Bought his Wife
*Alcoholic Psychosis* IS REAL;On FULL Display, Just Like Trumps Frontotemporal & Syphilitic Dementia.
ON TOP Of TREASON FRAUD, 34*Felonies, Mass Murder& DomesticTerrorism
PhuqHyu Pete
✂️ Da 💩
October 6, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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The closest I ever got to doing treason for Russia was when they assigned a hot chick to fuck me when I was there for an extended visit in the 90s. Jokes on them. My whiskeydick also extends to vodka.
The closest I ever got to doing treason was playing as USSR on Track & Field II because I wanted to hear every country's anthem at least once.
September 6, 2024 at 1:31 AM
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@LSUcaligrl @jblanx Sake sex? Not usually. #whiskeydick
November 12, 2024 at 7:12 AM
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I just saw someone point out that Hegsdeath was the only one who actually identified himself with a fucking profile pic.
#WhiskeyLeaks
#WhiskeyDick
#WhiskeyLeaks
#WhiskeyDick
March 25, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Correct. Also Petey has a tiny whiskeydick.
The rattling of sabers are made by mediocre men who are insecure about the size of their own swords.
September 30, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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That happens?
How much tear gas does it require?
Woud like to verify the details, doesn't have to be WhiskeyDick, in fairness I'd be happy watching any member of the regime being gassed
How much tear gas does it require?
Woud like to verify the details, doesn't have to be WhiskeyDick, in fairness I'd be happy watching any member of the regime being gassed
June 5, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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These are all solid choices. May I also submit "Drunk as Hell" by Whiskeydick?
open.spotify.com/track/56hI3T...
open.spotify.com/track/56hI3T...
Drunk as Hell
Whiskeydick · Drunk as Hell · Song · 2015
open.spotify.com
January 2, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Among the best songs of the 90’s. DEFINITELY the best song about the dude from Gorillaz getting whiskeydick.
Elastica - Stutter
Music video by Elastica performing Stutter. (C) 1995 Geffen Records Inc.
youtu.be
May 4, 2024 at 3:12 AM
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WhiskeyDick is another option.
I'd fancy my odds in court on that one
I'd fancy my odds in court on that one
March 26, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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November 18, 2023 at 1:54 PM
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I don't think whiskeydick counts towards nofap.
September 30, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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