AuthorIan
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50% superhero books, 50% hockey shitposting, 50% pro-democracy ("but that's 150%, Ian!") That's right. Fυcκ you I won't do what you tell me! https://linktr.ee/ianthomashealy
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Nachos with the patented Rantanen Stat Pad ENG! #GoAvsGo
Maybe they should try a power play unit made of the third line. They might not score, but they would create CHAOS. #GoAvsGo
You know what would be great here?

A power

Play

Goal

#GoAvsGo
SIR? SIR? MR. MANSON WOULD LIKE A WORD WITH YOU ABOUT THAT CALL, SIR. #GoAvsGo
Wedgie the Living Highlight Reel. #GoAvsGo
SHOTS SHOTS
SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
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Same as it ever was

Same as it ever was

Same as it ever was
Avs looking dominant at even strength, okay on the penalty kill, and downright PATHETIC on the power play.
Real talk. The Avs defense has been SOLID tonight. #GoAvsGo
That was such a blatant trip it should be 4 minutes. #GoAvsGo
MOSE YOU DID NOT JUST OFFER HER A DIP LIVE ON THE BROADCAST #GoAvsGo
Hey @avalanche.bsky.social , tell the Altitude dudes to leave Xwitter for the cesspool it has become and come here to Bluesky where all the cool kids are! #GoAvsGo
Yeah, that's good. Piss off Mackinnon. He doesn't play better mad or anything. #GoAvsGo
Swayman sporting a 0% save percentage tonight. Wedgewood has improved to 50%. #GoAvsGo
Tic tac toe. Does Manson have a concealed carry license for that howitzer? #GoAvsGo
Brock Nelson awakened from a deep sleep to be asked about girls' hockey. #GoAvsGo
Swayman giving a lot of respect to Mackinnon's tendency to hit posts.

A LOT. #GoAvsGo
Good evening, Avs fans and faithful! Did everyone have a good protest today? Remember, antifa is only a bad word to fascists.

Anyway, hockey tonight, yeah? I'm gonna go with the kid Gavin Brindley for #AvsPsychic.

#GoAvsGo
Good evening, Avs fans! I've got a commute during the first period tonight so the rest of you will have to carry the torch. Let's go with Captain Landy for #AvsPsychic! #GoAvsGo
Autumn means cozy evenings wrapped up in a blanket with a hot drink, reading a story that makes you smile. Check out Roast Wyvern (and Other Recipes) in audio, brilliantly narrated by August Roy! #BookSky #audiobooks books.bookfunnel.com/soundofstori...
Good morning Avs fans! I'm at work, so I will not be doing much shitposting today. We'll just have to count on the Sabres being their usual, uh, interesting selves.

Anyway, talk amongst yourselves. #goAvsgo
Elite Goal Scorer Joel Kiviranta trying to bleed out on the ice for the double minor. #goAvsgo