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50% superhero books, 50% hockey shitposting, 50% pro-democracy ("but that's 150%, Ian!") That's right. Fυcκ you I won't do what you tell me! https://linktr.ee/ianthomashealy
An Avalanche power play goal? In this economy? #GoAvsGo
December 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Who would win? 1 40-year-old man or an entire hockey team of 20-somethings?

I believe we have our answer. #GoAvsGo
December 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I walked away for like thirty seconds. #GoAvsGo
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December 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Trevor Zegras wears his helmet high so it doesn't interfere with his flow. #GoAvsGo
December 7, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Good morning again, Avs fans and faithful. It's another early game and I'm feeling it today. Hopefully the boys in burgundy and blue are too. Let's go with Olofsson for #AvsPsychic. #GoAvsGo
December 7, 2025 at 6:02 PM
That's 100% a high stick.

So the goal will obviously count because Rangers. #GoAvsGo
December 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Landy is making quite a career of having goals taken away. #GoAvsGo
December 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I feel like this game is tailor-made for a Manson tussle. #GoAvsGo
December 6, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Landy: "People keep asking if I'm back and I haven't really had an answer, but yeah, I'm thinking I'm back." #GoAvsGo
December 6, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Credit where credit is due. The "SNL" open the Altitude team put together was very clever. It also reminded me I haven't watched SNL since, like, the mid-90s. #GoAvsGo
December 6, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Good morning, Avs fans and faithful! Let's be honest. 10:30 AM is not the best time for hockey. Anyway, let's see if our boys bounce back in a big way and rout the Rangers. Going with Olofsson for #AvsPsychic. #GoAvsGo
December 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
GOALIE GOAL PLZ #GoAvsGo
December 3, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Mack just being mean now with these goals in the last minute of the period. #GoAvsGo
December 3, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Vancouver clearly considers Landeskog a greater threat than Brock Nelson. Probably because Landy's on all their wives' and girlfriends' hall passes. #GoAvsGo
December 3, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Wedgie to Sokolowski: Yeah, bub, not feeling good. Thought I was gonna shit my breezers for a minute. #GoAvsGo
December 3, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Woo! HATTIE for Coyne-Schofield! #PWHL
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December 3, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Lekkermaki sounds like a sushi roll made from lutefisk. #GoAvsGo
December 3, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Hell, *I* could have scored that one. #GoAvsGo
December 3, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Everyone talks about Makar and Toews, but I'm a big fan of the Sams Club too. #GoAvsGo
December 3, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Look, we'll all eventually be sick of Dallas after playing them 7-10 more times this season. #GoAvsGo
December 3, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Kind of an interesting idea to have Nichushkin on the 3rd line. With Olofsson having that scary shot, Drury as a pure agent of chaos, and Choosh having that net front presence, I feel like they could potentially eat goalies very heartily as a group. #GoAvsGo
December 3, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Good evening Avs fans! I'm finally back on my bullshit, ready to snark about hockey! Let's welcome the Choo Choo Train back to the ice and pencil him in for #AvsPsychic. #GoAvsGo
December 3, 2025 at 2:02 AM
November 30, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Hey y'all! If you're in the Denver area and looking for holiday gifts for yourself or your friends/family, come check out this market. I will be selling and signing books! Buy Local!
November 30, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Hey y'all! If you're in the Denver area and want to support small businesses today, come to Danico Brewing for a small business market, including me and my books!
November 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM