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Mark (Baron Of Sealand)
@iamjurassicmark.bsky.social
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“Assume that what you write will be read by malign foreign actors and tailor your response accordingly.”
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Mark (Baron Of Sealand) @iamjurassicmark.bsky.social · Nov 14
Introduction : I have the same handle on Twitter. I like music, cats, lovely people, chocolate, music, films, books, architecture, and geeky stuff. Fiftysomething, bald, and I am the second finest living Englishman after Jarvis Cocker*.

*this is not a legally binding promise.
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Mark (Baron Of Sealand) @iamjurassicmark.bsky.social · 5h
"Y'ALL GONNA DIE."
tyleraking.com Tyler King @tyleraking.com · 1d
FL is moving forward w/ plan to end all childhood vaccine mandates. Starting with hepatitis B, chickenpox, and the bacteria causing meningitis and pneumonia. Then next year GOP FL legislature is expected to revisit 1977 law re: whooping cough, measles, polio, rubella, mumps, diphtheria, and tetanus.
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Mark (Baron Of Sealand) @iamjurassicmark.bsky.social · 6h
About how my eldest son, born of an American, shouldn't exist in their eyes. But I couldn't be bothered.
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Mark (Baron Of Sealand) @iamjurassicmark.bsky.social · 6h
I debated actually talking to him about how the use of the flag is designed to scare, intimidate, and alienate. How it sends a clear message to anyone that wasn't born in the UK they don't belong, and how anyone who is in anyway different is a target.
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Mark (Baron Of Sealand) @iamjurassicmark.bsky.social · 6h
Took my first Bullshit Flag down this week.

Within 10 seconds, some guy said "Hey Bud, did you take that flag down?"

Me : "Yup."

Him : "Why?"

Me : "I know what country I live in."
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Mark (Baron Of Sealand) @iamjurassicmark.bsky.social · 6h
The more gold there is in your bathroom, the less class and style you have.
andrewmueller.bsky.social Andrew Mueller @andrewmueller.bsky.social · 6h
On the left, the refurbished Lincoln bathroom. On the right, picture I took in Saddam Hussein's palace in Basra in 2005.
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Mark (Baron Of Sealand) @iamjurassicmark.bsky.social · 6h
You aren't fooling anybody. Saying "This DEFINITELY isn't about...." .... nah, we all know you're bullshitting.
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Mark (Baron Of Sealand) @iamjurassicmark.bsky.social · 10h
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASGC...
New Order - 1985 - Manhattan Club - Full Performance - 1080p 60fps
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Mark (Baron Of Sealand) @iamjurassicmark.bsky.social · 10h
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Mark (Baron Of Sealand) @iamjurassicmark.bsky.social · 10h
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New Order - Live at The Haçienda, HD, Manchester, England, 20.07.1983
YouTube video by ORBI 609
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Mark (Baron Of Sealand) @iamjurassicmark.bsky.social · 10h
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New Order - 24 Apr 1983, Rosehill Hotel, Kilkenny, Ireland (great audio!)
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Mark (Baron Of Sealand) @iamjurassicmark.bsky.social · 10h
Want to watch the live stuff on the expensive New Order box sets? Sure you do. www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYqq...
New Order - Live at The Haçienda HD, Manchester, England, 26.06.1982
YouTube video by ORBI 609
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Mark (Baron Of Sealand) @iamjurassicmark.bsky.social · 13h
If there's *any* film that more accurately captures the hedonistic nihilism of being around a whole bunch of wankers dressed in black listening to Division 3 Landfill Alt-Metal in 1999 than "Blair Witch 2", I have never seen it.
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Mark (Baron Of Sealand) @iamjurassicmark.bsky.social · 23h
The easiest way to get people to vote for billionaires is to get a billionaire to secretly buy up all the US medical debt for cents on the dollar, set everyone free - then announce it after its done. And it'll probably be cheaper than giving the President a free goddamn plane.
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Mark (Baron Of Sealand) @iamjurassicmark.bsky.social · 23h
If that's the criteria, my whole goddamn life has been a mid-life crisis.
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Mark (Baron Of Sealand) @iamjurassicmark.bsky.social · 23h
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025... - This is what racist, xenophobic Nationalism looks like.
US will limit number of refugees to 7,500 and give priority to white South Africans
Low number represents a dramatic drop after US previously allowed in hundreds of thousands of people fleeing war and persecution
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Skullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 1d
stupid babies need the most attention
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Mark (Baron Of Sealand) @iamjurassicmark.bsky.social · 1d
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Mark (Baron Of Sealand) @iamjurassicmark.bsky.social · 1d
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Mark (Baron Of Sealand) @iamjurassicmark.bsky.social · 1d
I rank my top 20 King films, not including TV adaptations [with one significant exception], and talk through recurring themes, ideas, and concepts that span much of his work. And hopefully, make some recommendations for your viewing habits. 30 October 2025.
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Mark (Baron Of Sealand) @iamjurassicmark.bsky.social · 1d
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dg1... : MARK'S NOTCAST Ep 464 : Stephen King movies ranked... Stephen King has written about 65 novels, 200+ short stories, and at least 11.2 million words. And there's been about 94 filmed adaptations of his work - and well, life's too short to watch everything. Or is it?
MARK'S NOTCAST Ep 464 : Stephen King movies ranked... 30 October 2025.
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Mark (Baron Of Sealand) @iamjurassicmark.bsky.social · 1d
Just to remind you that : "At the time they hacked emails it was an offence carrying a prison sentence of up to five years."

FIVE. YEARS.
adambienkov.bsky.social Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 1d
Kemi Badenoch is absolutely right about this.

At the time she hacked Harriet Harman's emails it was an offence carrying a prison sentence of up to five years
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Mark (Baron Of Sealand) @iamjurassicmark.bsky.social · 1d
The responsibility always rests on the person who made the decision to act immorally, and not on the recipient of those actions. To think otherwise is to both a) blame the victim and b) absolve the offender of their responsibilities.
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Mark (Baron Of Sealand) @iamjurassicmark.bsky.social · 1d
Truth bomb
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Mark (Baron Of Sealand) @iamjurassicmark.bsky.social · 1d
When you're the one making life difficult for yourself, you don't get to complain about your decisions.
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Mark (Baron Of Sealand) @iamjurassicmark.bsky.social · 1d
If you say you're willing to do everything possible, but you don't, then you're lying.