Mark (Baron Of Sealand)
@iamjurassicmark.bsky.social
“Assume that what you write will be read by malign foreign actors and tailor your response accordingly.”
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Introduction : I have the same handle on Twitter. I like music, cats, lovely people, chocolate, music, films, books, architecture, and geeky stuff. Fiftysomething, bald, and I am the second finest living Englishman after Jarvis Cocker*.
*this is not a legally binding promise.
*this is not a legally binding promise.
(yawns)
(pulls drawstring)
(out comes the same old bullshit)
(pulls drawstring)
(out comes the same old bullshit)
December 24, 2025 at 12:52 AM
(yawns)
(pulls drawstring)
(out comes the same old bullshit)
(pulls drawstring)
(out comes the same old bullshit)
Nice of TheTrainLine to advertise Delay Repay. Except when I claimed for my most recent delay, the fact I had complained about the quality of 'service' mid-journey meant that my claim was declined because I had already contacted them about it?
December 23, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Nice of TheTrainLine to advertise Delay Repay. Except when I claimed for my most recent delay, the fact I had complained about the quality of 'service' mid-journey meant that my claim was declined because I had already contacted them about it?
I'd rather drive a car that looks like it was made by people than one that looks like a Ghostbusters storage trap for the soul of a haunted photocopier.
my festive spirit amidst our grimly stupid reality (2025)
December 23, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I'd rather drive a car that looks like it was made by people than one that looks like a Ghostbusters storage trap for the soul of a haunted photocopier.
Steven Drozd has left The Flaming Lips. Jumped. Pushed. I don't know. What I know : the records improved enormously when he got on board. The jury is out if they follow the same path, or fall off a cliff, from here on.
December 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Steven Drozd has left The Flaming Lips. Jumped. Pushed. I don't know. What I know : the records improved enormously when he got on board. The jury is out if they follow the same path, or fall off a cliff, from here on.
Take note of what the guilty post about repeatedly but vaguely. They know what they did. They were there. Framing consequences and responsibility as evil concepts. Framing the need for accountability as revenge. Distorting reality, because the facts don't suit their distorted reality. Fantasyland.
I'd noticed that Brand was posting a lot of stuff about his new found faith and the importance of forgiveness and redemption.... and thus was expecting this
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Russell Brand charged with new rape and sexual assault offences
Russell Brand will appear in court on 20 January 2026 over the new charges.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 23, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Take note of what the guilty post about repeatedly but vaguely. They know what they did. They were there. Framing consequences and responsibility as evil concepts. Framing the need for accountability as revenge. Distorting reality, because the facts don't suit their distorted reality. Fantasyland.
Lies are boring.
December 23, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Lies are boring.
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Never clicked on an article so fast
December 23, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Never clicked on an article so fast
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DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
December 23, 2025 at 6:03 AM
DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
Long overdue. Low effort AI bullshit reclaimed meat trying to leech money off people. Shut it down. deadline.com/2025/12/yout...
YouTube Shuts Down Channels Using AI To Create Fake Movie Trailers Watched By Millions
YouTube has terminated two prominent channels, Screen Culture and KH Studio, using artificial intelligence to create fake movie trailers.
deadline.com
December 23, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Long overdue. Low effort AI bullshit reclaimed meat trying to leech money off people. Shut it down. deadline.com/2025/12/yout...
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The fucking kitchen roll, man.... 😂😂
December 23, 2025 at 1:29 PM
The fucking kitchen roll, man.... 😂😂
"Labour inherited destitute, austerity-stricken public services that voters expected to be healed overnight by a “change” government, despite a stagnant economy, deep debt, unfunded policies and an empty Treasury." www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Let me tell you the good things the government has done in 2025 – because it certainly won’t | Polly Toynbee
It’s all there: more apprenticeships, more rights for workers and renters – and most of all, a focus on children. What a shame Labour wavers about saying so, says Guardian columnist Polly Toynbee
www.theguardian.com
December 23, 2025 at 1:51 PM
"Labour inherited destitute, austerity-stricken public services that voters expected to be healed overnight by a “change” government, despite a stagnant economy, deep debt, unfunded policies and an empty Treasury." www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home... : as I have said before, there is often a huge gap between what we know and what we can prove.
David Walliams’s dark side and the warning that claims were ‘tip of the iceberg’
After he was dropped as a judge from ‘Britain’s Got talent’ three years ago there were warnings that there was more to come. What is most interesting is that so many have stood by the comedian for so ...
www.independent.co.uk
December 23, 2025 at 1:05 PM
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home... : as I have said before, there is often a huge gap between what we know and what we can prove.
I totally missed this. George Michael does Ian Brown's "F.E.A.R." in Manchester 2012. Oh, for a soundboard recording of this performance! www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R5B...
George Michael - F.E.A.R.- M.E.N. Arena Manchester HD Dolby Digital.m2ts
YouTube video by DrPhiber
www.youtube.com
December 23, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I totally missed this. George Michael does Ian Brown's "F.E.A.R." in Manchester 2012. Oh, for a soundboard recording of this performance! www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R5B...
X is a Nazi Bar. Drink somewhere else.
Honestly sick of people telling me they "have to" stay on X "for the reach."
"It's where the people I need to reach are." No, it's not. You can bring them here.
"The people I want to follow are there." You can bring them here too.
Lots of other people have. You can too.
"It's where the people I need to reach are." No, it's not. You can bring them here.
"The people I want to follow are there." You can bring them here too.
Lots of other people have. You can too.
This has always been a Bluesky-first campaign. But as of today, we will no longer be using Twitter. At all.
And I'm calling on other candidates to follow suit.
And I'm calling on other candidates to follow suit.
December 23, 2025 at 1:15 AM
X is a Nazi Bar. Drink somewhere else.
I never eat apples. Therefore I cannot be the bad guy in a movie or a TV show.
December 23, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I never eat apples. Therefore I cannot be the bad guy in a movie or a TV show.
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man’s like “fuck that, i’m taking y’all down with me” & tbh, let’s fuckin go
December 22, 2025 at 11:58 PM
man’s like “fuck that, i’m taking y’all down with me” & tbh, let’s fuckin go
www.youtube.com/watch?v=75Vz... : It's been a long and very busy couple of weeks. Now I'm in the mood to talk rubbish, so have a journey through a selection of a 7", an LP/12", a BluRay, a DVD, a book, and a CD! 22 December 2025.
MARK'S NOTCAST Ep 475 : Random Records! 22 December 2025.
YouTube video by Mark Reed
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December 22, 2025 at 10:19 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=75Vz... : It's been a long and very busy couple of weeks. Now I'm in the mood to talk rubbish, so have a journey through a selection of a 7", an LP/12", a BluRay, a DVD, a book, and a CD! 22 December 2025.
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If this doesn't motivate you to vote in the Midterms, nothing will.
December 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
If this doesn't motivate you to vote in the Midterms, nothing will.
It was voted 5th best Trek movie at a Trekkers convention about 20 years ago, so that seals it for me.
Abso-fuckin'-lutely right. GALAXY QUEST is one of the best STAR TREK movies ever.
Galaxy Quest is one of my fav Star Trek movies.
December 22, 2025 at 7:49 PM
It was voted 5th best Trek movie at a Trekkers convention about 20 years ago, so that seals it for me.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... : the more that comes out, the less any Non-Disclosure Agreement matters.
Post Office had deal with Fujitsu to fix Horizon errors 19 years ago
The emergence of a document contradicts claims made by the Post Office over bugs in its IT system during criminal prosecutions.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 22, 2025 at 7:13 PM
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... : the more that comes out, the less any Non-Disclosure Agreement matters.
"Righteous rage is not anger, but an act of self-respect at not being respected by others."
December 22, 2025 at 6:25 PM
"Righteous rage is not anger, but an act of self-respect at not being respected by others."
The Cure, Seattle Paramount, 23 October 1984
December 22, 2025 at 6:11 PM
The Cure, Seattle Paramount, 23 October 1984