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I am Desereé

@iamdeseree.bsky.social

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Cute, with my cute hubs and my cute kids and my cute pets trying to live a cute life before it all burns down 🔥

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Dr Abeba Birhane @abeba.bsky.social · 17h

dear US friends, when a sitting president (re)builds the seat of government, it almost always means the president has no intention of leaving at the end of term. your African friends with decades of experience

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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 3h

Tom is in love with Toby. GBBO.

I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 4h

Stop talking about your head!

I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 4h

Omg just said the same thing at the same time as Paul Hollywood! It was thrilling! But what does it mean??

I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 4h

Never go full puff. GBBO

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John Guzlowski @jzguzlowski.bsky.social · 17h

Don’t read this poem.

It’s not a poem,
Not anything really.

Just a sign
In the middle of the road
That says keep on moving.

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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 4h

The dog is stressing me out. Chill out dude.

I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 6h

Waiting to get my box of board games back, my preferred method of play with the kids. Rolling on the floor is not where it’s at.

I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 3d

Tv concept 70 years from now: true Trump stories (like the time he mimicked a disabled person, or the time he destroyed a historic building as an all too literal analogy for the current state of his presidency) with laugh tracks. It would be like Veep but true!

I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 3d

My design style right now: upscale boho mid-mod

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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 3d

The White House is asking people not to share pictures of the East Wing because it’s even worse today.

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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 3d

My earth

I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 4d

Do you think referees practice in the mirror or something? Do they do a mic check before the game starts?? Do they also hate the sound of their own voice???

I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 4d

What’s Lumen Field named after? Isn’t that the Severance company??

I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 4d

The little flick of the eye from the trainer on the sideline as he knows he’s being put on live air.

I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 4d

I never really thought about have they have to do that.

Sam’s Alt, man @mozzius.dev · 4d

we need one of these but for posting

I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 4d

Less money on outside activities, more money on jeef.

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Ann Aguirre @annaguirre.bsky.social · 4d

No image has ever spoken so succinctly about the current situation in the US.

The white house, a gaping wound in the east wing. It looks like a ruin or a mound of garbage

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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 4d

“He’s been high a lot in this game” - funny football phrase

I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 4d

Not wanting to reach the remote is a new Monday Night low.

I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 4d

Will my daughter hear me if I yell from the couch? Oh, she did.

I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 4d

Accidentally had my flash go off at the first cool show I’ve been to since hitting 40. That was a very humbling experience.

I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 4d

Still learning Bluesky like a newb. Are newbs a thing anymore?

I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 4d

why are people so jazzed sometimes about wearing uncomfortable clothes outside our house? Sometimes the hubs and I will go on a date, I will wear a highly uncomfortable outfit and full makeup, turn around 2.5 hours later to take it all off in relief.