Derek ✨
@iamderekh.bsky.social
Twitter Refugee: Just your typical gay, slightly obsessed with Beyoncé, politics, animals and lifting heavy shit 🏋🏻♂️✨ KHive ✨Throuple, Pan, He/Him/His, NSFW
Alexa is officially unplugged from my house, cunty little bitch.
November 29, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Alexa is officially unplugged from my house, cunty little bitch.
So this is the first Christmas in our adult lives where all three of us in our relationship have adult jobs, graduated school etc.
Tell me while we went to go look at nice Christmas decor and it was ALL SO EXPENSIVE and CHEAP looking.
What do you mean those light up gift boxes are $300?!?
Tell me while we went to go look at nice Christmas decor and it was ALL SO EXPENSIVE and CHEAP looking.
What do you mean those light up gift boxes are $300?!?
November 27, 2025 at 4:43 AM
So this is the first Christmas in our adult lives where all three of us in our relationship have adult jobs, graduated school etc.
Tell me while we went to go look at nice Christmas decor and it was ALL SO EXPENSIVE and CHEAP looking.
What do you mean those light up gift boxes are $300?!?
Tell me while we went to go look at nice Christmas decor and it was ALL SO EXPENSIVE and CHEAP looking.
What do you mean those light up gift boxes are $300?!?
I am going to need all these families and people to stop scheduling their thanksgiving at the exact same time and expecting us to make appearances at all of them because good lord.
November 27, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I am going to need all these families and people to stop scheduling their thanksgiving at the exact same time and expecting us to make appearances at all of them because good lord.
The way I am about to throw away all the Alexa’s in my house after this last update - they literally suck.
November 26, 2025 at 9:52 PM
The way I am about to throw away all the Alexa’s in my house after this last update - they literally suck.
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White party tonight 🥂
November 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
White party tonight 🥂
I need him like I need oxygen honestly. 🫣
November 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I need him like I need oxygen honestly. 🫣
Taking my ADHD meds with my cold brew was a fun choice today 😂
November 26, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Taking my ADHD meds with my cold brew was a fun choice today 😂
Seeing new reports that @aftynbehn.bsky.social is within 2-4 points of flipping a Trump +22 district, just WILD! If yall know ANYONE in the TN 7th, PLEASE GET THEM TO VOTE!
November 26, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Seeing new reports that @aftynbehn.bsky.social is within 2-4 points of flipping a Trump +22 district, just WILD! If yall know ANYONE in the TN 7th, PLEASE GET THEM TO VOTE!
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no good hole goes unpunished or whatever Elphaba said
November 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
no good hole goes unpunished or whatever Elphaba said
LMFAOOOO I just saw the video of Rumi telling Bey “I don’t want to go to the car!” And Bey’s pause, her face, the audacity she was faced with fuckin took me out 😂😂 for a second she looked like she was gonna snatch Rumi up 💀😂
November 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
LMFAOOOO I just saw the video of Rumi telling Bey “I don’t want to go to the car!” And Bey’s pause, her face, the audacity she was faced with fuckin took me out 😂😂 for a second she looked like she was gonna snatch Rumi up 💀😂
There’s not enough characters to put into words how absolutely incredible and jaw dropping this musical was. I didn’t even know it was a musical prior to today. Currently wrestling with if this will replace my number one favorite of Hamilton. #TheOutsiders #StayGolden
November 24, 2025 at 2:13 AM
There’s not enough characters to put into words how absolutely incredible and jaw dropping this musical was. I didn’t even know it was a musical prior to today. Currently wrestling with if this will replace my number one favorite of Hamilton. #TheOutsiders #StayGolden
Thickyoncé stays my favorite Yoncé.
Mama is EATIN and enjoying her time off 😮💨😮💨😮💨
Mama is EATIN and enjoying her time off 😮💨😮💨😮💨
November 23, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Thickyoncé stays my favorite Yoncé.
Mama is EATIN and enjoying her time off 😮💨😮💨😮💨
Mama is EATIN and enjoying her time off 😮💨😮💨😮💨
At intermission for “The Outsiders” musical and this is genuinely one of the best shows I have ever seen.
November 23, 2025 at 8:44 PM
At intermission for “The Outsiders” musical and this is genuinely one of the best shows I have ever seen.
As the night went on, I stayed away from the idiot but did overhear him talking about selling his girlfriend’s food stamps to pay for his pot.
But remind me again how it’s the immigrants committing social service fraud?
But remind me again how it’s the immigrants committing social service fraud?
I am at my redneck families thanksgiving, there’s a guy I’ve never seen before with a “We are all Charlie Kirk” shirt and it took everything in my not to say “well I am alive sooooo”. 🫣
November 23, 2025 at 4:43 PM
As the night went on, I stayed away from the idiot but did overhear him talking about selling his girlfriend’s food stamps to pay for his pot.
But remind me again how it’s the immigrants committing social service fraud?
But remind me again how it’s the immigrants committing social service fraud?
I am at my redneck families thanksgiving, there’s a guy I’ve never seen before with a “We are all Charlie Kirk” shirt and it took everything in my not to say “well I am alive sooooo”. 🫣
November 22, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I am at my redneck families thanksgiving, there’s a guy I’ve never seen before with a “We are all Charlie Kirk” shirt and it took everything in my not to say “well I am alive sooooo”. 🫣
You know what damn sure wasn’t on my 2025 Bingo Card??? MTG RESIGNING.
www.cbsnews.com/news/marjori...
www.cbsnews.com/news/marjori...
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress
Republican Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia announced on X Friday she will resign from Congress early next year, after a weekslong falling-out with President Trump and much of her party.
www.cbsnews.com
November 22, 2025 at 2:09 AM
You know what damn sure wasn’t on my 2025 Bingo Card??? MTG RESIGNING.
www.cbsnews.com/news/marjori...
www.cbsnews.com/news/marjori...
Needing to learn how to put better boundaries and stop saying yes to literally everything cause ya boy is about to crash out. I feel like I’m running myself into the ground with work and trying to always be the friend that helps everyone. 🥴
November 21, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Needing to learn how to put better boundaries and stop saying yes to literally everything cause ya boy is about to crash out. I feel like I’m running myself into the ground with work and trying to always be the friend that helps everyone. 🥴
Cali friends, thoughts on Swalwell jumping into the Gov race? 👀
November 21, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Cali friends, thoughts on Swalwell jumping into the Gov race? 👀
“No Place Like Home” really hits hard in today’s current version of America for me 🥲
November 21, 2025 at 4:41 PM
“No Place Like Home” really hits hard in today’s current version of America for me 🥲
Dont mind me, just back at work after an intense chest pump workout 🤭
November 19, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Dont mind me, just back at work after an intense chest pump workout 🤭
A very good start to a long legal process. This isn’t the end of the road though and ultimately we will see where it ends up.
BREAKING: Judge blocks new Texas congressional map favoring GOP
Judge blocks new Texas congressional map favoring GOP
The Republican-controlled state is expected to appeal.
www.axios.com
November 18, 2025 at 7:01 PM
A very good start to a long legal process. This isn’t the end of the road though and ultimately we will see where it ends up.
Hi yes I need the wicked for good soundtrack injected into my veins k thanks
November 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Hi yes I need the wicked for good soundtrack injected into my veins k thanks
It’s been a rough snatch day today 😵💫🥴
November 18, 2025 at 12:40 PM
It’s been a rough snatch day today 😵💫🥴
Cried. Cried. And cried some more. So good. 😭💚💖
November 18, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Cried. Cried. And cried some more. So good. 😭💚💖
It’s timeeeeee! #WickedForGood
a witch and a fairy are standing next to each other in a painting
ALT: a witch and a fairy are standing next to each other in a painting
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November 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
It’s timeeeeee! #WickedForGood