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HWGT9 @hwgt9.bsky.social · 1h

Putting the step-ladder in the trunk so Portnoy can climb into my Nissan Rogue easier when I pick him up to get him out of town

treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 1h

I'm ferrying four families of billionaires out of NYC right now in a Durango, we are headed to Austin

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HWGT9 @hwgt9.bsky.social · 1h

Cuom-over.

Tomorrow I’m starting my new job writing for Carson in 1977.

jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 2h

lol. lmao.

HWGT9 @hwgt9.bsky.social · 2h

Hologram will.i.am was the Silver Surfer for this happening

CNN @cnn.com · 2h

Follow Election Night developments with real-time political and cultural analysis from Charlamagne Tha God, Ben Shapiro and more.

Watch CNN's Election Livecast starting at 8:30p ET at CNN.com/watch

HWGT9 @hwgt9.bsky.social · 2h

Gwarsh

Charles GetCovered-ba ✡️ @charlesgaba.com · 3h

WHOA. Via @decisiondeskhq.bsky.social, it looks like Democrats just flipped BOTH *statewide* Public Service Commissioner seats in Georgia.

That seems...significant.

GA PSC 2 Dem Alicia Johnson projected to win by Decision Desk

GA PSC 3 Dem Peter Hubbard projected to win by Decision Desk

HWGT9 @hwgt9.bsky.social · 4h

you weren’t wrong though

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HWGT9 @hwgt9.bsky.social · 4h

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HWGT9 @hwgt9.bsky.social · 4h

Good episode and in case you aren’t a subscriber, the main takeaway is this: Saban to Auburn?

Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 1d

Full episode is up for anyone signed up at phantomisland.show but be warned: Godfrey does NOT light Hugh Freeze on fire (in part because there’s nothing left to burn)

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HWGT9 @hwgt9.bsky.social · 6h

Hey @fetterman.senate.gov you going to let this happen to one of your constituents???

HWGT9 @hwgt9.bsky.social · 6h

I understand that “Munchkin” might be a non-preferred nomenclature at this point, but this hardly seems more respectful.

HWGT9 @hwgt9.bsky.social · 10h

it was such a delightful surprise to see these on the ballot today and vote against them!

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HWGT9 @hwgt9.bsky.social · 11h

I didn’t even know until I got in the ballot booth that I’d get to vote against new homestead exemptions for seniors. What a thrilling day!

HWGT9 @hwgt9.bsky.social · 11h

One more on the board for Zohran

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HWGT9 @hwgt9.bsky.social · 12h

I bet Trump loves it when people talk to him that way. It’s like getting a little surprise in every sentence.

HWGT9 @hwgt9.bsky.social · 14h

Dick Cheney has received the revelation of God’s last true prophet, who walks among us (it’s Haynes King).

HWGT9 @hwgt9.bsky.social · 1d

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HWGT9 @hwgt9.bsky.social · 1d

fantastic thanks!

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HWGT9 @hwgt9.bsky.social · 1d

This but with a French dip

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HWGT9 @hwgt9.bsky.social · 1d

I am Groot (Yellow)

HWGT9 @hwgt9.bsky.social · 1d

They aren’t *your* funds to “contribute,” shitstain.

Yonah Freemark @yonahfreemark.com · 1d

Remember when Obama cancelled funds for NJ after Christie won governorship in 2009? Or when Biden cancelled funds for VA after Youngkin won in 2021?

You can’t remember that, because those things never happened.

What Trump threatens—cancelling funds because of election results—is unprecedented.

Trump threatens to stop “contributing federal funds” to NYC if Mamdani wins.

HWGT9 @hwgt9.bsky.social · 1d

Oh so you need to detox then, I understand

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HWGT9 @hwgt9.bsky.social · 1d

@stevengodfrey.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social Will we be getting a Phantom Island non-emergency pod about the Braves’ hire? A/k/a is Walt Weiss another uninspiring Raheem-like retread choice?

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HWGT9 @hwgt9.bsky.social · 1d

also Silwa is on the ballot twice too, dumbass

HWGT9 @hwgt9.bsky.social · 1d

Fusion ticket voting, loved and used repeatedly by the NY Conservative Party and the Buckley family, is a long con to get Zohran elected

K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 1d

these people are just pathologically stupid

@SethGRosenberg
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My experience voting in NYC:

1. No ID required
2. Zohran on the ballot twice in the top row
3. Eric Adams, who dropped out to avoid splitting the vote, still on the ballot
4. Cuomo in the bottom right corner, 2nd row

@fresco_inferno
in ny state multiple parties can endorse same candidate, which is why a candidate can appear twice. only one registered party that appears

@SethGRosenberg
A logical system would be you vote for a person + party, so all votes for Zohran #2 would go towards the 2nd party

I asked, and of course, if you vote for Zohran #1 or Zohran #2, they're added together for the Democrats

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HWGT9 @hwgt9.bsky.social · 1d

Amish pet mill

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HWGT9 @hwgt9.bsky.social · 2d

Can I just shock you? The latest Jurassic Park movie is kind of good.