Sit Down, Be Humboldt
@humboldtwearsdiapers.com
he/they - 30 - nh - boerboel (south african mastiff) - ab/dl - furry - pup - author - 18+ only - nsfw for nudity and lewdity
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Just did a bulk refollow of my fellow migrants from The Bad Site ™️, so allow me to reintroduce myself!
-Humboldt, aka Hummer (he/they)
-Boerboel (South African Mastiff, aka a big gross dog)
-Born and raised in the 603 (NH)
-OBSESSED with diapers for as long as I can remember
-Humboldt, aka Hummer (he/they)
-Boerboel (South African Mastiff, aka a big gross dog)
-Born and raised in the 603 (NH)
-OBSESSED with diapers for as long as I can remember
Pooping in the bathroom is easy, I don't see what all the fuss is about...🤔
Off work and set for a lazy, snowed-in #TMITuesday! Ask me anything y'all 💙
Off work and set for a lazy, snowed-in #TMITuesday! Ask me anything y'all 💙
February 3, 2026 at 3:38 PM
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Very babyish ways to let your overgrown toddler make their sticky messes.
🚼 Into a baby wipe on the changing table.
🐻 Into a mushy diaper and humping a big stuffy
🦵 While receiving knee bouncies in front of Daddy's friends
😳 Spontaneously, a sticky accident with no touching
#abdl #goodboyfics
🚼 Into a baby wipe on the changing table.
🐻 Into a mushy diaper and humping a big stuffy
🦵 While receiving knee bouncies in front of Daddy's friends
😳 Spontaneously, a sticky accident with no touching
#abdl #goodboyfics
January 27, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Very babyish ways to let your overgrown toddler make their sticky messes.
🚼 Into a baby wipe on the changing table.
🐻 Into a mushy diaper and humping a big stuffy
🦵 While receiving knee bouncies in front of Daddy's friends
😳 Spontaneously, a sticky accident with no touching
#abdl #goodboyfics
🚼 Into a baby wipe on the changing table.
🐻 Into a mushy diaper and humping a big stuffy
🦵 While receiving knee bouncies in front of Daddy's friends
😳 Spontaneously, a sticky accident with no touching
#abdl #goodboyfics
Pooping in the bathroom is easy, I don't see what all the fuss is about...🤔
Off work and set for a lazy, snowed-in #TMITuesday! Ask me anything y'all 💙
Off work and set for a lazy, snowed-in #TMITuesday! Ask me anything y'all 💙
January 27, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Pooping in the bathroom is easy, I don't see what all the fuss is about...🤔
Off work and set for a lazy, snowed-in #TMITuesday! Ask me anything y'all 💙
Off work and set for a lazy, snowed-in #TMITuesday! Ask me anything y'all 💙
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God when he created me with a (slightly) above average dick but wholly diapersexual.
January 16, 2026 at 1:36 AM
God when he created me with a (slightly) above average dick but wholly diapersexual.
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I have 7 days to earn 530$ to cover the taxes I’m behind on or the IRS will cancel my payment plan and ask for the full payment upon rescinding of said plan. Commissions listed here are still available for a 20% discount. Really could use some help and signal boosting guys.
January 16, 2026 at 1:19 AM
I have 7 days to earn 530$ to cover the taxes I’m behind on or the IRS will cancel my payment plan and ask for the full payment upon rescinding of said plan. Commissions listed here are still available for a 20% discount. Really could use some help and signal boosting guys.
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January 15, 2026 at 4:05 AM
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New gift! I'm such a spoiled kid I know 😇
Buuuut I was a good boy and waited for my partner to finish the drawing yesterday before I could cum to it 🥴
Buuuut I was a good boy and waited for my partner to finish the drawing yesterday before I could cum to it 🥴
January 8, 2026 at 3:30 PM
New gift! I'm such a spoiled kid I know 😇
Buuuut I was a good boy and waited for my partner to finish the drawing yesterday before I could cum to it 🥴
Buuuut I was a good boy and waited for my partner to finish the drawing yesterday before I could cum to it 🥴
(cw irl nub)
Sharing an AirBnb with a bunch of friends for NYE, so 12 of my closest friends are about 20 feet outside the door while I'm tryna change as quickly and quietly as possible 🙊
Sharing an AirBnb with a bunch of friends for NYE, so 12 of my closest friends are about 20 feet outside the door while I'm tryna change as quickly and quietly as possible 🙊
January 1, 2026 at 3:34 AM
(cw irl nub)
Sharing an AirBnb with a bunch of friends for NYE, so 12 of my closest friends are about 20 feet outside the door while I'm tryna change as quickly and quietly as possible 🙊
Sharing an AirBnb with a bunch of friends for NYE, so 12 of my closest friends are about 20 feet outside the door while I'm tryna change as quickly and quietly as possible 🙊
December 30, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Can't even be trusted to do chores without making it naughty 😈
December 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Can't even be trusted to do chores without making it naughty 😈
Update: he pulled up to the designated spot wearing a BARNEY T-SHIRT
And his girlfriend was in the car with him lmaooo
And his girlfriend was in the car with him lmaooo
>Scrolling thru FB Marketplace
>Someone local is selling Forsites and Fluffy Flys by the pack
>Recognize seller's name as someone I went to high school with
>Fit-looking metalhead who was friends with all the queer art kids in the grade below mine
>Check his profile
>Someone local is selling Forsites and Fluffy Flys by the pack
>Recognize seller's name as someone I went to high school with
>Fit-looking metalhead who was friends with all the queer art kids in the grade below mine
>Check his profile
December 28, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Update: he pulled up to the designated spot wearing a BARNEY T-SHIRT
And his girlfriend was in the car with him lmaooo
And his girlfriend was in the car with him lmaooo
My parents are preparing to move houses, so as part of our Christmas presents, they gave me and my siblings "nostalgia bags" - lots of little trinkets, clothing, photos, etc. from our childhoods...
...and these 😳
...and these 😳
December 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
My parents are preparing to move houses, so as part of our Christmas presents, they gave me and my siblings "nostalgia bags" - lots of little trinkets, clothing, photos, etc. from our childhoods...
...and these 😳
...and these 😳
"Autism mom" social media discourse, but it's about me
"Should we give up trying to potty-train him for school? We've tried moving to pull-ups, but he seems content to totally fill them and sit around in it for hours, and never asks to be changed! Anyone else dealing with this?"
"Should we give up trying to potty-train him for school? We've tried moving to pull-ups, but he seems content to totally fill them and sit around in it for hours, and never asks to be changed! Anyone else dealing with this?"
December 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM
"Autism mom" social media discourse, but it's about me
"Should we give up trying to potty-train him for school? We've tried moving to pull-ups, but he seems content to totally fill them and sit around in it for hours, and never asks to be changed! Anyone else dealing with this?"
"Should we give up trying to potty-train him for school? We've tried moving to pull-ups, but he seems content to totally fill them and sit around in it for hours, and never asks to be changed! Anyone else dealing with this?"
At least once a week I think about this a PERFECTLY NORMAL amount
December 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
At least once a week I think about this a PERFECTLY NORMAL amount
Husband, trying to wrap presents: Why does our son (cat) always need to sit on paper?
Me: He has the crinkle texture autism
Husband: He must get that from you
Me: *reaches under shorts and squeezes diaper* nuh-uh 🙈
Me: He has the crinkle texture autism
Husband: He must get that from you
Me: *reaches under shorts and squeezes diaper* nuh-uh 🙈
December 24, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Husband, trying to wrap presents: Why does our son (cat) always need to sit on paper?
Me: He has the crinkle texture autism
Husband: He must get that from you
Me: *reaches under shorts and squeezes diaper* nuh-uh 🙈
Me: He has the crinkle texture autism
Husband: He must get that from you
Me: *reaches under shorts and squeezes diaper* nuh-uh 🙈
>Scrolling thru FB Marketplace
>Someone local is selling Forsites and Fluffy Flys by the pack
>Recognize seller's name as someone I went to high school with
>Fit-looking metalhead who was friends with all the queer art kids in the grade below mine
>Check his profile
>Someone local is selling Forsites and Fluffy Flys by the pack
>Recognize seller's name as someone I went to high school with
>Fit-looking metalhead who was friends with all the queer art kids in the grade below mine
>Check his profile
December 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
>Scrolling thru FB Marketplace
>Someone local is selling Forsites and Fluffy Flys by the pack
>Recognize seller's name as someone I went to high school with
>Fit-looking metalhead who was friends with all the queer art kids in the grade below mine
>Check his profile
>Someone local is selling Forsites and Fluffy Flys by the pack
>Recognize seller's name as someone I went to high school with
>Fit-looking metalhead who was friends with all the queer art kids in the grade below mine
>Check his profile
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#TMITuesday
Other than my bedroom, the most common place for me to change my diaper is...
☠️THE MORGUE☠️
(It's got the single restroom closest to my department at work lmao)
Wanna know more? Ask me anything!
Other than my bedroom, the most common place for me to change my diaper is...
☠️THE MORGUE☠️
(It's got the single restroom closest to my department at work lmao)
Wanna know more? Ask me anything!
December 16, 2025 at 4:40 PM
#TMITuesday
Other than my bedroom, the most common place for me to change my diaper is...
☠️THE MORGUE☠️
(It's got the single restroom closest to my department at work lmao)
Wanna know more? Ask me anything!
Other than my bedroom, the most common place for me to change my diaper is...
☠️THE MORGUE☠️
(It's got the single restroom closest to my department at work lmao)
Wanna know more? Ask me anything!
#TMITuesday
Other than my bedroom, the most common place for me to change my diaper is...
☠️THE MORGUE☠️
(It's got the single restroom closest to my department at work lmao)
Wanna know more? Ask me anything!
Other than my bedroom, the most common place for me to change my diaper is...
☠️THE MORGUE☠️
(It's got the single restroom closest to my department at work lmao)
Wanna know more? Ask me anything!
December 16, 2025 at 4:40 PM
#TMITuesday
Other than my bedroom, the most common place for me to change my diaper is...
☠️THE MORGUE☠️
(It's got the single restroom closest to my department at work lmao)
Wanna know more? Ask me anything!
Other than my bedroom, the most common place for me to change my diaper is...
☠️THE MORGUE☠️
(It's got the single restroom closest to my department at work lmao)
Wanna know more? Ask me anything!
Pacifiers are so sigma-coded bro, I mean a real man doesn't need to say anything, stoic AF, in my binky era 💯
December 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Pacifiers are so sigma-coded bro, I mean a real man doesn't need to say anything, stoic AF, in my binky era 💯
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Mmmm...you're such a naughty boy. Making such a mess in your diapers just so Daddy would have an excuse to play with his favorite toy!
November 2, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Mmmm...you're such a naughty boy. Making such a mess in your diapers just so Daddy would have an excuse to play with his favorite toy!
Tonight's plans:
-Get spanked until I cry
-Drink THC-formula bottle until I babble
-Be cradled and cooed at until I fall asleep
-Get spanked until I cry
-Drink THC-formula bottle until I babble
-Be cradled and cooed at until I fall asleep
December 12, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Tonight's plans:
-Get spanked until I cry
-Drink THC-formula bottle until I babble
-Be cradled and cooed at until I fall asleep
-Get spanked until I cry
-Drink THC-formula bottle until I babble
-Be cradled and cooed at until I fall asleep
Apparently 2025 marks the true beginning of my BARNEY-BOY ERA 💜
December 6, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Apparently 2025 marks the true beginning of my BARNEY-BOY ERA 💜
Controversial PSA for "pushies" enjoyers:
You shouldn't be "pushing" at all!
Healthy pooping should consist of relaxing your pelvic floor and letting your colon's natural peristalsis move it all out on its own
If you're needing to bear down, hold your breath, and push - you need water and fiber!
You shouldn't be "pushing" at all!
Healthy pooping should consist of relaxing your pelvic floor and letting your colon's natural peristalsis move it all out on its own
If you're needing to bear down, hold your breath, and push - you need water and fiber!
December 6, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Controversial PSA for "pushies" enjoyers:
You shouldn't be "pushing" at all!
Healthy pooping should consist of relaxing your pelvic floor and letting your colon's natural peristalsis move it all out on its own
If you're needing to bear down, hold your breath, and push - you need water and fiber!
You shouldn't be "pushing" at all!
Healthy pooping should consist of relaxing your pelvic floor and letting your colon's natural peristalsis move it all out on its own
If you're needing to bear down, hold your breath, and push - you need water and fiber!
Having another "dark colors won't save you" day at the gym 😎
December 2, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Having another "dark colors won't save you" day at the gym 😎
This rhino is body goals. Gender goals. IDK just goals in general 🤩
Normally I don't post Comm sketches till they're approved but like.... exploding and screaming
November 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM
This rhino is body goals. Gender goals. IDK just goals in general 🤩