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h. p. heisler

@hpheisler.bsky.social

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dashing rogue, general purpose creative person & casual horse enjoyer. friends call me clove. 🐎 he/his 🎵 soundcloud.com/hpheisler 🎥 youtube.com/@hpheisler 🎨 hpheisler.com

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h. p. heisler @hpheisler.bsky.social · 5d

when hurricane season comes & goes again
honey i need to hear it straight
is there a reason that you still pretend
you're hurrying home through all this rain?

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HURRICANE SEASON - ft. Frimomen

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h. p. heisler @hpheisler.bsky.social · 5m

i did like seeing this though yes it had music playing. i was laughing so much i was worried someone was going to yell at me like they yelled at us at the bible museum for laughing too much.

h. p. heisler @hpheisler.bsky.social · 43m

i think the only people who should come here are freaks like us who love bad museums and theater children visiting new york with their families.

this exists to let theater children explain everything to their parents because the actual exhibits have too many walls of poorly laid out text.

h. p. heisler @hpheisler.bsky.social · 46m

jane krakowski's rollerskates from starlight express on loan from her personal collection are literally only interesting if you are a nerd who knows how funny that is, which means you also know how lame the collection is and that you also learned nothing from any of the exhibits. it's nuts.

h. p. heisler @hpheisler.bsky.social · 49m

what's so funny is that because it's not a very good museum, a lot of these items are placed without any context.

you will only care that that is specifically katrina lenk's costume from company if you... already knew that, and then are laughing at how crazy it is that her costume is all they have.

h. p. heisler @hpheisler.bsky.social · 51m

for the low price of like 50$ general admission or something nutty, you could see this completely random selection of shit they could get on loan.

h. p. heisler @hpheisler.bsky.social · 57m

my review of the museum of broadway and the way it made me feel inside concludes thusly.

h. p. heisler @hpheisler.bsky.social · 1h

it really did feel like the hobby lobby evangelical bible museum, though. i think for-profit museums might just be insanely funny as locations in general.

h. p. heisler @hpheisler.bsky.social · 1h

we went to the museum(?) of broadway today and i am struggling to explain how strange it was.

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h. p. heisler @hpheisler.bsky.social · 19h

okay time to go back home to boston and then on saturday i go to ireland and then i am not going to be home until december. i won't have my orson again in six and a half weeks. unbelievable.

you have forty five minutes to recommend things for me to listen to in the car.

h. p. heisler @hpheisler.bsky.social · 1d

the official tutorial is genuinely really good and straight forward.

h. p. heisler @hpheisler.bsky.social · 2d

you should play vrchat with your friends you'll get lost like you're going on a hike.

h. p. heisler @hpheisler.bsky.social · 2d

television...

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h. p. heisler @hpheisler.bsky.social · 2d

seeing the sights.

h. p. heisler @hpheisler.bsky.social · 2d

learning about nature.

h. p. heisler @hpheisler.bsky.social · 2d

life could be like a dream...

h. p. heisler @hpheisler.bsky.social · 2d

my friends and i are playing vrchat before i leave for a month. please name your favorite video game locations. and i will type them into search in vrchat. and you can take us on a little vacation. thank you.

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h. p. heisler @hpheisler.bsky.social · 2d

why does orson look like this.

h. p. heisler @hpheisler.bsky.social · 2d

this one was really awesome. trust us on this. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ginger%...

Ginger's Tale - Wikipedia

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h. p. heisler @hpheisler.bsky.social · 2d

a lot of them are actually available through american distributors with bad dubs but that is honestly kind of just nostalgic. it feels like watching anime as a child to have a bunch of gormless amateur voice actors deliver russian fairytale princess melodrama.

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h. p. heisler @hpheisler.bsky.social · 2d

i just think if you really loved animation you would be watching obscure non-english children's films with me and aliza. what they lack in budget or writers they make up for in spirit.

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h. p. heisler @hpheisler.bsky.social · 2d

i saw it through to the end and it was mid anyway. god bless us every one.

h. p. heisler @hpheisler.bsky.social · 3d

i am going to become #1 eggs at dog thrower in road to empress.

h. p. heisler @hpheisler.bsky.social · 3d

guess who already had a late start cooking dinner and didn't realize the recipe he was making had an hour and forty minute cook time and then accidentally turned the oven off and didn't realize until an hour and a half into that cook time. uh oh. whoopsies.

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h. p. heisler @hpheisler.bsky.social · 3d