h. p. heisler
@hpheisler.bsky.social
dashing rogue, general purpose creative person & casual horse enjoyer.
friends call me clove. 🐎
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h. p. heisler
@hpheisler.bsky.social
· Oct 10
HURRICANE SEASON - ft. Frimomen
YouTube video by h. p. heisler
youtu.be
when hurricane season comes & goes again
honey i need to hear it straight
is there a reason that you still pretend
you're hurrying home through all this rain?
youtu.be/48cx1jvVAq8?...
honey i need to hear it straight
is there a reason that you still pretend
you're hurrying home through all this rain?
youtu.be/48cx1jvVAq8?...
2.0 has genuinely tipped nikki over into awesome i like can't even pretend it's not my game of the year. what if a barbie movie indulged in all the scandal and murder and intrigue that kids love to imitate in adult media without american christian moral hand wringing making the writers cowardly.
November 30, 2025 at 2:00 PM
2.0 has genuinely tipped nikki over into awesome i like can't even pretend it's not my game of the year. what if a barbie movie indulged in all the scandal and murder and intrigue that kids love to imitate in adult media without american christian moral hand wringing making the writers cowardly.
am i more excited to see my friends and cat or more excited to play infinity nikki 2.0 update itzaland featuring idina menzel. well. they're related concepts.
kuna, kuna.
kuna, kuna.
November 30, 2025 at 1:43 PM
am i more excited to see my friends and cat or more excited to play infinity nikki 2.0 update itzaland featuring idina menzel. well. they're related concepts.
kuna, kuna.
kuna, kuna.
the good news is i get to drive eight hours home tomorrow and see my friends and my cat and my own bedsheets for the first time in six weeks. the bad news is. i have to drive right back in four weeks.
November 29, 2025 at 11:54 PM
the good news is i get to drive eight hours home tomorrow and see my friends and my cat and my own bedsheets for the first time in six weeks. the bad news is. i have to drive right back in four weeks.
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it’s getting away!
November 29, 2025 at 9:52 PM
it’s getting away!
in a situation where i am unexpectedly going to a funeral before i finish my holiday travel and my only black jacket on hand is a cape.
but the fabulous broad in question would've understood and found this situation just as funny. so, cheers to her.
but the fabulous broad in question would've understood and found this situation just as funny. so, cheers to her.
November 29, 2025 at 3:06 PM
in a situation where i am unexpectedly going to a funeral before i finish my holiday travel and my only black jacket on hand is a cape.
but the fabulous broad in question would've understood and found this situation just as funny. so, cheers to her.
but the fabulous broad in question would've understood and found this situation just as funny. so, cheers to her.
y'know we as a culture survived the acapella boom in the 2010s i think we can survive anything.
November 29, 2025 at 3:21 AM
y'know we as a culture survived the acapella boom in the 2010s i think we can survive anything.
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IMPORTANT UPDATE FOR SWIFTIES: Taylor has ceased to exist! She was but the embodiment of a dream had by the large whale daughter from SpongeBob, who is real! None of the other characters though just her!!
November 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
IMPORTANT UPDATE FOR SWIFTIES: Taylor has ceased to exist! She was but the embodiment of a dream had by the large whale daughter from SpongeBob, who is real! None of the other characters though just her!!
anyway my uncle is offering to give me his deerskins whenever he gets back from hunting trips so just like sorry in advance. i don't have a choice. the universe clearly wants me to start leatherworking.
November 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
anyway my uncle is offering to give me his deerskins whenever he gets back from hunting trips so just like sorry in advance. i don't have a choice. the universe clearly wants me to start leatherworking.
are you prepared? youtu.be/p4z9bk02MkQ?...
Prepare for the F/M Swap
YouTube video by mtainfo
youtu.be
November 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
are you prepared? youtu.be/p4z9bk02MkQ?...
unfortunately if you leave me alone for too long i always think about jessie j is secretly one of the greatest vocalists alive and no one in the world appreciated this fact until she went on chinese reality television in 2018 to deliver a completely jawdropping run of performances.
November 27, 2025 at 8:50 PM
unfortunately if you leave me alone for too long i always think about jessie j is secretly one of the greatest vocalists alive and no one in the world appreciated this fact until she went on chinese reality television in 2018 to deliver a completely jawdropping run of performances.
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also i have been devouring drafting tutorials lately and these are the very best ones in the entire world. youtu.be/LBdhwh_Lxcw?...
From 2D to 3D: Dressmaking Starts Here
YouTube video by みるようさい-見る洋裁
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
also i have been devouring drafting tutorials lately and these are the very best ones in the entire world. youtu.be/LBdhwh_Lxcw?...
i went to tailoring school becuase every day instagram flogs me with advertisements for beautifully stupid clothing made out of unlined unfused polyester and i can't let them keep giving me false visions of paradise. do you understand.
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
i went to tailoring school becuase every day instagram flogs me with advertisements for beautifully stupid clothing made out of unlined unfused polyester and i can't let them keep giving me false visions of paradise. do you understand.
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i still don't know how a cat as shockingly beautiful as orson ended up at a petsmart. i know i am fighting the domestic shorthair coping but you put him next to any other cat and you go, well, he's definitely foreign. he's definitely not from the european cat catalogue. his legs are too long.
November 26, 2025 at 2:11 PM
i still don't know how a cat as shockingly beautiful as orson ended up at a petsmart. i know i am fighting the domestic shorthair coping but you put him next to any other cat and you go, well, he's definitely foreign. he's definitely not from the european cat catalogue. his legs are too long.
looking at pictures of black servals and realizing that my son like evolved from something or whatever. ew.
November 26, 2025 at 1:52 PM
looking at pictures of black servals and realizing that my son like evolved from something or whatever. ew.
the past few weeks we have been drip feeding ourselves with tantei opera milky holmes and i cannot without a thousand asterisks recommend it but it has made me laugh to the point of tears so often. it's just so scary. a lot happens. 2010 was a different time.
November 26, 2025 at 12:59 AM
the past few weeks we have been drip feeding ourselves with tantei opera milky holmes and i cannot without a thousand asterisks recommend it but it has made me laugh to the point of tears so often. it's just so scary. a lot happens. 2010 was a different time.
anyway being home is funny because i will see things around the house and go dang these are cool pieces of art where did my parents buy these and then i remember i made them and forgot becuase my brain forgets that i made things the second i finish them and cannot recognize them without effort.
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
anyway being home is funny because i will see things around the house and go dang these are cool pieces of art where did my parents buy these and then i remember i made them and forgot becuase my brain forgets that i made things the second i finish them and cannot recognize them without effort.
it's literally a land.
November 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
it's literally a land.
infinity nikki has been the funniest video game ever made for a whole year and you don't understand how much it being a land is the funniest punchline to all of it. we can't get over it.
nikki, i think it's a land!
i think so too, momo... it's a land!
nikki, i think it's a land!
i think so too, momo... it's a land!
November 25, 2025 at 3:33 PM
infinity nikki has been the funniest video game ever made for a whole year and you don't understand how much it being a land is the funniest punchline to all of it. we can't get over it.
nikki, i think it's a land!
i think so too, momo... it's a land!
nikki, i think it's a land!
i think so too, momo... it's a land!
wake up babe, idina menzel sang the infinity nikki version 2.0 theme the journey begins kuna itzaland. i feel drunk. what is happening. it's a land.
youtu.be/AkiLGS9h9Xc?...
youtu.be/AkiLGS9h9Xc?...
♾️Infinity Nikki Version 2.0: The Journey Begins | KUNA! Itzaland!
YouTube video by Infinity Nikki
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 3:29 PM
wake up babe, idina menzel sang the infinity nikki version 2.0 theme the journey begins kuna itzaland. i feel drunk. what is happening. it's a land.
youtu.be/AkiLGS9h9Xc?...
youtu.be/AkiLGS9h9Xc?...
if my confidence seems delusional please know i have access to a bunch or drafting manuals, know how to professionally take measurements, a can do attitude, and was told explicitly by my tailoring instructor to just start drafting and making things even if i think i can't do it. it's the only way.
November 25, 2025 at 2:59 PM
if my confidence seems delusional please know i have access to a bunch or drafting manuals, know how to professionally take measurements, a can do attitude, and was told explicitly by my tailoring instructor to just start drafting and making things even if i think i can't do it. it's the only way.
even if i don't end up making a single thing, this game of getting your friends together and designing dream clothing for each other is so unbelievably fun in a teenager way and i really recommend it for your next slumber party.
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 PM
even if i don't end up making a single thing, this game of getting your friends together and designing dream clothing for each other is so unbelievably fun in a teenager way and i really recommend it for your next slumber party.
my sketchbook hqs 100% devolved into this by the way it's kind of liberating to have permission to only think about clothes and what seam placement would make my butt look best.
November 25, 2025 at 2:48 PM
my sketchbook hqs 100% devolved into this by the way it's kind of liberating to have permission to only think about clothes and what seam placement would make my butt look best.
i have a question for everyone. in what order, from left to right, do you think the silverware drawer should be arranged?
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
i have a question for everyone. in what order, from left to right, do you think the silverware drawer should be arranged?