Milwaukee's DrAwkward
@hotshotrobot.bsky.social
IfIHadAHiFi and Body Futures drummer/vocalist guy. He/him. Skeeting about loud music, pro wrestling, and whatever I feel like. If you are anti-trans you aren't my friend.
IfIHadAHiFi EP PAWS IN THE BACON GREASE now available:
IfIHadAHiFi.bandcamp.com
IfIHadAHiFi EP PAWS IN THE BACON GREASE now available:
IfIHadAHiFi.bandcamp.com
Assuming all the speculation is correct and he is in cognitive decline, they'll try to keep him going through January 2027, so Vance can still run for two terms (which he won't win because absolutely no one, R or D, likes him in the least)
Couple of things here:
1. Trump says he took another cognitive test recently
2. In front of "large numbers of doctors and experts"
3. He called the examinations "long...and very boring"
4. If you're given 3 cognitive exams in one year by panels of doctors, something is VERY wrong with you
1. Trump says he took another cognitive test recently
2. In front of "large numbers of doctors and experts"
3. He called the examinations "long...and very boring"
4. If you're given 3 cognitive exams in one year by panels of doctors, something is VERY wrong with you
December 10, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Assuming all the speculation is correct and he is in cognitive decline, they'll try to keep him going through January 2027, so Vance can still run for two terms (which he won't win because absolutely no one, R or D, likes him in the least)
Took me an hour and twenty minutes to get from Brookfield to Cudahy and home from work tonight. Good job with the highways, Milwaukee
December 10, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Took me an hour and twenty minutes to get from Brookfield to Cudahy and home from work tonight. Good job with the highways, Milwaukee
Once again, in the parlance of Chris Jericho, we have MADE THE LIST
Milwaukee Record’s 15 favorite Milwaukee music videos of 2025
Standout Milwaukee music videos from Gold Steps, 414BigFrank, Bellends, Trapper Schoepp, more.
milwaukeerecord.com
December 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Once again, in the parlance of Chris Jericho, we have MADE THE LIST
I think "Ladd McConkey" is my favorite football name of 2025
December 9, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I think "Ladd McConkey" is my favorite football name of 2025
I have finally reached the age where professional football quarterbacks of a younger age look like fucking Pop Warner baby kiddos. I just saw Justin Herbert without his helmet for the first time and I said aloud "THAT'S Justin Herbert? Fuck me"
December 9, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I have finally reached the age where professional football quarterbacks of a younger age look like fucking Pop Warner baby kiddos. I just saw Justin Herbert without his helmet for the first time and I said aloud "THAT'S Justin Herbert? Fuck me"
Happy to have PAWS IN THE BACON GREASE by IfIHadAHiFi listed as one of Matt's favorite Milwaukee EPs of 2025!
Milwaukee Record’s favorite Milwaukee music of 2025
It was another one of those years: a year absolutely LOADED with great Milwaukee music.
milwaukeerecord.com
December 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Happy to have PAWS IN THE BACON GREASE by IfIHadAHiFi listed as one of Matt's favorite Milwaukee EPs of 2025!
Tr**p's buddy's baby boy launches hostile counterbid for WB, because corporate dipshits won't hesitate to cozy up to a fascist to gain more power
youtu.be/4z_auNb1an4?...
youtu.be/4z_auNb1an4?...
Lambrini Girls - Filthy Rich Nepo Baby (Official Video)
YouTube video by Lambrini Girls
youtu.be
December 8, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Tr**p's buddy's baby boy launches hostile counterbid for WB, because corporate dipshits won't hesitate to cozy up to a fascist to gain more power
youtu.be/4z_auNb1an4?...
youtu.be/4z_auNb1an4?...
The Green Bay Packers.
The Bears Still Suck!
YouTube video by Beatles101318
youtu.be
December 8, 2025 at 12:25 AM
The Green Bay Packers.
At the end of HiFi practice today I put all our current working song ideas on the white board just to see how many we are working on, including the two we just wrote today.
Eight.
Hahaha what the fuck we JUST put two EPs out -- we have EIGHT gestating songs? Fuck outta here
Eight.
Hahaha what the fuck we JUST put two EPs out -- we have EIGHT gestating songs? Fuck outta here
December 6, 2025 at 10:41 PM
At the end of HiFi practice today I put all our current working song ideas on the white board just to see how many we are working on, including the two we just wrote today.
Eight.
Hahaha what the fuck we JUST put two EPs out -- we have EIGHT gestating songs? Fuck outta here
Eight.
Hahaha what the fuck we JUST put two EPs out -- we have EIGHT gestating songs? Fuck outta here
I wrote lyrics for a HiFi jam called "Alexa, Show Me God" which is a song about how AI is gonna melt all our brains. I have been a little worried that since Alexa isn't technically AI, someone might be pedantic about it. But lo! Alexa+ has now been released! Suddenly I'm a prophet! Just like that!
December 6, 2025 at 6:25 AM
I wrote lyrics for a HiFi jam called "Alexa, Show Me God" which is a song about how AI is gonna melt all our brains. I have been a little worried that since Alexa isn't technically AI, someone might be pedantic about it. But lo! Alexa+ has now been released! Suddenly I'm a prophet! Just like that!
Please enjoy the traditional yearly photo of our Christmas tree topper.
December 6, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Please enjoy the traditional yearly photo of our Christmas tree topper.
Ok, fine. I like Viagra Boys now.
Latest record really clicks with me. I'm late to the party, sue me.
Latest record really clicks with me. I'm late to the party, sue me.
December 5, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Ok, fine. I like Viagra Boys now.
Latest record really clicks with me. I'm late to the party, sue me.
Latest record really clicks with me. I'm late to the party, sue me.
Reposted by Milwaukee's DrAwkward
FIFA awarding a peace prize is like John Gotti awarding a prize for ethics in business administration
November 6, 2025 at 3:53 PM
FIFA awarding a peace prize is like John Gotti awarding a prize for ethics in business administration
It's Bandcamp Friday. Buy from my bands if you want, but I'm not linking anything here because I'm already behind on shipping out a few orders and that number at the top of the Bandcamp home page is taunting me daily
December 5, 2025 at 5:51 PM
It's Bandcamp Friday. Buy from my bands if you want, but I'm not linking anything here because I'm already behind on shipping out a few orders and that number at the top of the Bandcamp home page is taunting me daily
NOT GREAT
Netflix has agreed to buy Warner Bros. in a deal worth $82.7 billion, a deal that would unite two of the biggest libraries in film and animation and reshape the streaming and, potentially, theatrical landscapes.
www.cartoonbrew.com/business/net...
www.cartoonbrew.com/business/net...
Netflix To Purchase Warner Bros. For $82.7 Billion
The acquisition positions Netflix to absorb a century of Warner Bros. film and animation history as industry consolidation accelerates.
www.cartoonbrew.com
December 5, 2025 at 1:29 PM
NOT GREAT
The number of people in the comments who don't get the joke is kind of distressing. But also funny?
December 5, 2025 at 12:45 AM
The number of people in the comments who don't get the joke is kind of distressing. But also funny?
BACK TO BLACK by Amy Winehouse is still a perfect fucking album, in case anyone was wondering
December 4, 2025 at 11:29 PM
BACK TO BLACK by Amy Winehouse is still a perfect fucking album, in case anyone was wondering
Fuck
December 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Fuck
This is so real
December 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
This is so real
Recent Milwaukee news has driven me to verbalize this hot take I have had for years:
"Local rando looks like comic book super hero" was funny up until a local publication actually approached the guy and said "do you know you look like a comic book hero?" and turned it into a whole goddamn thing
"Local rando looks like comic book super hero" was funny up until a local publication actually approached the guy and said "do you know you look like a comic book hero?" and turned it into a whole goddamn thing
December 4, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Recent Milwaukee news has driven me to verbalize this hot take I have had for years:
"Local rando looks like comic book super hero" was funny up until a local publication actually approached the guy and said "do you know you look like a comic book hero?" and turned it into a whole goddamn thing
"Local rando looks like comic book super hero" was funny up until a local publication actually approached the guy and said "do you know you look like a comic book hero?" and turned it into a whole goddamn thing
Shout out to the drivers on West 894 this morning for partaking in the smoothest zipper merge I have ever experienced in the Milwaukee metro area
December 4, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Shout out to the drivers on West 894 this morning for partaking in the smoothest zipper merge I have ever experienced in the Milwaukee metro area
My phone says that there will be a low of 8 degrees today. It also says that the current temperature is seven degrees.
December 4, 2025 at 1:11 PM
My phone says that there will be a low of 8 degrees today. It also says that the current temperature is seven degrees.
I don't know what is going to go into the Beans & Barley building but I am certain that like 50 Milwaukee goths or otherwise spooky types will put a hex on that shit. A pox on the house of the developer parasites responsible for this
December 3, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I don't know what is going to go into the Beans & Barley building but I am certain that like 50 Milwaukee goths or otherwise spooky types will put a hex on that shit. A pox on the house of the developer parasites responsible for this
Oh my god this is CRUSHING news
Beans & Barley will close January 31, 2026
“It is incredibly hard to say this, but Beans & Barley will be closing its doors permanently on January 31, 2026.”
milwaukeerecord.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Oh my god this is CRUSHING news
Put this raccoon in charge of the War Department!
Drunk raccoon found passed out in Virginia liquor store
Store employee found masked bandit sleeping off a bender after invading booze store and tippling a tad too much
www.theguardian.com
December 3, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Put this raccoon in charge of the War Department!