HorrorGirl Problems
@horrorgirlprobs.bsky.social
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FANGORIA Digital Editor + Online Creep 💚🦇 Red Carpet Rapscallion. Cheeseburger aficionado. Spaghetti and meatball enthusiast.
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Trying to figure out where to send an audition tape to host THE ULTIMATUM: QUEER LOVE Season 3 🏳️‍🌈
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There'll be food and drink and ghosts, and perhaps even a few murders…
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So, didn’t need to do all that but it was a perfect day to be covered in velvet and donning a tie when it wasn’t necessarily necessary, not just for Vincent but for Diane as well. 💚
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Well now we’ll find out if ya girl is roughly on theme or just wildly overdressed. But I’d rather be wildly overdressed than underdressed or not on theme when that’s the vibe so there’s that.
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If I knew this was for sure a dress for the theme party this would have been excellent
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Well now we’ll find out if ya girl is roughly on theme or just wildly overdressed. But I’d rather be wildly overdressed than underdressed or not on theme when that’s the vibe so there’s that.
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I am going to a House on Haunted Hill party and am unclear on whether I am supposed to dress as someone from the movie. Pretty much my two options here:
A skeleton and Vincent Price in a suit. Not the skeleton, the skeleton in naked. Vincent Price is in a dapper suit.
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Am I old or do people act increasingly obnoxious when they’re out in public? Both?
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It has been a big week of celebrating so many incredible wins for the people I love! Making movies, launching cool shit, being recognized for being industry game changers, and man it feels good. More gigantic wins for all, please. 💚 Beaming with pride and overflowing with love (and also so sleepy)
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I feel like I just accidentally open up all the sensitive apps like sending my social security number and transferring money and taking photos of the sky but not butt dials
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I need to follow him around and do a study. You do the same and we’ll debrief with our findings.
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One of my eyebrows has been behaving very badly as of late and I hate to complain about her, but I don’t know what to do about it.
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I think my dad has butt dialed me twice this morning, and that seems really hard to do with the way phones are designed now.
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Also, the grandson of Frankenstein is in his own movie, and I am here for it. I need five spin-offs centered on the adventures of Peter von Frankenstein.
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Son of Frankenstein is on the telly, I’m brewing up a giant pot of chili… if I walked by my casa and accidentally looked in the window, I’d want to be my friend.
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Now I’m here and could not be more grateful. Phil, our fearless leader, mentor, champion, and dear friend. Thanks for forever being bold and imaginative. Will follow you into battle any day. Congrats on your well deserved inclusion in Variety’s Horror Impact Report! 💚
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Working for Fango is literally a childhood and lifelong dream fulfilled. I am especially honored to be here for this incarnation under our EIC @philnobilejr.bsky.social who I witnessed taking the mag in a direction I deeply wanted to be a part of.
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It happened to me: Saves the Day was playing at the party and nobody around me knew wtf I was talking about. Not an elder emo to be found.
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Thanks as always for spreading the #horror word, @fangoria.bsky.social! Make sure you keep a look 👀 out for Fango faves @horrorgirlprobs.bsky.social & @philnobilejr.bsky.social in the kick-ass new trailer!
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Always a blast talking about ‘90s horror until I’m positively punchy! 💚 Thanks for having us.