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But also, was he locked up the whole time? Because I thought you got a random burner number on a flip phone when you sneak a phone in. But he got an iPhone!

He might be running the place.

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Ann Marie Lastrassi @hollyifuneedme.bsky.social · 14d

I made an amazing breakfast sandwich with the best ingredients in my home and it tasted like something someone would have to pay $20+ for at brunch.

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Ann Marie Lastrassi @hollyifuneedme.bsky.social · 15d

My blankets have been holding me hostage.

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Ann Marie Lastrassi @hollyifuneedme.bsky.social · 15d

This is spot on and hilarious, but also ironic because this is English class and the the POV says “your”

Chanea Bond @heymrsbond.com · 15d

My favorite professor in undergrad, Dr. @helenemeyers.bsky.social, is the best example of ‘English teacher leading a discussion’ I’ve ever seen and I work hard every single day to live up to her level of knowledge and enthusiasm in my own classroom 😍😂

The children really know us 😂

Ann Marie Lastrassi @hollyifuneedme.bsky.social · 15d

This is directly interfering with the nap I had planned. This also means I might get cranky soon.

Ann Marie Lastrassi @hollyifuneedme.bsky.social · 15d

My conspiracy theory is that I’m allergic to the outdoors. I left my house for three hours and I’m stuffy.

Either that or it’s time to cycle in new/a different allergy medication.

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Ann Marie Lastrassi @hollyifuneedme.bsky.social · 15d

If this is something that exists, I would love to explore doing it. I do various F&B flights at home because I like culinary creativity, but gathering several coffees and doing a flight at home seems wasteful because you can’t make an ounce of coffee and I don’t drink enough for that much variety

Ann Marie Lastrassi @hollyifuneedme.bsky.social · 15d

Are coffee flights a thing? I think I would like to do a coffee flights/tasting experience, but because of the caffeine and coffee, I feel like it would be least wasteful and most feasible with at least a small group because I can’t imagine each serving being more than a couple to a few sips each.

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Ann Marie Lastrassi @hollyifuneedme.bsky.social · 16d

Remember on the other app where Barack Obama followed everybody? Before I stopped using it, he unfollowed me. WTF DID I DO BARACK???

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Ann Marie Lastrassi @hollyifuneedme.bsky.social · 16d

I watched a movie that said pies were the best.

Ann Marie Lastrassi @hollyifuneedme.bsky.social · 16d

Don’t let them pop out when they grab something or make a fist

the lady from Bluesky @beigewunder.blacksky.app · 16d

I love a veiny or hairy ass hand. Man hands really razz my berries

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Ann Marie Lastrassi @hollyifuneedme.bsky.social · 16d

I hope you = I’m in the process of concluding the conversation

Ann Marie Lastrassi @hollyifuneedme.bsky.social · 16d

Diane gone????

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Ann Marie Lastrassi @hollyifuneedme.bsky.social · 16d

They weren’t lying when they said the Birkin bag appreciates because I’m watching this episode of SATC and the Birkin at the time was $4000 with the “waitlist”.

Ann Marie Lastrassi @hollyifuneedme.bsky.social · 17d

I bought this green Nike cap and I have no idea why, but I feel strangely connected to it to the point where I just randomly wear it in the house. It’s very clearly an outside hat. An errands hat. An athleisure hat. But I’m in silk pajamas and wearing this fucking hat.

I’m happy in my hat.

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Ann Marie Lastrassi @hollyifuneedme.bsky.social · 17d

Mafalda is a very underrated pasta. It might be my favorite and I’m likely having some this weekend

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Ann Marie Lastrassi @hollyifuneedme.bsky.social · 17d

I took a tub tonight and followed it with a rinse and scrub, sprayed and moisturized, then put on my silkiest pajamas and drank wine. Sometimes we need it.

A.🌻 @alexxaye.bsky.social · 17d

I am exfoliated, shaved, and moisturized from top to bottom. I feel like an expensive seal.

Ann Marie Lastrassi @hollyifuneedme.bsky.social · 18d

Out of all the times available to piss me off, why do it first thing in the morning?