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cunty royale
@hillzy.ca
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i’m not dramatic, i know what i want
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i’m just glad i was still able reach my target audience by being an erroneously classified on bsky as a horny gay man obscuring my true identity; middle aged horny wookette
fall got me craving a freshie blow out but every time i straighten my hair i hate it now
do you ever just buy yourself a nice thing even tho you don’t deserve it 🥹
it’s been a. while!!!!!!!!!
lmfaoooooooooooooooo i am cryingggg
waking up to the kitchen destroyed from last nights dinner is my morning after walk of shame
do you guys remember that skeleton alexander mcqueen scarf that every chick wore like her life depended on it, guess what’s coming back
incredible performance honestly
chat i am so cooked
just like jerry garcia, i fuckin love jerking off
there’s always scroll in bed on phone am i right
and i know you’ve been doing this for years too!!!!
buying deli cups asap
omg lmk if you find one!
desperately need a leopard mini skirt
they were on the slightest of sale and i had a $30 off coupon in points so i had to
classic mini in chestnut bc i luv bein a basic bitch
ok that’s a game changer, thank you!!!!!!!!!
some personal news, i bought new uggs finally
this would’ve performed well on twitter, you should be ashamed of yourselves!
my ass cheeks shinier than disco ball rn
the days since last shart just reset