labia menorah
@hillzy.ca
⚠️this account belongs to a woman (derogatory)⚠️
hell ya almost got mowed down crossing the street by some stupid bitch in gigantic lincoln navigator with the licence plate NVRL8R, literally get fucked
February 4, 2026 at 10:24 PM
hell ya almost got mowed down crossing the street by some stupid bitch in gigantic lincoln navigator with the licence plate NVRL8R, literally get fucked
women are tired from carrying around their big honkin tits and that sephora bag or something to that effect
February 4, 2026 at 10:20 PM
women are tired from carrying around their big honkin tits and that sephora bag or something to that effect
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Everything I do between putting my jeans on in the morning and taking them off at night is done under duress
February 4, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Everything I do between putting my jeans on in the morning and taking them off at night is done under duress
wtf is happening i applied to 2 jobs over the weekend and they both contacted me for interviews????
February 4, 2026 at 4:05 PM
wtf is happening i applied to 2 jobs over the weekend and they both contacted me for interviews????
best shirt i’ve ever bought maybe
February 4, 2026 at 3:15 PM
best shirt i’ve ever bought maybe
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Two of Neil Young's favorite things: a barn and a full moon.
MORE FULL MOON BARN
MORE FULL MOON BARN
February 4, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Two of Neil Young's favorite things: a barn and a full moon.
MORE FULL MOON BARN
MORE FULL MOON BARN
just sprang up and realized i didn’t brush steely’s teeth tonight but he’s so crashed out rn i can’t possibly wake him up
February 4, 2026 at 4:53 AM
just sprang up and realized i didn’t brush steely’s teeth tonight but he’s so crashed out rn i can’t possibly wake him up
i saw this girl with larger diamond studs in her second holes and smaller ones in the first and i have to copy that asap
February 4, 2026 at 3:08 AM
i saw this girl with larger diamond studs in her second holes and smaller ones in the first and i have to copy that asap
okay fine, FINE, i want him to snap it off inside of me
February 4, 2026 at 3:05 AM
okay fine, FINE, i want him to snap it off inside of me
kinda hungry, bong rips????
February 4, 2026 at 3:04 AM
kinda hungry, bong rips????
saw someone named terry on here and all i can think of is our sweet pchristy
February 4, 2026 at 2:21 AM
saw someone named terry on here and all i can think of is our sweet pchristy
phish should cover cannonball by the breeders,,,finschman on vocals, melt faces
February 4, 2026 at 2:08 AM
phish should cover cannonball by the breeders,,,finschman on vocals, melt faces
have we tried changing the american national anthem to yellow ledbetter
February 4, 2026 at 1:52 AM
have we tried changing the american national anthem to yellow ledbetter
did the tragically hip ever reach the usa or was that a uniquely canadian cult phenomenon
February 3, 2026 at 10:37 PM
did the tragically hip ever reach the usa or was that a uniquely canadian cult phenomenon
omg natty sent me a shitload of trader joes stuff and the package is OUT FOR DELIVERY
February 3, 2026 at 4:43 PM
omg natty sent me a shitload of trader joes stuff and the package is OUT FOR DELIVERY
too creeped out to make a joke about jorking it after that pfish beef account tweeted they were “routing” (???) for me
February 3, 2026 at 4:25 AM
too creeped out to make a joke about jorking it after that pfish beef account tweeted they were “routing” (???) for me
have i lost my mind or has my mind lost me
February 2, 2026 at 11:51 PM
have i lost my mind or has my mind lost me
gonna wash my hair, undecided if it’s a blow out day or a curly day
February 2, 2026 at 10:00 PM
gonna wash my hair, undecided if it’s a blow out day or a curly day
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hey here are some other jobs that are similar to the ones that make you want to blow your brains out with a sawed off shot gun!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 2, 2026 at 3:42 AM
hey here are some other jobs that are similar to the ones that make you want to blow your brains out with a sawed off shot gun!!!!!!!!!!!!
gonna crack open an iced cold diet coke!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 2, 2026 at 7:55 PM
gonna crack open an iced cold diet coke!!!!!!!!!!!!
i’m thinking of baby pink accent walls for the living room,
February 2, 2026 at 6:10 PM
i’m thinking of baby pink accent walls for the living room,
spent 2 hours applying to jobs thinking i’d applied to multiple postings and then realizing i spend 2 hours on two cover letters hell ya
February 2, 2026 at 5:48 PM
spent 2 hours applying to jobs thinking i’d applied to multiple postings and then realizing i spend 2 hours on two cover letters hell ya
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The clit should move around under your skin and surface periodically in new places like whack a mole or scabies
February 2, 2026 at 6:26 AM
The clit should move around under your skin and surface periodically in new places like whack a mole or scabies