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adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · Sep 7

the real space force is good play calling

adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · Sep 7

If you say bad shit about Michigan you’re saying bad shit about working class people, black people, same sex couples with kids, and college football caring people, and none of my people can find the end zone.

adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · Sep 3

imagine telling the two people interacting that their interaction was not what they both agree it was

adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · Sep 3

yes.. so where is the confusion

adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · Sep 2

why do you think god invented tornadoes

adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · Sep 2

the sheer insanity to sit here on bluesky.com or whatever and be like "wow you're saying college football fans are bad?" like

adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · Sep 2

alright when do you start saying mean things i'm kinda intrigued now

adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · Sep 2

u2

adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · Sep 2

i respect you and your choices but i'll fucking kill myself before i pick computer sounds over sad boi guitars

adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · Sep 2

pretty impressive for someone who can't read

adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · Sep 2

please be nice i'm from the south

adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · Sep 2

I thought it was eat hot dish and lie

although midwest emo clears bofa so I guess what you said is true damn

adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · Sep 2

ok cool hook em

adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · Sep 2

real

adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · Sep 2

I don’t think that’s what is happening here

adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · Sep 2

I respect that perspective but I’m never gonna not joke about Oklahoma sucking even though Oklahoma is fine

adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · Sep 2

unfortunately, you do not have that correct.

I am complaining about people in other regions talking about us like we’re helpless.

I am southern and a college football fan and I enjoy making fun of both things.

adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · Sep 2

because of the condescension

adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · Sep 2

no like this is exactly right. fuck dallas but I’ll fight someone from fuckin iowa who talks shit about dallas

adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · Sep 2

huh that would be pretty gnarly if so. I don’t think I’ve heard the other

adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · Sep 2

your loss lmao

adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · Sep 2

brother I’m as big a college football fan as there is. it’s okay to acknowledge that like 90% of the people who like this sport suck out loud

adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · Sep 2

thank you based possum for having my back ❤️

adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · Sep 2

lmfao right. it’s not anything worse than what we say about the south

adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · Sep 2

also like, the college football caring people are largely the problem lmfao like yes talk all the shit about them