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Nova 💚🖤🦇🔪 @hexedsupernova.bsky.social · 7d

The way it took me like an hour to realize the new lead girl was Emma Roberts. Ew.

Nova 💚🖤🦇🔪 @hexedsupernova.bsky.social · 7d

Oh my god is she using a Sidekick

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Nova 💚🖤🦇🔪 @hexedsupernova.bsky.social · 7d

Going out of order (watching Scream 4 after already watching Scream 2022 and before watching Scream 2023, none of which I've seen before).

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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 18d

Viv Vision showing Nadia Van Dune her family tree over an Onion article “Weird Relatice At Family Reunion Knows How Everyone Related To Each Other.

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Nova 💚🖤🦇🔪 @hexedsupernova.bsky.social · 19d

Damn girl just whisper it to him in monotone during sex like usual

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Nova 💚🖤🦇🔪 @hexedsupernova.bsky.social · 19d

Tell me why the first thing I actually hear from this new Taylor album, not opinions, the actual music, is the chorus of Father Figure in a BillFord edit

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Nova 💚🖤🦇🔪 @hexedsupernova.bsky.social · 19d

Like girlypop being dickmatized is a *bad* thing! It means you are letting that man get away with anything because the pipe is good!

Nova 💚🖤🦇🔪 @hexedsupernova.bsky.social · 19d

@bripops.bsky.social @gwenfrankenstien.bsky.social okay so I'm not listening to the album but I was just made aware that Taylor Swift knows and has incorrectly used the word "dickmatized" in a song. Thoughts?

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Nova 💚🖤🦇🔪 @hexedsupernova.bsky.social · 19d

Like, it would be *really funny* to have Kathy Bates saying "Hail Satan" one click away from Frozen, but it's not happening.

Nova 💚🖤🦇🔪 @hexedsupernova.bsky.social · 19d

All I need to know about the Disney+/Hulu merger is where FX is sending American Horror Story. Like I know that's owned by Fox and Disney owns Fox because we live in a nightmare timeline where antitrust laws are more like suggestions and monopolies are back, but AHS is *not* going on Disney+.

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Nova 💚🖤🦇🔪 @hexedsupernova.bsky.social · 22d

Forgot the word 'bunch' and said "a gangbang of bananas" the other day, if anyone is wondering how I'm doing.

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Nova 💚🖤🦇🔪 @hexedsupernova.bsky.social · 22d

Me, flirting: there is just something so captivatingly wrong with you

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Nova 💚🖤🦇🔪 @hexedsupernova.bsky.social · 29d

romantasy books don't generate a lot of fanfic because the main audience is people who don't know fanfic exists

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Nova 💚🖤🦇🔪 @hexedsupernova.bsky.social · Sep 23

Meanwhile, I can't wait to be disappointed by American Horror Story again.

Nova 💚🖤🦇🔪 @hexedsupernova.bsky.social · Sep 23

Ah, but do you remember that time the personification of AIDS was a leather daddy

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Nova 💚🖤🦇🔪 @hexedsupernova.bsky.social · Sep 23

Sometimes I remember gay incel Hogwarts from AHS Apocalypse and I laugh and laugh and laugh

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Nova 💚🖤🦇🔪 @hexedsupernova.bsky.social · Sep 23

They probably did, while we were focused on Ziggy and Nick.

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · Sep 22

(anytime someone calls me on my phone, a device i voluntarily bought for this specific purpose) SON of a bitch,

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Nova 💚🖤🦇🔪 @hexedsupernova.bsky.social · Sep 23

Me, flirting: have you ever watched the Fear Street trilogy

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Nova 💚🖤🦇🔪 @hexedsupernova.bsky.social · Sep 21

I live in Florida, I don't need to know about all'a that. Additionally, if the volcano *is* so powerful I'd need to know about it, I think I'd rather just die without the anxiety knowing I was about to die would cause.

Nova 💚🖤🦇🔪 @hexedsupernova.bsky.social · Sep 21

opens phone

VOLCANO NOTICE

closes phone

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Nova 💚🖤🦇🔪 @hexedsupernova.bsky.social · Sep 16

Scrolling through Hulu horror movies and asking Stevie what she thinks of each one. Apparently, we're watching Late Night With the Devil tonight, because the cat wants to.

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Nova 💚🖤🦇🔪 @hexedsupernova.bsky.social · Sep 16

I'd like to thank Tom Cardy for the phrase "my boys are otherwise engaged", I say it at least once a week.

Nova 💚🖤🦇🔪 @hexedsupernova.bsky.social · Sep 15

Sometimes you just gotta scream the chorus to Kiss From a Rose out of a car window.

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Nova 💚🖤🦇🔪 @hexedsupernova.bsky.social · Sep 10

If I have to see ONE MORE yearning animatic set to Vodka Cranberry, I don't know what I'll do, but I know it won't be pretty.