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Herr Goldfinger

@herrgoldfinger.bsky.social

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50% Pictish Scots. Bit Irish. Bit socially awkward. Play Tenor Sax a bit.

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Herr Goldfinger @herrgoldfinger.bsky.social · 8h

Next season's party will be Salò- themed, and by then we will all just shrug.

Herr Goldfinger @herrgoldfinger.bsky.social · 14h

..on Rep. Giuiani's watch, one will recall.

Herr Goldfinger @herrgoldfinger.bsky.social · 1d

Oh yes i totally agree. Getting those files published will be a monumental task. So much murky money wishing to keep a lid on them.

Herr Goldfinger @herrgoldfinger.bsky.social · 1d

Israeli ex-prime minister, it would appear.

Herr Goldfinger @herrgoldfinger.bsky.social · 1d

How the shining beacon of democracy and freedom in the middle east..

..has become rotten.

Herr Goldfinger @herrgoldfinger.bsky.social · 1d

Oh noooo.

Herr Goldfinger @herrgoldfinger.bsky.social · 5d

Well, Rev Alan and Usha in the Archers get along solidly, but that's the CofE for you.

Herr Goldfinger @herrgoldfinger.bsky.social · 5d

..err .. but Hinduism is way older..

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Herr Goldfinger @herrgoldfinger.bsky.social · 11d

Godda love the Streisand effect.

Herr Goldfinger @herrgoldfinger.bsky.social · 11d

Goddam those pesky sparrows, eating all the flies!

Herr Goldfinger @herrgoldfinger.bsky.social · 11d

As in stable genius?

Herr Goldfinger @herrgoldfinger.bsky.social · 11d

Lesson 2. Young Portugese are getting severely bored of wealthy foreigners buying up houses around them, inflating prices, and making Portugal unlivable. Aint your sovereign right to migrate a bitch, eh.

Herr Goldfinger @herrgoldfinger.bsky.social · 15d

Post du Jour. Well done, sir.

Herr Goldfinger @herrgoldfinger.bsky.social · 16d

And all the while, Xi just sits and cackles from the sidelines, relishing his imminent encounter with an anally-fixated man-child.

Herr Goldfinger @herrgoldfinger.bsky.social · 18d

I take it they have a Bar-Mitz Army then?

.. just off to get me coat..

Herr Goldfinger @herrgoldfinger.bsky.social · 21d

Tacit admission that he considers "God" merely to be a monetisable, political instrument of influence and control. But so many, so very many folks, need to start seeing through this appalling behaviour.

Herr Goldfinger @herrgoldfinger.bsky.social · 23d

He can't really compete with Agent Orange's lie-bravado. As & when AO shuffles off, as it were, he will quickly lose the room.

Herr Goldfinger @herrgoldfinger.bsky.social · 25d

The boy who cried "Tariff!"..

Herr Goldfinger @herrgoldfinger.bsky.social · 26d

Post of the day.

Herr Goldfinger @herrgoldfinger.bsky.social · 28d

EU steel tariffs ÷ Brexit = Awkward.

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Herr Goldfinger @herrgoldfinger.bsky.social · 28d

We have fenced Midsomer off for the public good. Only film-crews allowed in & out.

Same was done in St Mary Meade back in the day. Its harsh but needs must.

Herr Goldfinger @herrgoldfinger.bsky.social · 29d

Looking forward to that, then..

Herr Goldfinger @herrgoldfinger.bsky.social · 29d

Perfidious Albion. We will scratch this particular itch until we are red raw and infected.

Herr Goldfinger @herrgoldfinger.bsky.social · Oct 5

.. awkwardly, without actually saying where they will be deported to, in the face of repeated requests for clarification. And no - "back where they came from" is easy to say, difficult to implement, when i.d. is missing or deliberately destroyed.

Herr Goldfinger @herrgoldfinger.bsky.social · Oct 4

Deport to precisely where?

Never before has a dog-whistle been so shrill.

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