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Dan and a half

@heretowhere.bsky.social

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Will probably never learn how to juggle. Strongly believe Rocky III was a better movie than Rocky II. Would be really psyched if democracy survives this.

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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 6h

That’s probably better.

Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 8h

ICE representing frozen water, not as an acronym for anything. But yeah, maybe just the face mask, a vest and some camo then.

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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 19h

Kinda like that movie, right?

Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 23h

Pretty sure the most terrifying thing to any person is not knowing who just grabbed you and threw you into a van. Whatever makes these guys show ID is worth some consideration.

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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 1d

If everyone is ice then no one is ICE without ID.

Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 1d

What if everyone just decided to wear masks and jackets that say “ICE” on it? Maybe prompting the actual agents to properly identify themselves but also maybe because it would be funny.

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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 4d

What a weird “accident”

Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 4d

Imagine Charles III shows up to one of the No Kings protests on Saturday? That’d be wild.

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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 19d

Let’s pray they are.

Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 20d

It respected the uniform while condemning the message.

Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 20d

Hey, if anyone knows a four star general, could you tell them thanks for not applauding? A couple boos would have been nice, but the complete silence was fun too.

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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 22d

Let’s say Ukraine wins, Russia loses. At the peace treaty, I think it’d be way better for the movie if Zelenskyy insists on being handed a deck of cards before he signs.

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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 25d

Yeah, seems pretty dumb. On brand.

Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 25d

He thought it would better telling them in person about the skull and crossbones being added to all uniforms.

Hegseth abruptly summons top military commanders to a meeting in Virginia next week

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has summoned hundreds of generals and admirals to a base in northern Virginia for a sudden meeting next week.

apnews.com

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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 27d

If you dislike this administration AND you’re a fan of Mitch Hedberg, today’s escalator incident was especially hilarious.

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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 28d

For accusing their product of causing millions of developmental disabilities in children without any credible evidence? You might be right.

Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 28d

There’s gotta be, right?

Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 28d

The U.S. president did not know how to pronounce acetaminophen during his press conference blaming autism on acetaminophen.
He’s now just calling it Tylenol.

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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · Sep 10

Old Loopy D denies it. There you have it.

Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · Sep 9

Ha! That’s great.

Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · Sep 8

Maybe let’s see if someone that didn’t need heroin to pass high school biology would like to run the Department of Health.

Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · Sep 7

Failed economic policy, incompetence, broken campaign promises.

Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · Sep 7

Taking a break halfway through their read of My Name Is Barbara to reflect. I think that’s nice.

Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · Sep 7

The horror. The horror.

Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · Sep 6

Sucks.