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Christopher Nuzzo
@hellonuzzo.bsky.social
• QA Supervisor for @VALORANT
• MFA | English & Creative Writing
• 80s Time Traveler
• Opinions are mine alone.
• cnuzzo.carrd.co
"𝚃𝚘 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚜, 𝚒𝚗 𝚏𝚊𝚛 𝚘𝚏𝚏 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚜."
Pinned
“No gods. No kings. Only man.”
#TheGameAwards Can't wait to watch this one! This has been an incredible year for games.
December 9, 2025 at 4:06 AM
"And if a double-decker bus
Crashes into us
To die by your side
Is such a heavenly way to die.
And if a ten tonne truck
Kills the both of us
To die by your side
Well, the pleasure, the privilege is mine."

www.youtube.com/watch?v=siO6...
The Smiths - There Is A Light That Never Goes Out (Official Audio)
YouTube video by The Smiths
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December 8, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I feel like streamers are becoming the new TV stars and everyone wants to be one, but never underestimate how wonderful anonymity is. To be able to go anywhere and not be recognized / bothered is a privilege. Once you cross that threshold of celebrity, remember there is no going back. That is all!
December 8, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Ok,so now they should re-film #wicked with Ariana and Cynthia swapping roles. I think they’d both crush the other role.
December 7, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Arc Raiders legit got robbed not getting nominated for best Audio design, easily knocks out Silent Hill or BF6. #GameAwards
December 7, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Stage fright was off the charts last night. We played to about 100 people which is a huge crowd for me, but it ended up being a good performance for us. www.instagram.com/reel/DR7zfln...
Mike Klaric 🎥 on Instagram: "@paramoreorlessband performing at @mollymalonesla 12/5/2025 • • • • #losangeles #california #paramoreorless #paramore #coverband #liveconcert #mollymalonesla #mollymalon...
Paramore Or The Less brings the house down with their captivating performance at Molly Malone's LA. With their unique take on Paramore's hits and crowd-pleasing covers, this talented cover band knows ...
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December 7, 2025 at 2:45 AM
So you guys think Valve's finally going to announce Ricochet 2 at the Game Awards?
December 4, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Finally got this framed. I can’t properly describe what this show meant to me. I’ve been watching StarKid since 2010, I’ve had the honor of seeing them in person now twice. To be feet away from them watching them act out this play was beyond amazing. Hope to see them again soon. #starkid #tgwdlm
December 2, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Reposted by Christopher Nuzzo
Its her season
November 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
These are my litmus tests for you being a good person:
Are you kind to service workers?
Do you put your shopping cart back?
Do you walk your dog on a leash / pick up after it?

If any of these are a no then it’s gonna get real hard to get ahold of me.
December 1, 2025 at 12:52 AM
“This gun’s for hire. Even if we’re just dancin’ in the dark.”
November 30, 2025 at 9:36 PM
"Hello?"
"And goodbye to ANYONE standing in John Cena's way! When he takes on six men in a steel cage chutes and ladders match!"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRRs...
John Cena Prank Call
YouTube video by The Prankie Show
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November 30, 2025 at 7:35 AM
I did nothing but play arc raiders today and it was glorious.
a logo for the arc raiders with a rainbow background
ALT: a logo for the arc raiders with a rainbow background
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November 29, 2025 at 11:30 AM
"The Voice" was the nickname Whitney Houston had in the 1980s and for good reason, no one could match what she could do at that time (not even Mariah come at me). This moment exemplifies a woman not even yet at the height of her career, with all the 80s flair to boot.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSzm...
I Wanna Dance with Somebody (Live from the Arista Records 15th Anniversary Concert)
YouTube video by whitneyhoustonVEVO
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November 27, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Reposted by Christopher Nuzzo
Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
It’s Thanksgiving. Your cats deserve to be fed as much as they pretend they need to be.

Wishing all of you a safe and happy one, and if you don’t celebrate then just have a shot for me.
November 27, 2025 at 9:05 PM
"Lost? Thought so. Don't worry, everyone loses their way sometimes. I'm hardly what you were hoping to find I imagine, but I'm glad you're here now. I like when someone is brave enough to stray from the familiar path. A sense of curiosity is the most precious trait a person can have." - Dreamscape
November 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Written in the 90s, yet still so pertinent in our times, because humanity. Saw "Wicked: For Good" tonight and couldn't stop the tears. I believe that humans are good, and our trajectory although shaky, is a positive one. Amazing film.

"You can't let good be just a word. It has to mean something."
November 26, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Imagine the dance floor at the club clearing and this happens.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbVG...
RASPUTIN REUNION!! (10 YEARS LATER!)
YouTube video by Natassia Harris
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November 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
“Woke up today, looked at your picture just to get me started.” -Luther Vandross
November 23, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Just tossing this out there! I’m in a Paramore cover band in LA. If you’re in the so cal area and want to come out I’d love to see you there. If you find me after the set and say you’re from Bluesky I will also 100% buy you a Guinness. 🍻

www.instagram.com/p/DRLmMBJkdx...
Paramore-or-less on Instagram: "Join us at Molly Malone’s Irish pub, December 5th! Warm up alongside us with some nostalgic tunes and a hot Irish whiskey. 🍀 Cover $15 Ages 21+ Tickets Link: https://...
25 likes, 3 comments - paramoreorlessband on November 17, 2025: "Join us at Molly Malone’s Irish pub, December 5th! Warm up alongside us with some nostalgic tunes and a hot Irish whiskey. 🍀 Cover $15...
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November 22, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Reposted by Christopher Nuzzo
This is absolutely frying me 🤣🤣
November 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
“Scott, I don’t know man it’s getting late, I’m sick of driving. I need a rest and I think that’s the only hotel in town.”

“So let’s go there. Let’s make our escape, c’mon let’s go there. Let’s ask ‘can we staaaaaaaay!’”
November 19, 2025 at 11:38 PM
John Connor: “We're not gonna make it, are we? People, I mean.”
The Terminator: “It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.”
John Connor: “Yeah. Major drag, huh?”
#terminator
November 19, 2025 at 8:16 AM