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every time stolas wears something new probably #helluvaboss #stolitz
December 13, 2025 at 2:15 PM
every time stolas wears something new probably #helluvaboss #stolitz
idk i miss him
December 13, 2025 at 2:41 AM
idk i miss him
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#HelluvaBossshtag/HelluvaBoss" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#HelluvaBossTHE FULL MOON (S2E8)
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December 12, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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I saw someone say Alastor straight up domesticated Vox and yes he did but I still think it's not a severe as whatever the fuck Stolas did to Blitz
December 12, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I saw someone say Alastor straight up domesticated Vox and yes he did but I still think it's not a severe as whatever the fuck Stolas did to Blitz
hes just a girl 💖
can we talk abt stolas twirling his lil head feathers im obsessed
December 12, 2025 at 3:27 AM
hes just a girl 💖
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so insanely fucking real for this
December 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
so insanely fucking real for this
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December 12, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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You don’t write like AI—AI writes like you. Defend the em dash.
December 11, 2025 at 9:38 PM
You don’t write like AI—AI writes like you. Defend the em dash.
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I know Brandon Rogers had like a really bad case of imposter syndrome, and he's convinced that his emotional acting is like halfway decent- but than I think back to this, and how everyone either despised Blitz or cried for him.
December 11, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I know Brandon Rogers had like a really bad case of imposter syndrome, and he's convinced that his emotional acting is like halfway decent- but than I think back to this, and how everyone either despised Blitz or cried for him.
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manifesting:
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🕯 ai bubble 🕯
🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯
🕯 for all involved 🕯
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🕯 ai bubble 🕯
🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯
🕯 for all involved 🕯
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December 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
manifesting:
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🕯 ai bubble 🕯
🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯
🕯 for all involved 🕯
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🕯 ai bubble 🕯
🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯
🕯 for all involved 🕯
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to clarify im griping about the more recent merch drops. i miss how much stolitz there was in older drops. maybe i should've used "official" instead of canon (bc we know stolitz is endgame/they're in love) but it feels like they're still dancing around the fact that they're not in a relationship yet
stolitz better become solidly canon in season 3 man im so tired of 'but they're not canon' wrt marketing & merch
December 11, 2025 at 9:22 PM
to clarify im griping about the more recent merch drops. i miss how much stolitz there was in older drops. maybe i should've used "official" instead of canon (bc we know stolitz is endgame/they're in love) but it feels like they're still dancing around the fact that they're not in a relationship yet
stolitz better become solidly canon in season 3 man im so tired of 'but they're not canon' wrt marketing & merch
December 11, 2025 at 8:55 PM
stolitz better become solidly canon in season 3 man im so tired of 'but they're not canon' wrt marketing & merch
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SIGHS DRAMATICALLY
All I want is Media/Artistic Analysis that delves into the choices made and why those choices are what they are
Instead I get endless slop of ‘Thing Bad?? Thing Good???’
IDGAF about that, I can decide if I like something on my own terms- I WANNA LEARN
All I want is Media/Artistic Analysis that delves into the choices made and why those choices are what they are
Instead I get endless slop of ‘Thing Bad?? Thing Good???’
IDGAF about that, I can decide if I like something on my own terms- I WANNA LEARN
December 11, 2025 at 7:08 PM
SIGHS DRAMATICALLY
All I want is Media/Artistic Analysis that delves into the choices made and why those choices are what they are
Instead I get endless slop of ‘Thing Bad?? Thing Good???’
IDGAF about that, I can decide if I like something on my own terms- I WANNA LEARN
All I want is Media/Artistic Analysis that delves into the choices made and why those choices are what they are
Instead I get endless slop of ‘Thing Bad?? Thing Good???’
IDGAF about that, I can decide if I like something on my own terms- I WANNA LEARN
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amidst the Ai nonsense
commission your friends and peers to do art
support their personal projects
subscribe to patreon or ko-fis
who cares about huge corporations anymore? support your friends and peers
commission your friends and peers to do art
support their personal projects
subscribe to patreon or ko-fis
who cares about huge corporations anymore? support your friends and peers
December 11, 2025 at 4:38 PM
amidst the Ai nonsense
commission your friends and peers to do art
support their personal projects
subscribe to patreon or ko-fis
who cares about huge corporations anymore? support your friends and peers
commission your friends and peers to do art
support their personal projects
subscribe to patreon or ko-fis
who cares about huge corporations anymore? support your friends and peers
my ao3 wrapped highlights 💜
December 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
my ao3 wrapped highlights 💜
sees a gorgeous barn owl calendar for 2026 but its uk based and won't ship to me
a little girl from the movie monsters inc is standing in a room with her arms outstretched .
ALT: a little girl from the movie monsters inc is standing in a room with her arms outstretched .
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2025 at 4:13 PM
sees a gorgeous barn owl calendar for 2026 but its uk based and won't ship to me
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December 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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I wanna know if Vivzie predicted the addiction we’d have to Stolas.
did she know that bird would be pure crack to the masses. did she know when she first drew him that we would all collectively get sad as soon as winter hit, thinking about our beloved bird wife. did she know we would Need Him.
did she know that bird would be pure crack to the masses. did she know when she first drew him that we would all collectively get sad as soon as winter hit, thinking about our beloved bird wife. did she know we would Need Him.
December 11, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I wanna know if Vivzie predicted the addiction we’d have to Stolas.
did she know that bird would be pure crack to the masses. did she know when she first drew him that we would all collectively get sad as soon as winter hit, thinking about our beloved bird wife. did she know we would Need Him.
did she know that bird would be pure crack to the masses. did she know when she first drew him that we would all collectively get sad as soon as winter hit, thinking about our beloved bird wife. did she know we would Need Him.
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I miss my depressed owl so much, Tails
December 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I miss my depressed owl so much, Tails
can they decide what theyre doin w stolas's design please. merch & promo has been... inconsistent with the changes he went through post-mastermind. does he have a streak & pupils or not.
December 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
can they decide what theyre doin w stolas's design please. merch & promo has been... inconsistent with the changes he went through post-mastermind. does he have a streak & pupils or not.
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