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Ryan, 29, he/him. I write soft boys and Pretty Tied Up ✨ pfp by @ecchima.bsky.social
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After a long involuntary hiatus, I am back to writing! Pretty Tied Up is my priority, but I plan on continuing other series + posting more oneshots.

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I got paid!! I'll be able to cover all of Wlad's health costs now, thanks to those who helped me get his meds 💕
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Silco's expression is perfection, love these naughty old men
note: I translate for many, many people from Angola who speak a dialect closer to continental Portuguese and not once has an Angolan patient yelled at me or the nurse for my dialect
This is the second time (in a week) a Portuguese person yells at me at work for daring to speak Brazilian Portuguese instead of the continental dialect. I don't know what they expect me to do, honestly, other than transfer them to a continental Portuguese interpreter.

0/10 would not recommend
Wlad health update:

He successfully bit a hole in my finger today while I gave him antibiotics. Despite his best efforts, he swallowed the pill, but I can see it's going to be a long-ass week of cat wrangling because he's the absolute WORST to give pills to
I become a miserable sweaty rat in the heat 😂 I'm glad you're calmer now that the weather is cooling down there, colder weather is always so cozy
that's absolutely PREDATORY, what the fuck??? $860 a month is ridiculous, I am so sorry they're doing this to you, kaye
"If the federal government does not reopen by the end of the month, no one in this country will get food benefits."

Just had to interpret this to a mother who is desperate to make sure her children can eat fruits and vegetables while she's unemployed.

Sometimes working with the US is hard.
His bloodwork results also just came back and his liver and kidneys are okay! I'm so relieved 🖤 and Bri, I can't thank you enough for your help, thanks to you we've got his meds
I'm so glad she was nice and got right on it! 💕 Hoping this finally goes through and you get the support you need, fingers crossed
Wlad health update: he's in his hidey-hole (the cat house portion of our small cat tree) and he managed to get in there all by himself after recovering some from the anesthesia. I was worried about putting him there in case he would fall down, but he found his comfort. He's resting and recovering <3
Our cats are torn pretty much 50/50 on churu. Some of them go bananas for it and some don't... same with catnip, though haha
to lose track of a referral or have a system error
As someone who works in healthcare, always always call them back to press the issue if they don't contact you within a couple of weeks. Most people won't think you're rude or impatient for it, and most of the nurses and doctors I work with advise their patients to do this, it's so easy for them
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The sleepy black cat in this photo is Władysław and he's currently battling a tooth infection that is really bad.

If you could spare a few dollars to help me cover his medications until I get paid at the end of the month, I'd be eternally grateful.

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At the vet with Władysław, he's getting his teeth and gums cleaned. Bloodwork is being done, he's on antibiotics, and we suspect something going on with his liver.

I'm terrified of losing him to this 😭😭
The sleepy black cat in this photo is Władysław and he's currently battling a tooth infection that is really bad.

If you could spare a few dollars to help me cover his medications until I get paid at the end of the month, I'd be eternally grateful.

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Absolutely losing my shit because my cat is sick and I only get paid near the 30th
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i love you horny horror i love you exploring sexuality and desire through unsettling means i love you sexual repression manifesting as self destruction i love you intimacy transforming into something grostesque yet beautiful i love you finding comfort and love in the monstrous i love y
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There is an actual life-changing conflict between WFH being cheaper and more efficient, an entire layer of middle managers who need to have meetings to feel alive, and the commercial real estate cabal that runs all cities. It’s going to get so fucking weird.
remote work is like birth control or UBI atp where there’s overwhelming research consensus they improve quality of life for people they apply to, yet access is impeded or blocked by the ruling class because the thought of marginalized ppl having rich full lives makes steam come out their ears
2. Rolling Stone is owned by a large media conglomerate, which is ending remote work across its brands.

My home is Portland, Oregon, ~1,000 miles from the nearest office, so this marks the end of the line for me at RS.