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💀 Severed-Headsiwan 💀 @hedgiewan.bsky.social · 2d

Ope. Spent the morning at the apple orchard, but it's time to leave when the Morris dancers show up. Keep your fertility to yourselves!

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💀 Severed-Headsiwan 💀 @hedgiewan.bsky.social · 3d

Ooooh, I'm excited for you!

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💀 Severed-Headsiwan 💀 @hedgiewan.bsky.social · 5d

When you learn, right at 6:30pm when the whole evening is ahead of you, that your housemate hasn't seen "O Brother, Where Art Thou." 💎🍬⛰️

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💀 Severed-Headsiwan 💀 @hedgiewan.bsky.social · 5d

We turned on the heat when the cats started preventing us from sleeping by complaining too much.

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💀 Severed-Headsiwan 💀 @hedgiewan.bsky.social · 7d

Always happy to be a Designated Fan.

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💀 Severed-Headsiwan 💀 @hedgiewan.bsky.social · 7d

Dugsnugs.

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💀 Severed-Headsiwan 💀 @hedgiewan.bsky.social · 7d

I'm so sorry, friend. They played like hell this entire postseason, I'm super proud of them.

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💀 Severed-Headsiwan 💀 @hedgiewan.bsky.social · 8d

I know, and I swear to goats that's a thing that people have done, but I currently cannot find the proof.

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💀 Severed-Headsiwan 💀 @hedgiewan.bsky.social · 8d

Oh, I would've said some two-color brioche in the two yarns, but you'd have to split 'em back up.

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💀 Severed-Headsiwan 💀 @hedgiewan.bsky.social · 12d

😡😡😡

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💀 Severed-Headsiwan 💀 @hedgiewan.bsky.social · 12d

@rockedfaces.bsky.social did you lose your 'batters' bracelet?

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💀 Severed-Headsiwan 💀 @hedgiewan.bsky.social · 14d

Oh, honey. I saw the last total solar eclipse in this region from the shores of Lake Magog. I've had that song stuck in my head since April 8, 2024.

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💀 Severed-Headsiwan 💀 @hedgiewan.bsky.social · 16d

I kind of glossed over all the words and then got to enjoy this story a second time with the important word "youth" included. Good times.

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💀 Severed-Headsiwan 💀 @hedgiewan.bsky.social · 16d

THAT'S A GREAT STORY! I'm super jealous!

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💀 Severed-Headsiwan 💀 @hedgiewan.bsky.social · 17d

(Also, this post faked me out real bad)

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💀 Severed-Headsiwan 💀 @hedgiewan.bsky.social · 17d

Facing off on Sunday in ON will be the Jays v. a whole new expansion team, the Limbo Zombies.

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💀 Severed-Headsiwan 💀 @hedgiewan.bsky.social · 17d

Like I said, I'm not picky...

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💀 Severed-Headsiwan 💀 @hedgiewan.bsky.social · 17d

I'm not picky.

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rockedfaces @rockedfaces.bsky.social · 17d

If you're reading this, better start warming up, because you--yes, YOU--are about to pitch for the Mariners and/or Tigers

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💀 Severed-Headsiwan 💀 @hedgiewan.bsky.social · 17d

It would be a really weird way to go, but I would accept 4 walks this inning.

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💀 Severed-Headsiwan 💀 @hedgiewan.bsky.social · 17d

I have at least relocated to a airport bar with no sound on.

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💀 Severed-Headsiwan 💀 @hedgiewan.bsky.social · 17d

...and the stream is off.

💀 Severed-Headsiwan 💀 @hedgiewan.bsky.social · 17d

Voluntary deportation. (Really, San Diego is the destination)

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💀 Severed-Headsiwan 💀 @hedgiewan.bsky.social · 17d

Bottom of the 11th. I'm staying on this plane until this game is over.

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💀 Severed-Headsiwan 💀 @hedgiewan.bsky.social · 17d

Uuuuuuugh

A terrible photo of a flight progress map showing the plane almost to the destination.

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