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Heavy Plates

@heavyplates.bsky.social

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Houston, TX. Formerly of Austin and the bird app. Not as many chefs and bands these days. Still trying to lift heavy shit. Go 'Stros. GenX 🌈 🦄

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Heavy Plates @heavyplates.bsky.social · 11h

SAVAGE 🩸 🤼‍♂️ 🧼 🚿

Molly Ploofkins @mollyploofkins.bsky.social · 12h

I'd like to report a murder:

Heavy Plates @heavyplates.bsky.social · 11h

Which is just wild, because I genuinely like every single word you drop, no matter where you scatter them.

Heavy Plates @heavyplates.bsky.social · 11h

Freddie Freeman looks like he killed Bruce Wayne's dad

Heavy Plates @heavyplates.bsky.social · 12h

See alt text for more. Taken in Minato Shimbashi Tokyo March 2013.

Decorative Japanese manhole cover showing two cartoon firefighters in helmets spraying water from a hose toward a burning cityscape. The background features stylized buildings and a circular emblem resembling the sun. The cover has a dotted border and the Japanese characters 消火栓 (shōkasen), meaning ‘fire hydrant,’ across the top

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Heavy Plates @heavyplates.bsky.social · 12h

Max Muncy looks like he sleeps with his socks on

Heavy Plates @heavyplates.bsky.social · 13h

I have another hour to go on this stupid call and I've just seen the #bluejays score. 😢

Heavy Plates @heavyplates.bsky.social · 1d

GD it #bluejays

Heavy Plates @heavyplates.bsky.social · 1d

Context: it's Thanksgiving weekend right meow in 🇨🇦

So let's give them something nice with a few more runs, m'kay?

Heavy Plates @heavyplates.bsky.social · 1d

Oh look a pitcher willing to get his throwing arm inked 💪🏻 #bluejays

Heavy Plates @heavyplates.bsky.social · 1d

I used to follow them back in the day on the other place but clearly missed the free fascism! WTF?

Heavy Plates @heavyplates.bsky.social · 1d

Jeff Passan's interpretation of Macarena as Elmo changing the lyrics to Randy Arozarena will forever live rent-free in my head. Life's little pleasures.

Heavy Plates @heavyplates.bsky.social · 1d

Cool Ranch Locos Tacos sound pretty good right now, and I don't even smoke weed

Heavy Plates @heavyplates.bsky.social · 1d

Shoutout to the woman with the #bluejays themed 💅🏻

Heavy Plates @heavyplates.bsky.social · 1d

Next up: Smoltzie explains high school level Newtonian physics

Heavy Plates @heavyplates.bsky.social · 1d

I wonder how Scott Servais is doing this postseason

Heavy Plates @heavyplates.bsky.social · 1d

Bwahahahahahaha awesome

Heavy Plates @heavyplates.bsky.social · 1d

Friendly reminder #bluejays

I do love that a lot of our #Astros Bluesky family is seemingly on the same page

Heavy Plates @heavyplates.bsky.social · 15d

I will be rooting for the Blue Jays this postseason. 🍁 🇨🇦

Heavy Plates @heavyplates.bsky.social · 1d

Excuse me?!?

Heavy Plates @heavyplates.bsky.social · 1d

It now looks like he was made to cover it up with a hoodie lol

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 1d

Guy behind home plate has his big moment and decides to go with the Butt plug shirt

Remember the big cow? 🇵🇸 @thebigcow.bsky.social · 1d

Like this guy???

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Heavy Plates @heavyplates.bsky.social · 1d

JFC 🤦🏼‍♂️ #bluejays

Heavy Plates @heavyplates.bsky.social · 1d

GROOOAAAAANNN 😢 #bluejays

Heavy Plates @heavyplates.bsky.social · 1d

Perfection

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 1d

Ahem, Kilometers Straw

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Heavy Plates @heavyplates.bsky.social · 1d

Oh no he's redder during this interview

Heavy Plates @heavyplates.bsky.social · 1d

I worry about John Schneider's blood pressure, although he's not as red faced today.

y'alright there, bud? #bluejays

Heavy Plates @heavyplates.bsky.social · 1d

I worry about John Schneider's blood pressure, although he's not as red faced today.

y'alright there, bud? #bluejays

Heavy Plates @heavyplates.bsky.social · 1d

ꓘ ꓘlub #bluejays