artemis
@headbandsandhexes.bsky.social
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the floor is cold when she wakes. what the cruk was that? did she just micro nap? did she just astral project to another plane of existence? even as those questions formed she could feel her grasp on the dream slipping, the details melting away too fast. art was there. and so was...
@delasi.bsky.social you're quiet today.
my wriggly little guys.
your *guys*?
( wiggling her fingers. )
my guys.
( making a circle with her other hand. )
your egg.
my guys.
( making a circle with her other hand. )
your egg.
'born fruit'? elaborate on that.
𝓯𝓮𝓻𝓽𝓲𝓵𝓲𝔃𝓮𝓭.
oh, i *shivered*. i've got goosebumps. see? feel those.
𝕚𝕞𝕡𝕣𝕖𝕘𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕕.
knocked up is such a . . . crass term.
... ... ... Sorry?
woah, woah, woah. i didn't say *you* could say that.
Yeah, that doesn't prove anything, it's only math!
it's only math.
( looking smug. )
see? knows everything.
see? knows everything.
hmmm. wellll, using that chocolate pizza slice in your hand for comparison . . . i'd say . . .
1143.8941 gsm².
1143.8941 gsm².
fine, watch this.
@headbandsandhexes.bsky.social hey babe, what's the exact size of this room in galactic standard micrometers?
@headbandsandhexes.bsky.social hey babe, what's the exact size of this room in galactic standard micrometers?
You're all lovey with her, of course you think that.
Nope. No way. It's impossible to know *everything.*
*don't i*?
No, you *do not!*
i know *everything*.