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There are many reasons to hate on generative AI and large language models but my personal #1 reason is gen AI marketing appropriating the sparkle emoji.

It's blatant erasure of sarcastic bitch culture and I won't stand for it.
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Hey.
If you feel like doing a re-read on Side Quested, may I suggest you do it on Tapas?

tapas.io/series/SideQ...

Seriously. We're still on that "Creators Bonus Program", which means we make some $ with views there!
Read Side Quested | Tapas Web Community
Your home for the world’s most exciting and diverse web comics and novels. Discover stories you’ll love from all genres, only on Tapas!
tapas.io
November 6, 2025 at 10:18 PM
on that note I just spent like, $40 total on *sixteen* books. i.e. $2.50 per book. Many of them, if you don't swing for the bundle, are under $2 per book. All of them have been highly recommended in my friendly discord server.

"But I'm broke" is a piss-poor excuse. Writers are broke too. Fuck off.
can everyone who downloads a book afford to buy it? no, but i can guarantee you the vast majority can afford to buy *some* books.
like, sorry, but you're not poor because you can only afford to buy five £2 romances a month instead of fifty.
having a limited entertainment budget isn't a tragedy.
November 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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October 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I kept meaning to read those and now I HAVE ALL OF THEM and I am GOING ON A HOLIDAY SOON which is such an excellent conjunction of events
My books are 70% off at itch.io for a week or so.

itch.io/s/170452/bla...

Here's the main page in case you want to see the freebies that are up there too:

xanthippe42.itch.io
Black Friday Creator Day 2025 by E. H. Lupton
A bundle by E. H. Lupton, $5.66 for 4 games
itch.io
November 28, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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pssst Friday November 28 is Creator Day at itchio—meaning itch takes 0% and all the money goes to creators—so all my books are half price feliciadavin.itch.io/creatorday2025
Creator Day 2025 by FeliciaDavin
A bundle by FeliciaDavin, $30.00 for 13 games
feliciadavin.itch.io
November 28, 2025 at 3:27 AM
LRP this is exactly the same thing I was describing in my rant about people downloading ebooks by the bucketful.

People straight up do not value something *at all* unless they either 1. Have done it themselves or 2. Have had to pay for it, either in time, or effort, or actual money.
like yes okay sure whatever maybe some people who download books off of various websites can't afford them, but lbr the primary motivation for it is ease. No need to decide which books you want to actually read, which ones you have the budget for, because you can just have all of them for free.
November 28, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Happy thanksgiving. Boat stuck.
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Today is Octidi the 8th of Frimaire in the year 234.
Frimaire is the month of frost.
Today we celebrate honey.#JacobinDay

More information on honey
November 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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This is a great photo of a cat sitting in a bowl. "No way she could top that", you're thinking. WELL GUESS WHAT...
November 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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... here is the same cat sitting in a bowl with a party hat on. Negatives from my collection, ca. 1950s.
November 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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He was simply too powerful so the universe took his eye to slow him down. It didn't work.
November 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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This house tax pretending is making me more insane than usual because as a renter I’ve had to move every 1-3 years just as standard because rents always rise. And no one cares. House owners get a tiny fraction of that precarity and suddenly it’s the worst thing that’s ever happened
November 27, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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Royalty. 👑 Photo from my collection, 1963.
November 27, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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I feel you, ancient Mongolian ceramic hedgehog. I feel you.
November 26, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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tfw u need seven samurai
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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I love it when little garbage cats develop the luxury of food snobbery. Yes he was tiny wet ball of fleas found in a ditch but now he's a velvet prince who wants the premium, organic, grain-free chicken in gravy, NOT the premium, organic, grain-free chicken au jus how dare you offer that garbage.
November 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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And if an uncle is unavailable they say you can argue with any older male relative.
November 25, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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What are the mitzves of Thanks Giving, a festive meal, to eat the turkey bird, to hear the story of thepilgrim, to watch the football game. And some say to argue with an uncle.
November 25, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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In the festive meal one is required to eat a minimal amount of side dishes and each dish must be made by a separate household. It is asked if one is required to eat a Midwest Salad. And the sages answer, in all lands a salad is a mixture of vegetables, in the Midwest it is a mixture of any food.
November 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
I see some book piracy discourse, and, to make a positive argument in favor of buying books, your marginal ability to influence what books get published and support the careers of writers you like is massive compared to most other forms of media.
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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“Parlor Ornament”. Postcard from my collection, 1906.
November 26, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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Device…hoarding. Because you don’t go get a new one while yours is still fine.

Apparently I am also practicing car hoarding, house hoarding, husband hoarding, dog hoarding, computer hoarding, furniture hoarding and art hoarding.
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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risa furry convention
November 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Temptation of St Anthony
November 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM