Haruko Haruhara (Parody)
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Haruko Haruhara (Parody)
@harukoharuhara.bsky.social
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hey there! names Haruko Haruhara! former Space police.. and on the run from the Earth authorities! (not affiliated with Gainax or Adult Swim)
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Hiya there! I'm Haruko! you mighta seen me on a few wanted posters but dont be alarmed! I'm also a wonderful Wandering House maid with a heart(I think...)!! That u should hire and let stay at ur Home!

•I cook
•I clean
•I have stolen medical equipment
•I got a guitar!!
+Much More!
Hmmm I guess you pass...Mr Red White and Blue...
Next question

if an acorn fell
What would you do?
No, i'd keep it home!
Alright.. question 2

If I gave you a dog, would you shoot It?
Alright.. question 2

If I gave you a dog, would you shoot It?
Where do i start...?

Oh, i support BLM!
Ohhh I'm actually a government worker too
I just HATE earth government
That sounds like something a fellow cop would say!
I'm not letting the government get their grimey hands on me!!
Why should I believe that??
I'm not a cop guy, you know.
Hmmm....
Nah. I shouldn't be telling a super dude about my various exploits
Hmmm....
Nah. I shouldn't be telling a super dude about my various exploits
Ohhh that's what you meant...
Ehh whatever
I think I broke my Squeedily Spooch...
Uhhhhh I've been trying to escape the earth's atmosphere. But my Vespa keeps getting shot down
There's Soo much Ass and Booty on my TL.
That's awesome !
I should probably find more parody accounts to follow though.
It won't work out.
I predict the community will just dissolve and what remains of it will scatter across the interwebs into smaller more closed off communities!

But that's a story for the future, let's start thinking about the present!
Eh.
I give it a week until everyone starts heading back to X.
I'm kinda just here for the ride
I like to consider myself quite the Omni-Present Alien..
How ya doing?
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Oh yeah, good morning people.
How you all doing?
//only issue I gotta find out how to make it Parody acc specific and not just the word Parody
//learning how to make a Feed. Calling it ParodyBlueSky
//learning how to make a Feed. Calling it ParodyBlueSky
//being kinda half serious, cause it is how odd this is getting more parodys joining compared to Brazil being banned. I still don't entirely think BlueSky parodys will be as populated as it is on Twitter
Oh
Soo the Brazilians leaving wasn't enough to get you guys to switch, but blocked people seeing your tweets is? What were you guys hiding anyways?????
Eh???...
Oh yeah, good morning people.
How you all doing?