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Homelander
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Unlimited... Blade Works!
go follow my @girlboysaotome.bsky.social or something idk i havent done anything there
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go follow my @girlboysaotome.bsky.social or something idk i havent done anything there
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Yeah, i am.
“Strongest super.”

Sure buddy…
I'm not fucking butcher.
I'm a butch lesbian
Butchlander save me.... save me, Butchlander
I'm faster.
And I'm the god of speed
Yeah yeah, sureeee. Don't give a fuck. I am immortal and Homelander.
Nah, i'd win.
<Herobrine> Please get your head out of your ass, this is not a battle you'd win
Wouldn't you die before then
Yeah yeah, sureeee. Don't give a fuck. I am immortal and Homelander.
You can't. You're clearly 3rd dimensional and death is in the 4th dimension. You need to be 4th dimensional and have death manipulation to be able to interact with it. Even then it depends on what universe you're in, which clearly you're in one where death isn't even something that's interactable
What if i just toss it back
What if i just toss it back
And I would just transfer the death to you.
Like, i would literally just give you the essence of death and watch you slowly die
I could fry your head.
I could fry your head.
You're human. Humans have electrical signals inside of their brain which is what lets them do stuff. I control electricity. If i felt like it I could literally fry your brain and melt it.
There's nothing going on my brain, what you're doing is effectively useless.
There's nothing going on my brain, what you're doing is effectively useless.
What if I just replaced all of the electrical signals in your brain with air
What if i just conceptually erased you with a wave of my finger what about that
What if i just conceptually erased you with a wave of my finger what about that
I made death itself so angry it created a version of death specifically to kill me which I ended up being more powerful than. I am more powerful than death. I can only die from very specific causes.
Wouldn't you die before then
You would die.
🦔: Chat should I fight him?
Alright, fresh new start in this app, Vought told me it's better here.

Anyway, i'm the strongest.
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