Homelander
@strongestsuper.bsky.social
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@strongestsuper.bsky.social
· Oct 20
“Strongest super.”
Sure buddy…
Sure buddy…
Homelander
@strongestsuper.bsky.social
· Oct 20
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@strongestsuper.bsky.social
· Oct 19
Homelander
@strongestsuper.bsky.social
· Oct 19
Butchlander save me.... save me, Butchlander
Homelander
@strongestsuper.bsky.social
· Oct 19
Homelander
@strongestsuper.bsky.social
· Oct 19
And I'm the god of speed
Yeah yeah, sureeee. Don't give a fuck. I am immortal and Homelander.
Homelander
@strongestsuper.bsky.social
· Oct 19
<Herobrine> Please get your head out of your ass, this is not a battle you'd win
Wouldn't you die before then
Homelander
@strongestsuper.bsky.social
· Oct 19
You can't. You're clearly 3rd dimensional and death is in the 4th dimension. You need to be 4th dimensional and have death manipulation to be able to interact with it. Even then it depends on what universe you're in, which clearly you're in one where death isn't even something that's interactable
What if i just toss it back
Homelander
@strongestsuper.bsky.social
· Oct 19
And I would just transfer the death to you.
Like, i would literally just give you the essence of death and watch you slowly die
Like, i would literally just give you the essence of death and watch you slowly die
I could fry your head.
Homelander
@strongestsuper.bsky.social
· Oct 19
Homelander
@strongestsuper.bsky.social
· Oct 19
You're human. Humans have electrical signals inside of their brain which is what lets them do stuff. I control electricity. If i felt like it I could literally fry your brain and melt it.
There's nothing going on my brain, what you're doing is effectively useless.
Homelander
@strongestsuper.bsky.social
· Oct 19
What if I just replaced all of the electrical signals in your brain with air
What if i just conceptually erased you with a wave of my finger what about that
Homelander
@strongestsuper.bsky.social
· Oct 19
I made death itself so angry it created a version of death specifically to kill me which I ended up being more powerful than. I am more powerful than death. I can only die from very specific causes.
Wouldn't you die before then
Homelander
@strongestsuper.bsky.social
· Oct 19
🦔: Chat should I fight him?
Alright, fresh new start in this app, Vought told me it's better here.
Anyway, i'm the strongest.
Anyway, i'm the strongest.
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