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you do all seem to be having a blast with it
Oh man…I would give anything to feel the fandom fixation again
I can't say that I'll be back/active here any time soon, which I also feel pretty shitty about, but I'm alive and I'm objectively safe and I really really appreciate that a few of y'all were checking in on me.
You're good people. Miss you.
Sorry again.
Some people were (understandably) concerned since my last posts were about chlorine gas in my apartment. Yikes. The situation has nothing to do with that and honestly I'd completely forgotten that those were my last posts...
Still, it was really thoughtless of me, and I apologise for that.
Hi...
I disappeared pretty suddenly here, which I feel pretty poorly about. A lot happened very suddenly and to be frank I have not been doing well.
Part of my not so great response to it all was to scrub myself offline, delete basically every app off my phone, and just shut down. Which sucks...
and huffed like im silly for taking it away so he couldn’t continue to spray it on my housemate’s belongings!!
no you cannot use it “just one more time” IT’S MAKING CHLORINE FUCKING GAS!!!!!
I keep saying he’s “not the worst landlord in Vancouver” but he sure did! make chlorine gas!! in my house today!!!!!! 🙃
landlord made fucking chlorine gas in my house today
theres mold! in our house!!! 🙃
the landlord is!! unresponsive!!!!! 🙃🙃🙃
theres mold! in our house!!! 🙃
the landlord is!! unresponsive!!!!! 🙃🙃🙃
how did people find this again?? it’s been back in my notifs for the last couple days and I can’t stop thinking about heraldhound now
[so #heraldhound #nsfw umm cw: monsterfucking, dubcon, mind fucking ??? someone please help me this is a cry for help]
vander MOVE i need to gnaw on his sock garters right now
I absolutely love your art style and the way you draw Silco in particular!
Is there any chance you’d be able to add alt text to your future pieces? 🫶🏻
pour one out for the Aussie pub downtown here that I guess was sold to new (non Australian) owners and now sucks ass
Silco cosplayer in a maid outfit if you’ll all excuse me I’m gonna be so insane about this
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#ChzWrites - Age Gap!Vanco - Part 8
cw: attempted SA, Enforcer interaction

The following day Silco was up before Vander. He puttered around the basement for a bit, listening for any sign that Vander was awake. There was nothing keeping him from going upstairs, but there was something strange +
#ChzWrites - Age Gap!Vanco - Part 7
lightly nsfw

The air between them when they returned to The Last Drop felt lighter than it had that morning. Vander even whistled as he did the opening prep work for that evening before defaulting to putting on the jukebox to fill the silence as they worked. +
#ChzWrites - Age Gap!Vanco - Part 6

Silco took his time getting out of bed the following morning. He lay on his back, listening to the creek of the floorboards overhead as Vander moved about the bar. Unlike the previous morning, he didn't come down to check on Silco +
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#ChzWrites - Age Gap!Vanco - Part 7
lightly nsfw

The air between them when they returned to The Last Drop felt lighter than it had that morning. Vander even whistled as he did the opening prep work for that evening before defaulting to putting on the jukebox to fill the silence as they worked. +
#ChzWrites - Age Gap!Vanco - Part 6

Silco took his time getting out of bed the following morning. He lay on his back, listening to the creek of the floorboards overhead as Vander moved about the bar. Unlike the previous morning, he didn't come down to check on Silco +
#ChzWrites - Age Gap!Vanco - Part 5
cw: nsfw

As soon as the door closed behind Silco, Vander set down his pen and leaned back in his chair, rubbing a hand across his face with a sigh. What a life the kid must have lived to work up the courage to offer himself to Vander as some kind of thanks.
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It's been a while since I've been able to update bc life stuff is getting in the way, but I'm trying to tell 'the whole pre-history' for Arcane. Silco, Vander, Felicia, and how beautiful it was before it went so. very. bad.

like it's holdin' you
(currently ~36k)
archiveofourown.org/works/62004919
It is actually criminal that I have not come around to read this, adding to my (maybe) beach reads for tomorrow
T-T aaaaah you are so kind
fully agree they’d have some TENSE interactions, the writers couldn’t handle putting them in the same room 🫢