Harlemj11 🐢🐢🐢
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Talk to me nice because I always do
Talk to me nice because I always do
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Harlemj11 🐢🐢🐢
@harlemj11.bsky.social
· Feb 22
As a consumer, I encourage you to PUNISH any company that practices shrinkflation
It’s one thing to raise prices.
But to raise prices AND reduce portion sizes, that deserves a full boycott. Pure corporate greed.
So Haagen Daas, Frito Lay chips, Kelloggs Cereal, leave all of them on the shelf!!
It’s one thing to raise prices.
But to raise prices AND reduce portion sizes, that deserves a full boycott. Pure corporate greed.
So Haagen Daas, Frito Lay chips, Kelloggs Cereal, leave all of them on the shelf!!
Damn that’s snow for real lol
Ain’t even December yet
Ain’t even December yet
November 29, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Damn that’s snow for real lol
Ain’t even December yet
Ain’t even December yet
My trainer picked me up and drove me and another client to work out as “his gym”
The more we drive the more warning lights going off in his car
The more we drive the more warning lights going off in his car
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November 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
My trainer picked me up and drove me and another client to work out as “his gym”
The more we drive the more warning lights going off in his car
The more we drive the more warning lights going off in his car
They kept saying Boozer is playing soft but he has scratches on him
Give him a BREAK!!!!
Give him a BREAK!!!!
November 28, 2025 at 4:24 AM
They kept saying Boozer is playing soft but he has scratches on him
Give him a BREAK!!!!
Give him a BREAK!!!!
Most distressing thing about this is to find out the CIA trained child soldiers in Afghanistan to be assassins
And now some of them are here waiting to snap like this man did
Further proof of the disastrous US policy in Iraq and Afghanistan, since 2001.
And before
And now some of them are here waiting to snap like this man did
Further proof of the disastrous US policy in Iraq and Afghanistan, since 2001.
And before
November 28, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Most distressing thing about this is to find out the CIA trained child soldiers in Afghanistan to be assassins
And now some of them are here waiting to snap like this man did
Further proof of the disastrous US policy in Iraq and Afghanistan, since 2001.
And before
And now some of them are here waiting to snap like this man did
Further proof of the disastrous US policy in Iraq and Afghanistan, since 2001.
And before
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Those of you who say @Beyoncé didn’t make an iconic country album are just wrong:
They made Texas Hold ‘Em the opening number for the Thanksgiving Cowboys-Chiefs game
It doesn’t get more iconic than that
They made Texas Hold ‘Em the opening number for the Thanksgiving Cowboys-Chiefs game
It doesn’t get more iconic than that
November 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Those of you who say @Beyoncé didn’t make an iconic country album are just wrong:
They made Texas Hold ‘Em the opening number for the Thanksgiving Cowboys-Chiefs game
It doesn’t get more iconic than that
They made Texas Hold ‘Em the opening number for the Thanksgiving Cowboys-Chiefs game
It doesn’t get more iconic than that
I just had sweet potato pie for breakfast
That’s what makes it the most wonderful time for the year
That’s what makes it the most wonderful time for the year
November 27, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I just had sweet potato pie for breakfast
That’s what makes it the most wonderful time for the year
That’s what makes it the most wonderful time for the year
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#565
RETIREMENT
Specifically what happens when you can no longer work/support yourself
The belief that you’ll be able to be completely independent forever is truly toxic and potentially deadly
Specifically what happens when you can no longer work/support yourself
The belief that you’ll be able to be completely independent forever is truly toxic and potentially deadly
3. What is something people don't talk about enough?
November 27, 2025 at 12:23 PM
#565
I made an apple pie
It just came out of the oven and I want a piece of it so badly
The smell…
It just came out of the oven and I want a piece of it so badly
The smell…
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November 27, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I made an apple pie
It just came out of the oven and I want a piece of it so badly
The smell…
It just came out of the oven and I want a piece of it so badly
The smell…
I noticed that my employees always like me the days we feed them at the staff meeting, like today
The other staff meetings they grumpy as Hell 🤣
The other staff meetings they grumpy as Hell 🤣
November 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I noticed that my employees always like me the days we feed them at the staff meeting, like today
The other staff meetings they grumpy as Hell 🤣
The other staff meetings they grumpy as Hell 🤣
Whenever I get them life insurance policy statements
How often do y’all think about death?
November 24, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Whenever I get them life insurance policy statements
Okay but where is Julian?!?
He would not have allowed this.
Why is Jay-Z looking at her like “what should we do?!?”
Why Beyoncé gotta do everything? 😅
He would not have allowed this.
Why is Jay-Z looking at her like “what should we do?!?”
Why Beyoncé gotta do everything? 😅
November 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Okay but where is Julian?!?
He would not have allowed this.
Why is Jay-Z looking at her like “what should we do?!?”
Why Beyoncé gotta do everything? 😅
He would not have allowed this.
Why is Jay-Z looking at her like “what should we do?!?”
Why Beyoncé gotta do everything? 😅
They voted garlic mashed potatoes over baked Mac and cheese for Thanksgiving
And I don’t blame them
Much better choice
And apple pie over sweet potato pie
I don’t agree lol
But I cook, what is requested
And I don’t blame them
Much better choice
And apple pie over sweet potato pie
I don’t agree lol
But I cook, what is requested
November 24, 2025 at 4:22 AM
They voted garlic mashed potatoes over baked Mac and cheese for Thanksgiving
And I don’t blame them
Much better choice
And apple pie over sweet potato pie
I don’t agree lol
But I cook, what is requested
And I don’t blame them
Much better choice
And apple pie over sweet potato pie
I don’t agree lol
But I cook, what is requested
I was just going to clean a few things in my house
4 hours later lol
But I got so much done
And I installed two new lamps
4 hours later lol
But I got so much done
And I installed two new lamps
November 24, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I was just going to clean a few things in my house
4 hours later lol
But I got so much done
And I installed two new lamps
4 hours later lol
But I got so much done
And I installed two new lamps
Please don’t act like Twitter did something charitable today
Them updating the app to disclose locations was VERY likely the result of being sued and having to do it under court order
Them updating the app to disclose locations was VERY likely the result of being sued and having to do it under court order
November 23, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Please don’t act like Twitter did something charitable today
Them updating the app to disclose locations was VERY likely the result of being sued and having to do it under court order
Them updating the app to disclose locations was VERY likely the result of being sued and having to do it under court order
Those of you expressing surprise about what they are trying to do with nursing; social work and education degrees:
You didn’t read Project 2025 last year
But you should have…
You didn’t read Project 2025 last year
But you should have…
November 21, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Those of you expressing surprise about what they are trying to do with nursing; social work and education degrees:
You didn’t read Project 2025 last year
But you should have…
You didn’t read Project 2025 last year
But you should have…
What was the WORST class you had in college? For me it was Environmental Science
It wasn’t the subject matter just the horrible instructor
I hit her course evaluation very hard
It wasn’t the subject matter just the horrible instructor
I hit her course evaluation very hard
November 21, 2025 at 3:30 AM
What was the WORST class you had in college? For me it was Environmental Science
It wasn’t the subject matter just the horrible instructor
I hit her course evaluation very hard
It wasn’t the subject matter just the horrible instructor
I hit her course evaluation very hard
I’m screaming that the State of Florida sent the Florida Congresswoman business $5,000,000 instead of $50,000 she billed them for COVID services
And she kept and spent it!
Sounds very Trump!!
And she kept and spent it!
Sounds very Trump!!
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November 21, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I’m screaming that the State of Florida sent the Florida Congresswoman business $5,000,000 instead of $50,000 she billed them for COVID services
And she kept and spent it!
Sounds very Trump!!
And she kept and spent it!
Sounds very Trump!!
“I think three days is a reasonable time period to respond to emails at work…….”
(Y’all have done let your personal life spill over into the professional life. Like I literally called someone supervisor on Monday because they were taking a week to respond to emails.)
(Y’all have done let your personal life spill over into the professional life. Like I literally called someone supervisor on Monday because they were taking a week to respond to emails.)
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November 19, 2025 at 9:05 PM
“I think three days is a reasonable time period to respond to emails at work…….”
(Y’all have done let your personal life spill over into the professional life. Like I literally called someone supervisor on Monday because they were taking a week to respond to emails.)
(Y’all have done let your personal life spill over into the professional life. Like I literally called someone supervisor on Monday because they were taking a week to respond to emails.)
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My gran used to love these. I don’t eat them, but sometimes I still buy them. When I want to remember her.
November 17, 2025 at 5:52 PM
My gran used to love these. I don’t eat them, but sometimes I still buy them. When I want to remember her.
CYNTHIA!!!!!!!!
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November 18, 2025 at 4:04 AM
CYNTHIA!!!!!!!!
Y’all obviously I knew the ending but still WICKED was so good!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I AM UNABLE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
CYNTHIA!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I AM UNABLE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
CYNTHIA!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
November 18, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Y’all obviously I knew the ending but still WICKED was so good!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I AM UNABLE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
CYNTHIA!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I AM UNABLE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
CYNTHIA!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
This sums me up pretty well
November 16, 2025 at 11:12 PM
This sums me up pretty well