Dan
@hardanwignr.bsky.social
Lancs lad 26 🏳️🌈 // Exiled pie eyter
'Ey am allus glad fot si a mon like thi!'
'Ey am allus glad fot si a mon like thi!'
Didn't like the fact i wont share my lunch so she's resorted to eating my hair instead
December 18, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Didn't like the fact i wont share my lunch so she's resorted to eating my hair instead
Thanks @votesforoysters.bsky.social for bringing this bandwagon to my attention 😆 apparently holiday spamming really drives up engagement is my conclusion from this 🤣
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December 17, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Thanks @votesforoysters.bsky.social for bringing this bandwagon to my attention 😆 apparently holiday spamming really drives up engagement is my conclusion from this 🤣
Phew don't have to go into the office anymore. Was really not looking forward to a 9 hr shift in person at Warrington on a Sunday afternoon (90mi round trip)😅
December 14, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Phew don't have to go into the office anymore. Was really not looking forward to a 9 hr shift in person at Warrington on a Sunday afternoon (90mi round trip)😅
Quite like this xmas gift from a friend😂😂
December 12, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Quite like this xmas gift from a friend😂😂
Good news: I am pretty much fully recovered from the cold
Bad news: the husband has been struck down by a mysterious plague that has coincidentally surprisingly similar symptoms to what I had, and is now withering in bed😆
Bad news: the husband has been struck down by a mysterious plague that has coincidentally surprisingly similar symptoms to what I had, and is now withering in bed😆
December 10, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Good news: I am pretty much fully recovered from the cold
Bad news: the husband has been struck down by a mysterious plague that has coincidentally surprisingly similar symptoms to what I had, and is now withering in bed😆
Bad news: the husband has been struck down by a mysterious plague that has coincidentally surprisingly similar symptoms to what I had, and is now withering in bed😆
Morning! There's something abt working at this hour with a duvet wrapped around you and wind howling outside😂😂
December 9, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Morning! There's something abt working at this hour with a duvet wrapped around you and wind howling outside😂😂
Great, of course I picked the weekends to have a bloody cold🤪🤪🤪
December 6, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Great, of course I picked the weekends to have a bloody cold🤪🤪🤪
Working from starbucks this morn😂
(Whilst i wait to get picked up)
(Whilst i wait to get picked up)
November 27, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Working from starbucks this morn😂
(Whilst i wait to get picked up)
(Whilst i wait to get picked up)
Did think I've been extra shattered lately and well here's my answer, last week's recorded hours was my 2nd highest ever😬
November 25, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Did think I've been extra shattered lately and well here's my answer, last week's recorded hours was my 2nd highest ever😬
Insurer "Can you describe the damage to me?"
Me "The rear bumper has come loose below the lights and there are some scrapes"
Insurer "ok we will send someone to assess if the vehicle is repairable but based on your description it may be a total loss"
What now???😂
Me "The rear bumper has come loose below the lights and there are some scrapes"
Insurer "ok we will send someone to assess if the vehicle is repairable but based on your description it may be a total loss"
What now???😂
November 24, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Insurer "Can you describe the damage to me?"
Me "The rear bumper has come loose below the lights and there are some scrapes"
Insurer "ok we will send someone to assess if the vehicle is repairable but based on your description it may be a total loss"
What now???😂
Me "The rear bumper has come loose below the lights and there are some scrapes"
Insurer "ok we will send someone to assess if the vehicle is repairable but based on your description it may be a total loss"
What now???😂
Also special mention to this nightmare inducing owl. I've seen it so you have to too!
November 23, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Also special mention to this nightmare inducing owl. I've seen it so you have to too!
In other news, very please the Harris has reopened - and thoroughly enjoyed the W+G exhibition!
November 23, 2025 at 12:25 PM
In other news, very please the Harris has reopened - and thoroughly enjoyed the W+G exhibition!
Ok I take back my mocking of yorkshiremen and their tea as we clearly do the same, it's Lanky or nowt (or herbal)😂😂
November 23, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Ok I take back my mocking of yorkshiremen and their tea as we clearly do the same, it's Lanky or nowt (or herbal)😂😂
Trying to transcribe my meeting notes and I mean I can read everything this time (rare), but then wht the fuck did I even write here, it doesn't even make sense🤣🤣 fuck you past Dan for not writing the context down!
November 20, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Trying to transcribe my meeting notes and I mean I can read everything this time (rare), but then wht the fuck did I even write here, it doesn't even make sense🤣🤣 fuck you past Dan for not writing the context down!
External liaison so time to look like a class A bellend again😂
November 19, 2025 at 10:04 AM
External liaison so time to look like a class A bellend again😂
List 3 things you think you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong.
1. Moans a lot
2. Disappear past morning
3. Food posts
1. Moans a lot
2. Disappear past morning
3. Food posts
List 3 things you think you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong.
1. Running
2. Legs
3. Wine
1. Running
2. Legs
3. Wine
November 17, 2025 at 5:54 PM
List 3 things you think you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong.
1. Moans a lot
2. Disappear past morning
3. Food posts
1. Moans a lot
2. Disappear past morning
3. Food posts
Met some people in the sector at an external conference, who were all talking about whatever projects they've created/got going with python, R etc.
Then I got asked if I had done something similar, and I'm like urm does Visual Basic still count???😂
Then I got asked if I had done something similar, and I'm like urm does Visual Basic still count???😂
November 13, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Met some people in the sector at an external conference, who were all talking about whatever projects they've created/got going with python, R etc.
Then I got asked if I had done something similar, and I'm like urm does Visual Basic still count???😂
Then I got asked if I had done something similar, and I'm like urm does Visual Basic still count???😂
Work meeting "Dan can you please introduce yourself to **manager**"
Cat "this is my time to shine!" - proceeds to jump up the desk and stick her butt to the camera 🤪
Cat "this is my time to shine!" - proceeds to jump up the desk and stick her butt to the camera 🤪
November 11, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Work meeting "Dan can you please introduce yourself to **manager**"
Cat "this is my time to shine!" - proceeds to jump up the desk and stick her butt to the camera 🤪
Cat "this is my time to shine!" - proceeds to jump up the desk and stick her butt to the camera 🤪
Non alc today as I have to drive 2 muppets home later.
Nice to see the station hall has reopened at the National Railway Museum though!
Nice to see the station hall has reopened at the National Railway Museum though!
November 9, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Non alc today as I have to drive 2 muppets home later.
Nice to see the station hall has reopened at the National Railway Museum though!
Nice to see the station hall has reopened at the National Railway Museum though!
Starting early today😆
November 8, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Starting early today😆
I love how they have to specify the tea is Yorkshire and Yorkshire only😂
November 8, 2025 at 10:21 AM
I love how they have to specify the tea is Yorkshire and Yorkshire only😂
Oldest selfie on your phone:
Yellowknife 2015
Yellowknife 2015
November 7, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Oldest selfie on your phone:
Yellowknife 2015
Yellowknife 2015
Well the happening happened! Clouds actually cleared up for the sunset at the right moment too☺️🌅
November 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Well the happening happened! Clouds actually cleared up for the sunset at the right moment too☺️🌅