Dan
@hardanwignr.bsky.social
Lancs lad 26 🏳️🌈 // Exiled pie eyter
'Ey am allus glad fot si a mon like thi!'
'Ey am allus glad fot si a mon like thi!'
Working from starbucks this morn😂
(Whilst i wait to get picked up)
(Whilst i wait to get picked up)
November 27, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Working from starbucks this morn😂
(Whilst i wait to get picked up)
(Whilst i wait to get picked up)
Did think I've been extra shattered lately and well here's my answer, last week's recorded hours was my 2nd highest ever😬
November 25, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Did think I've been extra shattered lately and well here's my answer, last week's recorded hours was my 2nd highest ever😬
Insurer "Can you describe the damage to me?"
Me "The rear bumper has come loose below the lights and there are some scrapes"
Insurer "ok we will send someone to assess if the vehicle is repairable but based on your description it may be a total loss"
What now???😂
Me "The rear bumper has come loose below the lights and there are some scrapes"
Insurer "ok we will send someone to assess if the vehicle is repairable but based on your description it may be a total loss"
What now???😂
November 24, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Insurer "Can you describe the damage to me?"
Me "The rear bumper has come loose below the lights and there are some scrapes"
Insurer "ok we will send someone to assess if the vehicle is repairable but based on your description it may be a total loss"
What now???😂
Me "The rear bumper has come loose below the lights and there are some scrapes"
Insurer "ok we will send someone to assess if the vehicle is repairable but based on your description it may be a total loss"
What now???😂
Also special mention to this nightmare inducing owl. I've seen it so you have to too!
November 23, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Also special mention to this nightmare inducing owl. I've seen it so you have to too!
In other news, very please the Harris has reopened - and thoroughly enjoyed the W+G exhibition!
November 23, 2025 at 12:25 PM
In other news, very please the Harris has reopened - and thoroughly enjoyed the W+G exhibition!
Ok I take back my mocking of yorkshiremen and their tea as we clearly do the same, it's Lanky or nowt (or herbal)😂😂
November 23, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Ok I take back my mocking of yorkshiremen and their tea as we clearly do the same, it's Lanky or nowt (or herbal)😂😂
Trying to transcribe my meeting notes and I mean I can read everything this time (rare), but then wht the fuck did I even write here, it doesn't even make sense🤣🤣 fuck you past Dan for not writing the context down!
November 20, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Trying to transcribe my meeting notes and I mean I can read everything this time (rare), but then wht the fuck did I even write here, it doesn't even make sense🤣🤣 fuck you past Dan for not writing the context down!
External liaison so time to look like a class A bellend again😂
November 19, 2025 at 10:04 AM
External liaison so time to look like a class A bellend again😂
List 3 things you think you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong.
1. Moans a lot
2. Disappear past morning
3. Food posts
1. Moans a lot
2. Disappear past morning
3. Food posts
List 3 things you think you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong.
1. Running
2. Legs
3. Wine
1. Running
2. Legs
3. Wine
List 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong. 😬
1. Housewives
2. Pokémon
3. Having a stupid amount of reaction videos
1. Housewives
2. Pokémon
3. Having a stupid amount of reaction videos
November 17, 2025 at 5:54 PM
List 3 things you think you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong.
1. Moans a lot
2. Disappear past morning
3. Food posts
1. Moans a lot
2. Disappear past morning
3. Food posts
Met some people in the sector at an external conference, who were all talking about whatever projects they've created/got going with python, R etc.
Then I got asked if I had done something similar, and I'm like urm does Visual Basic still count???😂
Then I got asked if I had done something similar, and I'm like urm does Visual Basic still count???😂
November 13, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Met some people in the sector at an external conference, who were all talking about whatever projects they've created/got going with python, R etc.
Then I got asked if I had done something similar, and I'm like urm does Visual Basic still count???😂
Then I got asked if I had done something similar, and I'm like urm does Visual Basic still count???😂
Work meeting "Dan can you please introduce yourself to **manager**"
Cat "this is my time to shine!" - proceeds to jump up the desk and stick her butt to the camera 🤪
Cat "this is my time to shine!" - proceeds to jump up the desk and stick her butt to the camera 🤪
November 11, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Work meeting "Dan can you please introduce yourself to **manager**"
Cat "this is my time to shine!" - proceeds to jump up the desk and stick her butt to the camera 🤪
Cat "this is my time to shine!" - proceeds to jump up the desk and stick her butt to the camera 🤪
Non alc today as I have to drive 2 muppets home later.
Nice to see the station hall has reopened at the National Railway Museum though!
Nice to see the station hall has reopened at the National Railway Museum though!
November 9, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Non alc today as I have to drive 2 muppets home later.
Nice to see the station hall has reopened at the National Railway Museum though!
Nice to see the station hall has reopened at the National Railway Museum though!
Starting early today😆
November 8, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Starting early today😆
I love how they have to specify the tea is Yorkshire and Yorkshire only😂
November 8, 2025 at 10:21 AM
I love how they have to specify the tea is Yorkshire and Yorkshire only😂
Oldest selfie on your phone:
Yellowknife 2015
Yellowknife 2015
November 7, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Oldest selfie on your phone:
Yellowknife 2015
Yellowknife 2015
Well the happening happened! Clouds actually cleared up for the sunset at the right moment too☺️🌅
November 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Well the happening happened! Clouds actually cleared up for the sunset at the right moment too☺️🌅
V nice food tonight! Also I swear that bowl of salad somehow has more calories than the salmon4
November 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
V nice food tonight! Also I swear that bowl of salad somehow has more calories than the salmon4
View's good! 😁 Taking a leaf out of @hoywynllundain.bsky.social's book and having afternoon tea now!
November 5, 2025 at 4:03 PM
View's good! 😁 Taking a leaf out of @hoywynllundain.bsky.social's book and having afternoon tea now!
Woohoo! Finally can say goodbye to work laptop for 2 weeks🎉
October 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Woohoo! Finally can say goodbye to work laptop for 2 weeks🎉
Queer Bluesky: how old were you came out and how old are you now?
11 to close friends and everyone else knew by 15.
Family wise told my sisters around 18. Very unashamedly stole a text Isak from Skam used 😂
Mum was 19 when i was drunk after I got stood up. Haven't told dad but he knows.
26 now
11 to close friends and everyone else knew by 15.
Family wise told my sisters around 18. Very unashamedly stole a text Isak from Skam used 😂
Mum was 19 when i was drunk after I got stood up. Haven't told dad but he knows.
26 now
Queer Bluesky: how old were you came out and how old are you now?
To literally everyone but my parents at 15/16. Parents at 26. I doubt it was a surprise at that point. I'm 35.
To literally everyone but my parents at 15/16. Parents at 26. I doubt it was a surprise at that point. I'm 35.
Queer Bluesky: how old were you came out and how old are you now?
Realised at 13. Came out at 25 and now 39
Realised at 13. Came out at 25 and now 39
October 28, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Queer Bluesky: how old were you came out and how old are you now?
11 to close friends and everyone else knew by 15.
Family wise told my sisters around 18. Very unashamedly stole a text Isak from Skam used 😂
Mum was 19 when i was drunk after I got stood up. Haven't told dad but he knows.
26 now
11 to close friends and everyone else knew by 15.
Family wise told my sisters around 18. Very unashamedly stole a text Isak from Skam used 😂
Mum was 19 when i was drunk after I got stood up. Haven't told dad but he knows.
26 now
In other news, bowling, mini golf, and laser tag (not pictured) with work was fun!
Weird theming though with the mini golf, random Lancashire Tea themed one, then a godzila one with a Japanese flag that is probably not ok anymore 😂
Weird theming though with the mini golf, random Lancashire Tea themed one, then a godzila one with a Japanese flag that is probably not ok anymore 😂
October 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
In other news, bowling, mini golf, and laser tag (not pictured) with work was fun!
Weird theming though with the mini golf, random Lancashire Tea themed one, then a godzila one with a Japanese flag that is probably not ok anymore 😂
Weird theming though with the mini golf, random Lancashire Tea themed one, then a godzila one with a Japanese flag that is probably not ok anymore 😂
I am hoping, for the love of god that this really is *just* halloween decor...
October 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I am hoping, for the love of god that this really is *just* halloween decor...
Sodding acts of parliaments again🤪🤪🤪
Like I get why they have to be so exhaustive and cumbersome to read to cover all angles, but my god does it make me want to face plant myself, every time I have to trawl through a million words to find what is important.
And don't get me started on the layout😑
Like I get why they have to be so exhaustive and cumbersome to read to cover all angles, but my god does it make me want to face plant myself, every time I have to trawl through a million words to find what is important.
And don't get me started on the layout😑
October 22, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Sodding acts of parliaments again🤪🤪🤪
Like I get why they have to be so exhaustive and cumbersome to read to cover all angles, but my god does it make me want to face plant myself, every time I have to trawl through a million words to find what is important.
And don't get me started on the layout😑
Like I get why they have to be so exhaustive and cumbersome to read to cover all angles, but my god does it make me want to face plant myself, every time I have to trawl through a million words to find what is important.
And don't get me started on the layout😑