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Hannalore @hannalore.bsky.social · 33m

Clip chimping, I feel like he’s been taken out of context here.

Hannalore @hannalore.bsky.social · 35m

They have it brand new at my work now and I keep getting emails about me being one of the lucky testers. If you want to learn you have to make me

Hannalore @hannalore.bsky.social · 1d

Space nascar was cool

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Hannalore @hannalore.bsky.social · 4d

Does she claw furniture? That chair looks like something my cats would ruin

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Hannalore @hannalore.bsky.social · 13d

Is Amontillado and bourbon an acceptable brunch drink?

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Hannalore @hannalore.bsky.social · 17d

Samuel Johnson in Blackadder realizing he forgot to put “sausage” in the dictionary. I do it every single time I encounter or think of sausages and no one has ever gotten the reference

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Hannalore @hannalore.bsky.social · 19d

Real gee whiz hours

Hannalore @hannalore.bsky.social · 20d

If you like history “Unruly” by David Mitchell is a history of all the medieval and renaissance kings of england and he’s quite funny

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Hannalore @hannalore.bsky.social · 22d

contemplative pose, enemies of the crown beware!

Hannalore @hannalore.bsky.social · 29d

Remembering some kind of story about when the Roman empire stopped maintaining roads, can’t think why that was. It was probably fine

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · Sep 25

APRIL - 1805
NAPOLEON IS MASTER OF EUROPE
ONLY THE BRITISH FLEET STANDS BEFORE HIM
THERE IS NOTHING IN NAVAL LAW STATING THAT A GOLDEN RETRIEVER CANNOT SERVE HIS MAJESTY AS CAPTAIN
OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS

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Hannalore @hannalore.bsky.social · Sep 17

What’s the Edward IV book?

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Hannalore @hannalore.bsky.social · Sep 14

Oh, man! admire and model thyself after the whale! Do thou, too, remain warm among ice. Do thou, too, live in this world without being of it.

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Hannalore @hannalore.bsky.social · Sep 13

The guys on a fantasy football podcast I listen to started to do these jokes almost every episode but replace Norris with a rookie player. Gonna have to find a new one because it pisses me off so bad I have to turn it off.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · Sep 10

an article asking whether it's feminist to use AI? i will get right around to reading that, but first, would you join me in the cellar for a moment? i have a lovely new cask of sherry of dubious origin i'd like your opinion on

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Hannalore @hannalore.bsky.social · Sep 8

Genuinely unfortunate level of body dysmorphia, but she deserves it

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Hannalore @hannalore.bsky.social · Sep 8

have you seen what’s happened to their current qb, they have good reason to be terrified

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Hannalore @hannalore.bsky.social · Sep 8

If you can’t figure it out I got a few flyers in my mailbox addressed to “Resident” with some tips

Hannalore @hannalore.bsky.social · Sep 7

My work is doing a day at the Falcons-Dolphins game which is not the morale booster I think we need

Hannalore @hannalore.bsky.social · Sep 5

go dawgs

Hannalore @hannalore.bsky.social · Sep 4

One time when I was sitting with my stepmom one of those went by and I was laughingly telling her the whole doctor killer thing. Remembered slowly like the rising light of dawn that before I met her, her dad died crashing a plane like that

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Hannalore @hannalore.bsky.social · Sep 2

I picked up some kind of illness from watching the football games. I believe it was in the bottom of several cans of white claws

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Hannalore @hannalore.bsky.social · Aug 31

a group of women are dancing in front of a pink background with the word body written in pink letters .

ALT: a group of women are dancing in front of a pink background with the word body written in pink letters .

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Hannalore @hannalore.bsky.social · Aug 31

It’s good though (it’s less interesting on tv)

Hannalore @hannalore.bsky.social · Aug 30

God I missed football

Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · Aug 30

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